oumartin
5/11/2006, 04:52 PM
I have a little fun thing I do when I order a sundae from McDonalds. Since they no longer poor the peanuts over them and just give you a little bag of peanuts if you ask for them. Well I always ask for a nut sack. Sometimes they get the joke and sometimes they don't. Anyhow. I embarrassed the wife while ordering that the other night. She then came home and told my oldest son who things any body part joke is funny. Well my three year old is sitting there just minding his own business.
The next day we are leaving to go home from OKC and there is my wife, my son, myself and my mother in law in the car ordering drinks from sonic before we head out. When out of the blue my three year old goes. "Dad, what did you say last night at Bicdonalds?" I say jacob, i don't remember, "yes you do day what did you say?" I said we had to order peanuts (hoping he would shut up and drop it) "no daddy, you laughed at Bicdonalds. what did you say" i said we asked for a bag of nuts. "No daddy, you said nut sack"
he said it just so calm. my wife couldn't crawl under the seat fast enuff and the mother in law turned red as a fire engine and it was all she could do not to pee herself.
I never again will say anything in front of this child!!!
The next day we are leaving to go home from OKC and there is my wife, my son, myself and my mother in law in the car ordering drinks from sonic before we head out. When out of the blue my three year old goes. "Dad, what did you say last night at Bicdonalds?" I say jacob, i don't remember, "yes you do day what did you say?" I said we had to order peanuts (hoping he would shut up and drop it) "no daddy, you laughed at Bicdonalds. what did you say" i said we asked for a bag of nuts. "No daddy, you said nut sack"
he said it just so calm. my wife couldn't crawl under the seat fast enuff and the mother in law turned red as a fire engine and it was all she could do not to pee herself.
I never again will say anything in front of this child!!!