OK this chick that I met last night

[1stTimeCaller]

OU grad, great job, hawt, just broke up with her boyfriend a week ago.

when do I call her?

[BigRedJed]

You should wait six weeks to call. You could tell her you found her number while you were cleaning out your wallet, and can't remember where you met. Ask her what she looks like and then ask her if you ****ed.

[TexasLidig8r]

You should wait six weeks to call. You could tell her you found her number while you were cleaning out your wallet, and can't remember where you met. Ask her what she looks like and then ask her if you ****ed.

Was that in the Gentlemen's Guide on page 6 ?

[yermom]

call her tonight and leave like 25 messages

be sure to include the "why haven't you called me back, you bitch?" ones

[BigRedJed]

You know what... ...ha ha ha Lid, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

[TexasLidig8r]

OU grad, great job, hawt, just broke up with her boyfriend a week ago.

when do I call her?

Friday is tomorrow.

Saturday is the day after tomorrow.

Call her.. TODAY.. "Hi.. I'm the Wizzinator from last night. I enjoyed getting to know you a bit. Would you like to like a fish taco at Cabos (keep it clean.. they really are good there).. or.. have some drinks at the 8.0 or Angeluna?

Iffn she gave you her phone number.. she is interested.

We expect pics.

[TexasLidig8r]

You know what... ...ha ha ha Lid, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.

True dat. It is our boy the Wizz about whom we are speaking.

Now.. if she is hawt, then, give me her number, I will call on your behalf, will lay the groundwork and.. you will be in like Flynn.. or a Mickey Finn.. whichever.

[BigRedJed]

BTW, if she just broke up with her boyfriend there's no hope of having a relationship with her. You're just going to be a rebound. Plan and act accordingly.

[crawfish]

I think you're desperate enough to need to call her NOW.

What are you waiting for?

[frankensooner]

Don't do what Lid said, you will look desperate. After first meeting and getting digits the best mix is 3 days, any longer, the Lady will be pizzed, any shorter, you look a bit needy. That is my two cents anyway and a hundred years ago when I was single, it worked like a charm. (Just don't tell the ladies about this rule, it seems to really rile them up) ;) Oh, and don't ask her out for this weekend, some day next week.

[BigRedJed]

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2006/ga060511.gif

[walkoffsooner]

Are you kin?

[Osce0la]

BTW, if she just broke up with her boyfriend there's no hope of having a relationship with her. You're just going to be a rebound. Plan and act accordingly.
hit it and quit it?

[slickdawg]

Damn dude, KALL NOW!@#!@$E!@#D

[Osce0la]

Tell her you think you love her, chicks dig that

[BigRedJed]

I hope all of our advice has helped you get things figured out.

[walkoffsooner]

Tell her you just got out of prison proved innocent by dna.That way she will excuse you trying to screw her on first date.oh and a war hero

[Penguin]

Tell her that you're really looking forward to having babies together.

[achiro]

BTW, if she just broke up with her boyfriend there's no hope of having a relationship with her. You're just going to be a rebound. Plan and act accordingly.
My wife(of 17 years as of the 20th) was on a break up when we met. She actually planned on using me to make him jealous then the greatness that I am kicked in and the rest is history.

Anyway, just call her dude. Games are ****ing old news.

[TUSooner]

Find out what kind of floor coverings she has.
If it's carpet or hardwood, pass on her. (That's pAss.)
If it's tile, stone, or laminate, you're probably ok.

You're welcome.

[Howzit]

Tell her you want her to meet your horny but harmless Uncle Howzit.

[achiro]

Oh and when you call her just be straight up about things. Also, I would borrow a car at least until the third date, then she may be ready to see your Harley trike.:D

[Beef]

PM me her # and I'll see if she's worth your asking her out.

[BeetDigger]

Rebound guys are expected to hit it like there's no tomorrow. I can't believe that you haven't called her already. Be sure to tell her that we call you POCG.

[proud gonzo]

boys are stupid.

[Herr Scholz]

Call her really drunk and really late on Saturday night. If she let's you come over, do it in the butt. You can thank me later.

[Melo]

boys are stupid.

Amen.

[colleyvillesooner]

I think 3 days is kinda money.

[OKC-SLC]

nice baby who's ready to party.
rawks.

[NormanPride]

boys are stupid.


Amen.

Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? ;)

[Widescreen]

1TC, wear your tie-dye shirt. You'll be SO in.

[Penguin]

Tell her this:

Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
with whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.

I was at Toby Keith's bar last week. EVERY woman in the place was singing along. Women want to be treated like s***!

[TopDaugIn2000]

call her tomorrow. ask her out for dinner sat night or even brunch on sunday (if you want to keep it casual for the first date)

[Melo]

Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? ;)

I think the fool who pointed out that I might be fool, is the more foolish one. Fool.

[Beef]

call her tomorrow. ask her out for dinner sat night or even brunch on sunday (if you want to keep it casual for the first date)
A mother's day brunch date?
HAWT!

[TopDaugIn2000]

oh yeah, i forgot it was mom's day. scratch that.

[BigRedJed]

...Anyway, just call her dude...
Seriously, calling her "dude" is probably not a good idea.

[colleyvillesooner]

A mother's day brunch date?
HAWT!

Just tell her that way your guys kids will be able to celebrate her on the same day you guys had your first date. Win-win-win.

[Osce0la]

A mother's day brunch date?
HAWT!
Could this be 1TC's way of telling her he wants to be her baby's daddy?

[Herr Scholz]

Just tell her that way your guys kids will be able to celebrate her on the same day you guys had your first date. Win-win-win.
Yeah, and when you're talking to her about your future kids before you've had a 1st date, be sure and stare at her really intently without blinking. :eek:

[1stTimeCaller]

got it. thanks.

[tulsaoilerfan]

BTW, if she just broke up with her boyfriend there's no hope of having a relationship with her. You're just going to be a rebound. Plan and act accordingly.
Who cares about that? There's nothing wrong with getting a little on the rebound leg from her.

[Penguin]

Ask her if she spits or swallows. Women love that.

[NormanPride]

I think the fool who pointed out that I might be fool, is the more foolish one. Fool.

:D

[IB4OU2]

but give her a few weeks before you introduce her to 'Old Faithful'.

[BigRedJed]

Who cares about that? There's nothing wrong with getting a little on the rebound leg from her.
Uh. Exactly. That was my point. Don't spend a bunch of money on dinner and flowers. Use it to buy condoms instead.

[BigRedJed]

I guess it's pretty obvious why the ladies love me so.

[BigRedJed]

Sincerely,

Mayor Jed.

[Czar Soonerov]

You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money.

[Czar Soonerov]

Seriously, I saw jed put about $20 in a condom machine on the KC trip. The dude is so money & he doesn't even know it...

[1stTimeCaller]

the best part was I was at the bar getting myself another beverage and she says 'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar.'

She's from Ponca and I resisted to ask her if she knew DC or Balls.

[colleyvillesooner]

the best part was I was at the bar getting myself another beverage and she says 'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar.'

She's from Ponca and I resisted to ask her if she knew DC or Balls.

Why not? I'm sure asking her if she knew two of your buddies from the internet would have been teh awesome.

[yermom]

um, do you know Balls?

[Sooner_Bob]

Be sure to break out the good pr0n for the second date.

[BigRedJed]

Seriously, I saw jed put about $20 in a condom machine on the KC trip. The dude is so money & he doesn't even know it...
I just got those to practice putting them on in my room, in case I got lucky and needed to know how.

[Beef]

the best part was I was at the bar getting myself another beverage and she says 'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? You look really familiar.'

She's from Ponca and I resisted to ask her if she knew DC or Balls.
She recognized the pink hat, didn't she.

[Oldnslo]

BTW, if she just broke up with her boyfriend there's no hope of having a relationship with her. You're just going to be a rebound. Plan and act accordingly.
^^^^^^
Reread this.

[1stTimeCaller]

so awesome that she'd have quit talking to me.

She says something about myspace and then wrote her myspace address down. I then said 'Well, I'm not sure how this is supposed to work, do I send you a message on myspace to ask for your number so I can call you and ask you out? I'll take you out for a nice seafood dinner if you're a Saint like Dorothy Mantooth.'

she didn't get the Anchorman reference but your hero played it off nicely. she giggled and then gave me her digits.

[Czar Soonerov]

I just got those to practice putting them on in my room, in case I got lucky and needed to know how.

Keep practicing...

http://digilander.libero.it/reiji/images/04-profil.jpeg

[1stTimeCaller]

She recognized the pink hat, didn't she.

I wasn't wearing a hat. Actually I still had on my work clothes- boots, jeans, polo.

Maybe I need to ditch the pink hat, tie dyed shirt and the Sherriff shirt.

[BigRedJed]

Why not? I'm sure asking her if she knew two of your buddies from the internet would have been teh awesome.
Seriously, there might be some merit to that. My suggestion: when you call her, tell her you weren't sure how long to wait, but you ulitmately decided to call her after X days based on the advice you got from a bunch of people on an Internet message board.

That should probably get her pretty hot and bothered.

[NormanPride]

I wasn't wearing a hat. Actually I still had on my work clothes- boots, jeans, polo.

Maybe I need to ditch the pink hat, tie dyed shirt and the Sherriff shirt.

:eek: No! Those clothes have character! Chicks dig them! They reek masculinity and sexual prowess!

[C&CDean]

The loser quotient in this thread is completely off the scale. off. the. scale.

The day I ask for advice from South Ovalites on when/how/where to boff a chick is the day I come home from my combination castration/pre-frontal lobotomy/penisectomy surgery.

Sorry, but I gotta agree with PG and Melo on this one.

[Sooner_Bob]

The loser quotient in this thread is completely off the scale. off. the. scale.

The day I ask for advice from South Ovalites on when/how/where to boff a chick is the day I come home from my combination castration/pre-frontal lobotomy/penisectomy surgery.

Sorry, but I gotta agree with PG and Melo on this one.



Pffffffft . . . you can never go wrong with pr0n . . . :cool:

[Oldnslo]

she didn't get the Anchorman reference but your hero played it off nicely. she giggled and then gave me 7 random digits so that I'd think I scored her number.

I hate that for you.

[OUinFLA]

The day I ask for advice from South Ovalites on when/how/where to boff a chick is the day I come home from my combination castration/pre-frontal lobotomy/penisectomy surgery.




Great! Then you can watch Survivor on Thursday nights too!

[colleyvillesooner]

The loser quotient in this thread is completely off the scale. off. the. scale.

The day I ask for advice from South Ovalites on when/how/where to boff a chick is the day I come home from my combination castration/pre-frontal lobotomy/penisectomy surgery.

Sorry, but I gotta agree with PG and Melo on this one.

You think he would actually do what any of us would say???


Dude, you're not doing any of this are you? ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

The loser quotient in this thread is completely off the scale. off. the. scale.

The day I ask for advice from South Ovalites on when/how/where to boff a chick is the day I come home from my combination castration/pre-frontal lobotomy/penisectomy surgery.

Sorry, but I gotta agree with PG and Melo on this one.

pshaw. I hooked up a date for tomorrow with her last night. I just like to entertain you guys. I heard the 'just broke up with my boyfriend' and my pants got tight. I'm not as inept as I make myself out to be on here.

[BigRedJed]

Czar, I'm holding you directly responsible for the disposition of the "cigar" pic. If the "purple stretchy hat with rubber nipples" picture shows up on this board again, the "cigar" pic will immediately follow, and it will all be your fault. I think you can imagine the consequences.

TIA.

[OUinFLA]

[b]I'm not as inept as I make myself out to be on here.[b]

i.e.
wet carpet babe
copy machine hottie
go kart wench



have you figured out in advance how you're gonna pizz of this new squeeze?

:D I can hardly wait for the Saturday morning excuse

[Viking Kitten]

Czar, honey, I think a red X would look lovely in post 59. TIA.

[NormanPride]

Screw cigars, I want pics of Czar's dead hooker closet.

[Viking Kitten]

Screw cigars...

Jebus, it's not that bad.

[1stTimeCaller]

i.e.
wet carpet babe
copy machine hottie
go kart wench



have you figured out in advance how you're gonna pizz of this new squeeze?

:D I can hardly wait for the Saturday morning excuse
WCB, yeah, my bad
CMH, mid 30s lived at home, no thanks
GKW, still likes me/would like to continue dating but I called it off because well, just because.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Screw cigars, I want pics of Czar's dead hooker closet.

Ask VK...she's got 'em.

[NormanPride]

Jebus, it's not that bad.

You disappoint me. :bsmf:

[Cooter Finger]

All I know is that Jed has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[OUinFLA]

OU grad, great job, hawt,

this seems to have gone uncommented on in this thread.
I think you should just ask her to marry you on your second date Saturday.

Oh, wait, then how would all us old guys , out of circulation, manage to have fantasies about the current dating world?
Better to just keep her hanging around for a couple of .............years.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mmm, chinese food...

[Czar Soonerov]

Czar, I'm holding you directly responsible for the disposition of the "cigar" pic. If the "purple stretchy hat with rubber nipples" picture shows up on this board again, the "cigar" pic will immediately follow, and it will all be your fault. I think you can imagine the consequences.

TIA.

http://x10.putfile.com/10/28902310982.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

GKW, still likes me/would like to continue dating but I called it off because well, just because.

We're gonna need a better answer than that.

[colleyvillesooner]

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[crawfish]

'scuze me while I grab some popcorn...

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Purple Stretchy Hat With Rubber Nipples' is the name of my next chick punk band.

[colleyvillesooner]

http://www.phog.tv/images/emoticons/popcorn.gif

[BigRedJed]

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13018191346.jpg

Itchy... ...posting... ...finger...

[BigRedJed]

BTW, I just got the longest spek comment. EVAR. Ok. Bye.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13018301862.jpg

[BigRedJed]

Man, that looks like a La Gloria Cubana.

[BeetDigger]

Man, that looks like a La Gloria Cubana. And I know my cigars.

Signed,
Monica Lewinsky





:texan:

[mdklatt]

hit it and quit it?

PIITB

[BigRedJed]

http://f5.putfile.com/5/13018301862.jpg
I know someone else who had her lips around that.

[ultimatesooner1]

pshaw. I hooked up a date for tomorrow with her last night. I just like to entertain you guys. I heard the 'just broke up with my boyfriend' and my pants got tight. I'm not as inept as I make myself out to be on here.


good move, if you are gonna get the rebound sghetti, you need to act quickly. leaving her w/o a date tomorrow could have pushed her back to the exxx if she is only a week out of the deal

solid strategy

[BigRedJed]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif OK this chick that I met... (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1350822#post1350822) 5/11/2006 04:55 PM SoonerBoarder (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36527) beat me to it. Mainly because I stopped reading the tread for a few pages. Cool. I wonder how long of a spek you can leave. Well, just like the famous Tootsie-Roll pop question, how many licks, the world may never know. Never EVAR. Ok. Bye.

[BigRedJed]

I have a pretty good idea.

[BigRedJed]

What the answer to Boarder's rumination is, I mean.

[BigRedJed]

Heh. I used "rumination" in a post.

[bri]

What you need to do is, get you about 20 or so of these "hood rats" and run through those. Then, once you're ready, you can move up to the higher eschelons of hos...

[GottaHavePride]

Czar, I'm holding you directly responsible for the disposition of the "cigar" pic. If the "purple stretchy hat with rubber nipples" picture shows up on this board again, the "cigar" pic will immediately follow, and it will all be your fault. I think you can imagine the consequences.

TIA.

Just so long as it isn't followed that one pic of the dude getting his nipples licked, we're ok.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Sincerely,

Mayor Jed.You must spread yourself around before giving it up to Jed again.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

A) IF she has a MySpace account, she is obviously a sexual predator...so you probably looked 10 when she met you ;)
B) Why not call her the next day, I mean, I would think it would show the girl that you are interested and that you arent afraid to be yourself. I wouldn't think a girl would give you her number unless she was somewhat interested, so it will make her happy to get a quick call. Might even make her feel better from her breakup.

[Stanley1]

Just tell her that way your guys kids will be able to celebrate her on the same day you guys had your first date. Win-win-win.


That is better than a lose-lose, or even a win-lose.

[Osce0la]

That is better than a lose-lose, or even a win-lose.
Maybe even better than a win-lose-tie

[Petro-Sooner]

Women want to be treated like s***!

Amen to that.

[Osce0la]

I firmly believe this too...I know several females that were with guys that gave them everything they wanted. Took them out, treated them great...then got dumped so the girl could go back to her ex that treated her sh*tty and cheated on her and such...

[Sooner_Bob]

I firmly believe this too...I know several females that were with guys that gave them everything they wanted. Took them out, treated them great...then got dumped so the girl could go back to her ex that treated her sh*tty and cheated on her and such...


I'll bet that's more common than we realize.

[StoopTroup]

Take her out on a date and tell her you have been working on a way to lower your odds at winning the lotto and that you think your close to figuring it out. Now set-up the next date at your place with a late evening candle-lite Dinner and then suddenly remember that the lotto is tonight...run to the tv and turn it on...

Use this video as a guide.

http://media.putfile.com/The-Winning-Ticket

If done correctly you will score. :D

[HskrGrl]

Take her out on a date and tell her you have been working on a way to lower your odds at winning the lotto and that you think your close to figuring it out. Now set-up the next date at your place with a late evening candle-lite Dinner and then suddenly remember that the lotto is tonight...run to the tv and turn it on...

Use this video as a guide.

http://media.putfile.com/The-Winning-Ticket

If done correctly you will score. :D

Saying the F word that many times on the second date is a big turn off to women. Trust me!

And if a woman leaves a "great" guy for a looser ex then she is physco and you don't want anything to do with her anyway.

YWIA :D

[Scott D]

And if a woman leaves a "great" guy for a looser ex then she is physco and you don't want anything to do with her anyway.

YWIA :D

I disagree, those women fall into my FFF category :D