View Full Version : Best work username evar
Howzit
5/10/2006, 11:03 AM
On our corporate systems, everyone's username is their first intial, middle initial, and first seven digits of their last name. A dude in NJ I know has a last name of Blood. His first name starts with A, and when the IT folks don't know your middle initial they use 'X'.
AXBLOOD!!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 11:04 AM
Next to your avvie, that post makes me scared in my heart.
Howzit
5/10/2006, 11:04 AM
:D
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 11:06 AM
we have an employee with the name of stinky poop butt
her userid is spbutt
It's actually less funny than her real name.
picasso
5/10/2006, 11:09 AM
here at Kramerica Incorporated we embrace aa odd sounding usernames.
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 11:09 AM
Nobody talks to me at work either.
picasso
5/10/2006, 11:11 AM
Next to your avvie, that post makes me scared in my heart.
it looks like that undercover cop dude in Collateral.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 11:11 AM
I had to create a user account for LVANCLEEF one time.
Lee Van Cleef. You know - 'Escape From New York'?
It was his grandson. I asked. It was bugging me. Neat, huh?
Howzit
5/10/2006, 11:11 AM
Nobody talks to me at work either.
<------- That's because you make faces like this.
On our corporate systems, everyone's username is their first intial, middle initial, and first seven digits of their last name.
Nice to meet you, I'm Matt 7415897. The 7 is capitalized.
Howzit
5/10/2006, 11:15 AM
Nice to meet you, I'm Matt 7415897. The 7 is capitalized.
You want I should have everybody email you? C'mon, it'll be FUN!
picasso
5/10/2006, 11:16 AM
I had to create a user account for LVANCLEEF one time.
Lee Van Cleef. You know - 'Escape From New York'?
It was his grandson. I asked. It was bugging me. Neat, huh?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/lb/thumb/5/5a/Lee_Van_Cleef.jpg/280px-Lee_Van_Cleef.jpg
I'll take Spaghetti Westerns Over John Carpenter Movies for $500 Alex.
:)
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 11:19 AM
Heh.
He looked just like him, too.
He scared me.
NormanPride
5/10/2006, 11:27 AM
There's a "twitter" at work here. He hates it, so of course we all love it. I think we gave him a little firework fountain called "Twitter Glitter". We laughed a lot.
BeetDigger
5/10/2006, 11:28 AM
Nobody talks to me at work either.
They have you on ignore.
picasso
5/10/2006, 11:32 AM
Heh.
He looked just like him, too.
He scared me.
is he still there? if so, call him Angel Eyes. heh.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 11:34 AM
No - he's 'no longer with us'.
:les: NO WEAPONS IN THE WORKPLACE!!!
handcrafted
5/10/2006, 11:54 AM
No - he's 'no longer with us'.
:les: NO WEAPONS IN THE WORKPLACE!!!
Why do you hate the 2nd Amendment?
Howzit
5/10/2006, 11:58 AM
No - he's 'no longer with us'.
:les: NO WEAPONS IN THE WORKPLACE!!!
He is 'pursuing other opportunities?'
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 11:59 AM
He 'decided to go another direction'...
Howzit
5/10/2006, 12:00 PM
'Seeking enlightenment down a new path.'
"succumbing to a new temptation"
TUSooner
5/10/2006, 12:04 PM
He 'decided to go another direction'...
A guy told me that about his ex-wife, who I knew to have recently come out of the closet as a lesbian. I was thinkin, "yeah, dude, like the totally opposite direction."
Disclaimer: Both individuals are very nice people, OK?
Oldnslo
5/10/2006, 02:23 PM
"available for other opportunities"
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 02:59 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have any digits in my last name.
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:00 PM
Yeah, I think Mjcpr already covered that one, thank you very much.
Now do something productive, like fixing the spek.
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 03:19 PM
I don't have any numbers in my last name.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:20 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have any digits in my last name.
:les: I CAN FIX THAT, PUNK!!!
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:21 PM
OMG - Beano is such a bastard.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:21 PM
A really pretty bastard.
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 03:22 PM
HEY! GIVE ME THAT PICTURE OF BEANO!
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:22 PM
Ho. Lee. Crap.
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 03:23 PM
Oh for the love of pete.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:24 PM
Okay - Norm's such a bastard.
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:24 PM
Beans looks like he could be one stern bitch.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:26 PM
A stern bitch that needs some makeup application pointers.
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 03:27 PM
Please delete my account.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:27 PM
Look FidelBeano, I'm on to you.
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 03:30 PM
Feel my ire.
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:32 PM
Feel my ire.
Is that a quirt you're holding?
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:34 PM
A squirt?
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 03:34 PM
It's a pint.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 03:35 PM
Norm's such a bastard.
Again.
Beano's Fourth Chin
5/10/2006, 03:35 PM
OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:36 PM
whut the?
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 03:37 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have any digits in my last name.
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 03:38 PM
BEANO PICTURE! NOW!
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:39 PM
CHUNKS IS MY DOG!!!
Norm In Norman
5/10/2006, 03:42 PM
HOW CAN I MAKE BEANO'S EYES MOVE IF I DON'T HAVE THE PICTURE!!!!
Scott D
5/10/2006, 03:42 PM
use your imagination? ;)
Howzit
5/10/2006, 03:42 PM
If you had digits in your name you would know.
BeetDigger
5/10/2006, 03:44 PM
Feel my ire.
Pervert.
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