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slickdawg
5/9/2006, 01:20 PM
this one from Slickwife


Several companies and federal agencies have offices in her building. She does not work for NASA.

She just saw "this lady that looked so poorly dressed and just rough around the edges". She's a new
employee for NASA.

Turns out this ISN'T A LADY! IT'S A MAN BABY!!!!!

NASA hired the person based on a resume, skills and talent. They conducted several phone interviews
with what they thought was a man, but when it showed up for its first day of work, it's dressed as a woman!

So the ladies on that floor of the building are up in arms, they don't want
a man in the ladies room. Management has no idea how to handle this.

This one should be fun to watch.
Howzit
5/9/2006, 01:21 PM
There no face to face interview? At all?
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 01:22 PM
Nope, they just hired "it" based upon skills and the phone interview THAT WAS WITH A MAN.
Osce0la
5/9/2006, 01:23 PM
heh
Howzit
5/9/2006, 01:24 PM
Good plan. I would never hire anyone I had not met in person, I don't care how good their resume looks.
colleyvillesooner
5/9/2006, 01:24 PM
That's hilarious. I bet the hiring manager wanst to crawl in a hole.
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 01:25 PM
I've instructed slickwife to get a picture of "her"
pb4ou
5/9/2006, 01:37 PM
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1976/ace8bx.png (http://imageshack.us)
IB4OU2
5/9/2006, 01:41 PM
Good plan. I would never hire anyone I had not met in person, I don't care how good their resume looks.

I read 'person' as 'prison' a moment ago......i had to read it again.
Osce0la
5/9/2006, 01:46 PM
I've instructed slickwife to get a picture of "her"
I was just about to suggest that...This could be farking gold...
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 01:48 PM
I was just about to suggest that...This could be farking gold...

My thoughts exactly.
Mjcpr
5/9/2006, 01:49 PM
I've instructed slickwife to get a picture of "her"

I'm definitely going to need visual evidence; I'm starting to doubt the slick stories.

:D
SicEmBaylor
5/9/2006, 01:53 PM
It works for NASA? Can it be blasted into space?
Cack
5/9/2006, 01:54 PM
NOW THAT'S FUNNY ... I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE
Osce0la
5/9/2006, 02:56 PM
It works for NASA? Can it be blasted into space?
Maybe this is what they're using now instead of launching those poor monkeys into space...
handcrafted
5/9/2006, 03:45 PM
They could definitely fire it for being deceptive in its interview.
mdklatt
5/9/2006, 03:47 PM
They could definitely fire it for being deceptive in its interview.

Only if they asked him if he was cross-dresser and he said no. :confused:
handcrafted
5/9/2006, 03:51 PM
Only if they asked him if he was cross-dresser and he said no. :confused:

You know what, though? It can't claim sex discrimination! Because, what is it? Being a cross-dresser isn't a protected class. How can you discriminate against it for being either male or female when it claims that it's both?

This just gets weirder and weirder. My brain hurts.
mdklatt
5/9/2006, 03:53 PM
You know what, though? It can't claim sex discrimination! Because, what is it? Being a cross-dresser isn't a protected class. How can you discriminate against it for being either male or female when it claims that it's both?



What makes you sure he claims to be a female?
handcrafted
5/9/2006, 03:56 PM
What makes you sure he claims to be a female?


So the ladies on that floor of the building are up in arms, they don't want
a man in the ladies room. Management has no idea how to handle this.

You stay outta this, meteoro-boy. Leave this kind of stuff to the HR professionals. ;)
OUinFLA
5/9/2006, 03:56 PM
I'm definitely going to need visual evidence; I'm starting to doubt the slick stories.

:D

Most of slick's stories would require "olfactry" evidence.
slickdawg
5/9/2006, 04:25 PM
Yeah yeah, like I could even begin to come up with this material.

Oh, yes, "it" was in a dress today.
Dio
5/9/2006, 05:00 PM
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1976/ace8bx.png (http://imageshack.us)

Hey Ace, you got anymore of that gum?