What NOT to say

[achiro]

Mrs. Achiro: "What are you getting me for Mothers Day?"
Achiro: "You're not MY mother"

Wish I could take that one back.:O

[Tailwind]

How's your eye? ;)

[OU-HSV]

Mrs. Achiro: "What are you getting me for Mothers Day?"
Achiro: "You're not MY mother"

Wish I could take that one back.:O

[/Homer Simpson]DOH!![Homer Simpson/]

[IB4OU2]

How's the couch? Comfy?

[ChickSoonerFan]

Is she the mother of your children?

Are they old enough to buy her things without your help or money?

[OU-HSV]

How's the couch? Comfy?
Couch?? I'm guessing he's lucky if he's not on the porch after that one.

[olevetonahill]

Couch?? I'm guessing he's lucky if he's not on the porch after that one.
If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?

[Jimminy Crimson]

If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?

olevet has it right.

correct response shoulda been "depends, what are you getting me for fathers day"

witty, yet you don't have to sleep with the dog. ;)

[yermom]

greedy bitches... ;)

[Sooner in Tampa]

Been there done that...unfortunately.

Same response basically...called me an a$$hole...who knew??

[Howzit]

If shes pizzed , I have 1 ? what does she get HIM for Fathers day ?

When Howzit Jr was about two, Mrs. Howzit got me a mug for Father's Day. It said "Dad's motto: if you can't fix it, at least make it worth the repairman's time."

Ha. Ha. Ha. :mad:

I haven't gone overboard for Mother's Day since.

[Mjcpr]

When Howzit Jr was about two, Mrs. Howzit got me a mug for Father's Day. It said "Dad's motto: if you can't fix it, at least make it worth the repairman's time."

Ha. Ha. Ha. :mad:

I haven't gone overboard for Mother's Day since.

I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.

:confused:

[Howzit]

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[King Crimson]

I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.

:confused:

and he knocks the hanging curveball into the cheap seats....

[Sooner in Tampa]

I was under the impression that Mrs Howzit always made it worth the repairman's time.

:confused:Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:

[Mjcpr]

Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:

I thought I felt something licking the back of my knee. I thought it was just one of the cats.

[NormanPride]

Your avatar smells like Stanley, but your posts taste like Pat. :confused:

Dude, you taste his posts? Gross!

[Sooner in Tampa]

Dude, you taste his posts? Gross!Dude...it tastes like chicken. :P

[NormanPride]

You eat some weird-azz chicken. :eek: