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achiro
5/10/2006, 09:58 PM
Mrs. Achiro: "What are you getting me for Mothers Day?"
Achiro: "You're not MY mother"
Wish I could take that one back.:O
Tailwind
5/10/2006, 10:00 PM
How's your eye? ;)
OU-HSV
5/10/2006, 10:01 PM
Mrs. Achiro: "What are you getting me for Mothers Day?"
Achiro: "You're not MY mother"
Wish I could take that one back.:O
[/Homer Simpson]DOH!![Homer Simpson/]
IB4OU2
5/10/2006, 10:05 PM
How's the couch? Comfy?
ChickSoonerFan
5/10/2006, 10:07 PM
Is she the mother of your children?
Are they old enough to buy her things without your help or money?
OU-HSV
5/10/2006, 10:08 PM
How's the couch? Comfy?
Couch?? I'm guessing he's lucky if he's not on the porch after that one.
olevetonahill
5/11/2006, 12:40 AM
Couch?? I'm guessing he's lucky if he's not on the porch after that one.
If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?
Jimminy Crimson
5/11/2006, 01:08 AM
If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?
olevet has it right.
correct response shoulda been "depends, what are you getting me for fathers day"
witty, yet you don't have to sleep with the dog. ;)
yermom
5/11/2006, 07:37 AM
greedy bitches... ;)
Sooner in Tampa
5/11/2006, 08:14 AM
Been there done that...unfortunately.
Same response basically...called me an a$$hole...who knew??
Howzit
5/11/2006, 08:17 AM
If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?
When Howzit Jr was about two, Mrs. Howzit got me a mug for Father's Day. It said "Dad's motto: if you can't fix it, at least make it worth the repairman's time."
Ha. Ha. Ha. :mad:
I haven't gone overboard for Mother's Day since.
When Howzit Jr was about two, Mrs. Howzit got me a mug for Father's Day. It said "Dad's motto: if you can't fix it, at least make it worth the repairman's time."
Ha. Ha. Ha. :mad:
I haven't gone overboard for Mother's Day since.
I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.
:confused:
Howzit
5/11/2006, 08:27 AM
King Crimson
5/11/2006, 09:35 AM
I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.
:confused:
and he knocks the hanging curveball into the cheap seats....
Sooner in Tampa
5/11/2006, 09:53 AM
I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.
:confused:Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:
Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:
I thought I felt something licking the back of my knee. I thought it was just one of the cats.
NormanPride
5/11/2006, 09:55 AM
Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:
Dude, you taste his posts? Gross!
Sooner in Tampa
5/11/2006, 10:04 AM
Dude, you taste his posts? Gross!Dude...it tastes like chicken. :P
NormanPride
5/11/2006, 10:23 AM
You eat some weird-azz chicken. :eek:
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