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TexasLidig8r
5/11/2006, 12:35 PM
So.. a friend fixed me up last night with this, in his words, "Incredibly hawt" woman.. intelligent, articulate and just the right amount of moral casualness to satisfy my more prurient interests...

The night was poised for long minutes of pleasure.. as I rang the door bell of her spacious abode.. only to be greeted by.....

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9938/bogirl7nr.jpg
ChickSoonerFan
5/11/2006, 12:36 PM
Go on....
Osce0la
5/11/2006, 12:37 PM
you hit it and you know it. Hook 'em outfit and all...
Tear Down This Wall
5/11/2006, 12:38 PM
Itsnotright
NormanPride
5/11/2006, 12:41 PM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this could happen to me...
Osce0la
5/11/2006, 12:41 PM
Itsnotright
It's a Hook 'em , what did you expect?
Sooner in Tampa
5/11/2006, 12:41 PM
You should make that your new avatar.
Tear Down This Wall
5/11/2006, 12:43 PM
You should make that your new avatar.

You could never fit that gal into an avatar.
Mjcpr
5/11/2006, 12:44 PM
You could never fit that gal into a sex swing.

Then I'm afraid the act is physically impossible.
TUSooner
5/11/2006, 12:44 PM
I may vomit.
Osce0la
5/11/2006, 12:47 PM
I guess everything really is bigger in Texas...:rolleyes:
OhU1
5/11/2006, 12:50 PM
That photo reminds me of the chunky "OU guy" (The guy holding a large drink standing next to the trash can which has his star wars light saber on top).
TUSooner
5/11/2006, 12:52 PM
And she doesn't look blind.
Oldnslo
5/11/2006, 01:03 PM
And Lid said,

"Come on, Mom, or we'll be late to the movie!"
slickdawg
5/11/2006, 01:06 PM
you hit it and you know it. Hook 'em outfit and all...

like it owed him money
IB4OU2
5/11/2006, 01:07 PM
Her mask is going to confuse alot of whorns.
MiccoMacey
5/11/2006, 01:08 PM
Yeah, but imagine how SHE felt after she opened the door and saw YOU. :D

She's probably posting on some Longhorn site and posting about how her date went horribly wrong. "That's what I get for getting fixed up on a blind date. I got the dog...not sure where the blind guy is."
toast
5/11/2006, 01:08 PM
Was she wearing ankle weights?
slickdawg
5/11/2006, 01:13 PM
Yeah, she got her "trophy"

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4928/bogirlfark8ts.jpg
OUinFLA
5/11/2006, 01:21 PM
speaking of blind...............
my eyes have now gone on strike.
Soonrboy
5/11/2006, 01:27 PM
2 replies:

1) Isn't she the cheerleader that lost all that weight?

2) Did you gift her with a pearl necklace?
VeeJay
5/11/2006, 01:33 PM
Yeah - what's up with the mask?

Is she ashamed of her face or something?
pb4ou
5/11/2006, 01:34 PM
Humm, let me see...

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1804/bogirl7nr6xz.jpg (http://imageshack.us) VS http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9977/ouwonderwoman0wj.png (http://imageshack.us)

Fat girl is about to be pwn3d
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/11/2006, 01:55 PM
Wonder Woman's boots are bada$$...
MiccoMacey
5/11/2006, 01:59 PM
Wonder Woman's boots are bada$$...

Got any pics of you in a pair?
:D
crawfish
5/11/2006, 01:59 PM
Wonder Woman's boots are bada$$...

*sigh*.
BeetDigger
5/11/2006, 01:59 PM
What scent of Yankee candle did you light for her?





Obligatory yankee candle response you know.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/11/2006, 02:01 PM
Got any pics of you in a pair?
:D

You've already got way too many pics of me, Mister.

And don't...you...dare.

:D