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critical_phil
5/10/2006, 12:02 AM
but i'm kinda surprised i didn't end up a (blank).......
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2735/generayburn205ge.jpg
i'll go first....
doctor.
cop.
doctor. that's how i ended up with a biology degree that has no use whatsoever (except that i kick *** in jeopardy biology categories).
cop. because 99.97% of the time i'm a real dickhead.
SicEmBaylor
5/10/2006, 12:04 AM
A lawyer or politican.
SoonerBorn68
5/10/2006, 12:04 AM
...a pilot, but my vision is too sh*tty.
yermom
5/10/2006, 12:07 AM
i really had no idea...
and a bum ;)
bigdsooner
5/10/2006, 12:10 AM
cop
porn star
GottaHavePride
5/10/2006, 12:14 AM
but i'm kinda surprised i didn't end up a (blank).......
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2735/generayburn205ge.jpg
i'll go first....
doctor.
cop.
doctor. that's how i ended up with a biology degree that has no use whatsoever (except that i kick *** in jeopardy biology categories).
cop. because 99.97% of the time i'm a real dickhead.
that pic is begging for Ron Jeremy in the background...
Jimminy Crimson
5/10/2006, 12:15 AM
I don't want to grow up, 'cause I'm a Toys 'R Us kid...
royalfan5
5/10/2006, 12:16 AM
farmer.....pornographer
soonerbrat
5/10/2006, 12:20 AM
veterinarian
my stepdad wants me to become a cop now. i'm seriously considering it.
SicEmBaylor
5/10/2006, 12:21 AM
farmer.....pornographer
Hey then the Mary Carey for Governor campaign is looking for YOU!
critical_phil
5/10/2006, 12:21 AM
charles nelson reilly is begging for Ron Jeremy in the background...
:D
critical_phil
5/10/2006, 12:22 AM
veterinarian
my stepdad wants me to become a cop now. i'm seriously considering it.
are you a dickhead?
soonerbrat
5/10/2006, 12:26 AM
i'm really mean when i want to be.
SicEmBaylor
5/10/2006, 12:50 AM
i'm really mean when i want to be.
Don't go and do that. Women cops are the absolute WORST.
I have nothing but respect for law enforcement, but you just can't deal or reason with women cops. I'd rather deal with LA SWAT than one woman highway patrolman (no pun intended).
soonerbrat
5/10/2006, 12:51 AM
my stepsister is a cop.
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:08 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/DONTRUNslugger.gif
Viking Kitten
5/10/2006, 01:15 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/DONTRUNslugger.gif
You always thought you'd grow up to be a wimpy boxer who runs out of the ring like a girly man?
Czar Soonerov
5/10/2006, 01:16 AM
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2735/generayburn205ge.jpg
http://www.k9care.com/fga/Ron_Jeremy1.jpg
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:16 AM
You always thought you'd grow up to be a wimpy boxer who runs out of the ring like a girly man?
Well, that too. I was more posting that picture in response to brat's post, though.
Viking Kitten
5/10/2006, 01:21 AM
Well, that too.
I suspected as much.
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:21 AM
Maybe this one would have been better:
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/STicktoss.gif
No offense Sicem, I just like posting animated gifs of people getting owned.
Czar Soonerov
5/10/2006, 01:24 AM
http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/7194/brjxing1ut.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
SicEmBaylor
5/10/2006, 01:26 AM
Maybe this one would have been better:
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/STicktoss.gif
No offense Sicem, I just like posting animated gifs of people getting owned.
Yeah I had a feeling someone out there would have some friend or relative that's a female cop. :sigh: I just can't win this week.
Czar Soonerov
5/10/2006, 01:31 AM
Maybe this one would have been better:
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/STicktoss.gif
No offense Sicem, I just like posting animated gifs of people getting owned.
heh
http://www.bofunk.com/video/717/kenny_rogers_does_jackass.html
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:32 AM
At this point, these are definitely NOT to poke fun at SicEm, I just ran across a treasure trove of animated gifs.
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/ani.pwnt.gif
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:36 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/balldrop.gif
Czar Soonerov
5/10/2006, 01:39 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/borat_runningman.gif
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:42 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/catattack.gif
BigRedJed
5/10/2006, 01:43 AM
http://www.digitalbricabrac.com/gifs/chuck_norris03d_1.gif
Tiptonsooner
5/10/2006, 07:16 AM
this is the best thread evar!
crawfish
5/10/2006, 07:28 AM
veterinarian
my stepdad wants me to become a cop now. i'm seriously considering it.
I'll volunteer as the subject for patdown practice.
TUSooner
5/10/2006, 07:36 AM
I never had a clue ... and I was right!!
OUinFLA
5/10/2006, 07:56 AM
I never had a clue ... and I was right!!
YMSSR...
Diogenies is looking for you.
Don't go and do that. Women cops are the absolute WORST.
Hey! My aunt just retired after 30+ years with OKC police department. She'd kick your *** if she heard that. ;) She's really pretty cool, I could see my uncles (who are still cops) would be major pains-in-the-asses if you didn't know them.
And I wanted to be either a stuntman or a doctor. I made the wrong choice. :D
Harlem Globetrotter.
Rock Star.
Banker.
Rock Star.
Ronnie James Dio cover band?
Howzit
5/10/2006, 08:20 AM
Lotto winner.
Ronnie James Dio cover band?
Mostly Dio, yes. And some Mommas and the Papas stuff.
TUSooner
5/10/2006, 09:02 AM
Mostly Dio, yes. And some Mommas and the Papas stuff.
You're not mocking the Ms & Ps are you?
'Cause if you are, I shall post a :mad: at you.
handcrafted
5/10/2006, 09:05 AM
Astronaut.
Car salesman.
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 09:10 AM
Commercial pilot.
A no-job-having-sponging-off-of-someone-else's-money-lazy-a$$ loser.
You're not mocking the Ms & Ps are you?
Oh heavens no. It was just the first polar opposite of Dio that came to mind.
KABOOKIE
5/10/2006, 09:18 AM
F-14 pilot.
Damn you Top Gun!!!!
TUSooner
5/10/2006, 09:52 AM
Oh heavens no. It was just the first polar opposite of Dio that came to mind.
I prob'ly would have got it were I not so Tragically Unhip that "Dio" means nothing to me. :O
I prob'ly would have got it were I not so Tragically Unhip that "Dio" means nothing to me. :O
To understand the "Dio" reference, you'd have had to have been mostly a dork in the days of the '80's hair bands. So, you're good.
FYI: I liked Dio in the day.
IB4OU2
5/10/2006, 10:53 AM
Astronaut or Forest Ranger
Richard Dawson
Nipsy Russell
MamaMia
5/10/2006, 02:15 PM
professional interior designer
but i'm kinda surprised i didn't end up a (blank)......cargo pilot
Scott D
5/10/2006, 03:57 PM
the next http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/sportscentury/inline/mays.jpg
or the next http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/2001/05/05/sayitaintso_49ers/lott_all.jpg
damn knee injuries.
1stTimeCaller
5/10/2006, 04:01 PM
wanted to be an F16 pilot. damn you Wolfe Parkinson White syndrome!
surprised i'm not a truck driver.
BeetDigger
5/10/2006, 05:32 PM
Charles Nelson Riley is begging for Ron Jeremy in his backend...
:texan:
slickdawg
5/10/2006, 05:34 PM
the next http://espn-att.starwave.com/i/sportscentury/inline/mays.jpg
or the next http://www.cnnsi.com/football/nfl/news/2001/05/05/sayitaintso_49ers/lott_all.jpg
damn knee injuries.
Um, the next one is named Roy Williams
Al Gore
5/10/2006, 05:50 PM
A mod for SF.com.......
Jimminy Crimson
5/10/2006, 05:56 PM
I always wanted to live next to a chick with a JuicyBooty™ and hide my city truck behind my house.
hurricane'bone
5/10/2006, 06:03 PM
thought I'd be a band director, surprised I'm not an IT dude
BudSooner
5/10/2006, 06:38 PM
FYI: I liked Dio in the day.
Some days those songs WILL haunt me all day, and i'll start singing along until someone tells me to STFU. Heh.
Commercial pilot.
Just like the ones on the commercials??
Gas station attendant.
Okla-homey
5/10/2006, 06:55 PM
From the time I was little bitty, all I ever wanted to be was an officer in the United States Air Force and to fly jets. I got-r-done. Now, I wanna be a lawyer. That sucka will be in the bag in two years.
Who says hillbillies raised by HS graduates in Ardville OK can't achieve their dreams? heh.
It ain't about where you start out in life, its what you do about it that matters.;)
IB4OU2
5/10/2006, 07:08 PM
From the time I was little bitty, all I ever wanted to be was an officer in the United States Air Force and to fly jets. I got-r-done. Now, I wanna be a lawyer. That sucka will be in the bag in two years.
Who says hillbillies raised by HS graduates in Ardville OK can't achieve their dreams? heh.
It ain't about where you start out in life, its what you do about it that matters.;)
Amen Homey! Booger and I can attest to that......
proud gonzo
5/10/2006, 07:38 PM
veterinarian
my stepdad wants me to become a cop now. i'm seriously considering it.
short shorts, cleavage, or vest?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/brat_pack88/Reno911.jpg
walkoffsooner
5/10/2006, 07:41 PM
Farmer
I've always wanted to be just like my dad and be a band director.
1 year down, many more to go, and loving (almost) every minute of it. :D
proud gonzo
5/10/2006, 07:56 PM
I've always wanted to be just like my dad and be a band director.
1 year down, many more to go, and loving (almost) every minute of it. :D
you wanted to be a dude? :confused:
MamaMia
5/10/2006, 08:41 PM
For the record I would like to say that I like you all just the way you are. :)
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/10/2006, 10:02 PM
I always wanted to live next to a chick with a JuicyBooty™ and hide my city truck behind my house.
Don't make me call your boss.
Again.
:mack:
Scott D
5/11/2006, 03:41 AM
Um, the next one is named Roy Williams
yes, but I'm older than him, so he coulda been the next me :P
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