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Tear Down This Wall

5/9/2006, 08:51 AM

Florida or Germany? Germany this time.

Verdict expected in murder retrial of self-confessed German cannibal
FRANKFURT, Germany -- A German court was expected to deliver its verdict Tuesday in the retrial of a man who admitted killing and eating an Internet acquaintance, with prosecutors seeking a murder conviction and life prison sentence.

Lawyers for Armin Meiwes, a 44-year-old computer technician, have argued that he should be convicted of "death on demand," which carries a maximum five-year term, on the grounds that he was only following his victim's wishes.

The retrial of Meiwes, whose case has fascinated and appalled Germany, opened in January. It was held after a federal appeals court overturned his initial conviction to allow prosecutors to seek a tougher sentence.

At the retrial, Meiwes renewed a detailed confession, telling the court his version of the grisly details of the March 2001 killing of Bernd Juergen Brandes at Meiwes' home in the central town of Rotenburg.

Meiwes said Brandes -- who had traveled from Berlin after answering his Internet posting under the pseudonym "Franky", seeking a young man for "slaughter and consumption" -- wanted to be stabbed to death after drinking a bottle of cold medicine to lose consciousness. He testified that Brandes, 43, had wanted to "be eaten alive."

"Otherwise, I would never have done it," Meiwes told the court.

In early 2004, a court in the city of Kassel convicted Meiwes of manslaughter and sentenced him to 8 years in prison, but prosecutors appealed the verdict.

Federal judges overturned the original ruling last year and ordered a retrial, arguing the lower court, in rejecting murder charges, failed to give sufficient consideration to the sexual motive behind the killing. (AP)

OUinFLA

5/9/2006, 08:59 AM

Is this on the recommended Adkins low carb diet plan?

Osce0la

5/9/2006, 09:04 AM

Did he just wake up one day and think to himself "I wonder what it'd be like to eaten alive"?

WTF?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 09:09 AM

I just want you guys to know, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, I'd eat you if you asked me to.

I care that much.

Mjcpr

5/9/2006, 09:09 AM

I just want you guys to know, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, I'd eat you if you asked me to.

I care that much.

Wait for it.....

Howzit

5/9/2006, 09:10 AM

IN!

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 09:13 AM

Wait for it.....

You know - I'll bet you're kinda...tart. :mack:

LoyalFan

5/9/2006, 09:15 AM

I have an extra copy of "Serving Mankind" if anyone wants it.

But you may NOT have my copy of "How To Eat Your Lady And Have Her Too"!

LoyalFan
Gourmet

colleyvillesooner

5/9/2006, 09:16 AM

Yeah, uh, Stanley? I'm gonna need you to stop calling me. K thanks.

yermom

5/9/2006, 10:06 AM

if that is the story i'm thinking of, there are some pretty important (read awful) details left out

Tear Down This Wall

5/9/2006, 10:22 AM

if that is the story i'm thinking of, there are some pretty important (read awful) details left out

Gee, you think? :D

Also, 80s music people...you think this guy was a Total Coehlo fan at all?

yermom

5/9/2006, 10:23 AM

Hall and Oates maybe?

yermom

5/9/2006, 10:25 AM

here is the German Reuters version...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060509/ts_nm/germany_cannibal_dc_1;_ylt=Apk8j.9TrmqU23nzDu6cRPJ bbBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTA2ZGZwam4yBHNlYwNmYw--

Tear Down This Wall

5/9/2006, 10:28 AM

Two things...

(1) Why, in the name of Jeffrey Dahmer, do gay man want to eat each other?

(2) Why can't we have a court in the U.S. to review criminal sentences to determine whether or not they are too lenient? From the German article: Meiwes, 44, was on trial for the second time after Germany's top criminal court ruled his 2004 conviction was too lenient.

BeetDigger

5/9/2006, 10:46 AM

Cannibalism - only in an emergancy.

In the mean time, I will stick with cows and chickens.

1stTimeCaller

5/9/2006, 10:54 AM

I always thought that Howzit would taste like lobster

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 10:55 AM

I'll bet Dean's...salty.

Howzit

5/9/2006, 10:57 AM

Walk...away...from...keyboard...

BeetDigger

5/9/2006, 11:02 AM

"She likes to start her day with a protein shake."

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:04 AM

I'll bet Beano tastes like vanilla mint.

Kinda confusing...but almost pleasant.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:05 AM

I'll bet Norm's like that Halloween candy in the black or orange wax paper that's always left at the botton of the candy bucket.

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 11:06 AM

heh

crawfish

5/9/2006, 11:07 AM

I had something clever to add here...then I read bsg's posts and totally forgot what it was. :O

Oh, IN.

crawfish

5/9/2006, 11:08 AM

Now I remember.

"I bet this is how 4LIFE lost nearly 40 pounds."

But it's anticlimactic now.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:10 AM

I'll bet Lid tastes like licorice jelly beans.

1stTimeCaller

5/9/2006, 11:11 AM

why does Lid get to be the bestest flavor of jelly beans?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:11 AM

I'll bet 04 tastes like pickles.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:11 AM

why does Lid get to be the bestest flavor of jelly beans?

Oh.

I thought I picked the nastiest...

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 11:12 AM

I'll bet 04 tastes like pickles.

dill or sweet?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:13 AM

I'll bet picasso tastes like paint.

crawfish

5/9/2006, 11:13 AM

I'll bet 04 tastes like pickles.

I hope your saving me for Mardi Gras. :texan:

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:14 AM

I'll bet Rhino tastes like a lemon drop.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:14 AM

I'll bet craw tastes like shrimp.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:15 AM

I'll bet yermom tastes like Boston Baked Beans.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:16 AM

I'll bet pg tastes like kettle corn.

BigRedJed

5/9/2006, 11:20 AM

Ooh, ooh!! Do me!!

BigRedJed

5/9/2006, 11:21 AM

And tell me what I'd taste like, too!

5/9/2006, 11:22 AM

I never get eaten.:(

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:31 AM

I'll bet Jed tastes like rock.

Or ribs.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:32 AM

I'll bet 12 tastes like peanuts.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:34 AM

I'll bet :dolemite: tastes like cucumbers.

Beef

5/9/2006, 11:34 AM

I prolly taste like chicken.

yermom

5/9/2006, 11:35 AM

I'll bet yermom tastes like Boston Baked Beans.

is that good or bad? :)

http://www.ferrarapan.com/html/bb_tour_1.html

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:35 AM

I'll bet Boarder tastes like those giant ORANGE circus peanuts.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:36 AM

is that good or bad? :)

http://www.ferrarapan.com/html/bb_tour_1.html

I like 'em...:O

Shamrock

5/9/2006, 11:36 AM

I wonder if he kept the bones and made Cannibals Soup.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:36 AM

I'll bet 4LIFE tastes like a comb.

SicEmBaylor

5/9/2006, 11:37 AM

I carry bird flu.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:38 AM

I carry bird flu.

I'll bet you taste like dying.

1stTimeCaller

5/9/2006, 11:39 AM

I'll bet that BSG tastes like a Moonpie.

yermom

5/9/2006, 11:41 AM

I'll bet that BSG tastes like a Moonpie.

a juicy Moonpie?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:43 AM

I'll bet 1TC tastes like cherry peppers.

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 11:43 AM

:eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:44 AM

I'll bet jk tastes like donuts.

yermom

5/9/2006, 11:45 AM

I'll bet jk tastes like donuts.

probably only 99.7% or something though

Shamrock

5/9/2006, 11:45 AM

He got life.

http://english.ohmynews.com/ArticleView/article_view.asp?no=290987&rel_no=1

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:47 AM

He got life.

http://english.ohmynews.com/ArticleView/article_view.asp?no=290987&rel_no=1

I'll bet he tastes like b1tch.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:47 AM

I'll bet Howzit tastes like cookies.

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 11:48 AM

oreo?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:51 AM

I'll bet Doc tastes like lollipops.

Howzit

5/9/2006, 11:51 AM

Hey Stan, what does Chick taste like?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:52 AM

I'll bet bri tastes like an un-opened Irish beer.

yermom

5/9/2006, 11:56 AM

Hey Stan, what does Chick taste like?

i'm going with Limes

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 11:56 AM

I'll bet Stanley tastes like Alpha-Bits.

colleyvillesooner

5/9/2006, 11:59 AM

out

crawfish

5/9/2006, 12:33 PM

*sigh*.

Perhaps I should my handle to "rock lobster".

:(

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 12:56 PM

I'll bet Stanley tastes like Alpha-Bits.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7845/alphabits19ws.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

IB4OU2

5/9/2006, 01:30 PM

I'll bet Dean's...salty.

I'll bet Booger is too........ewww

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 02:12 PM

I'll bet Jimminy tastes like Quench gum.

5/9/2006, 02:13 PM

What about Cack5?

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 02:14 PM

prolly like chicken...

just sayin'

Scott D

5/9/2006, 02:22 PM

*sigh*.

Perhaps I should my handle to "rock lobster".

:(

or robster craws

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 02:25 PM

I'll bet Cack5 tastes like Burgerpipe.

5/9/2006, 02:32 PM

You and your cockytalk.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 02:38 PM

I'll bet Colley tastes like quitting.

IB4OU2

5/9/2006, 02:56 PM

So I guess she don't like old.......

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 02:58 PM

I'll bet IB4OU2 tastes like a really good, smooth whiskey.

No ice.

No chaser.

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 02:58 PM

I'll bet Scott D tastes like cool.

pb4ou

5/9/2006, 03:01 PM

I'll bet IB4OU2 tastes like liniment.

:eek:

IB4OU2

5/9/2006, 03:08 PM

:eek:

:D mmmmmmmmmm Ben Gay

achiro

5/9/2006, 03:18 PM

IN
and maybe you should sample the merchandise before trying a guess.:D

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 03:20 PM

I'll bet achiro tastes like pain.

achiro

5/9/2006, 03:26 PM

I'll bet achiro tastes like pain.
I'll take that bet, when do we get to find out?

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 03:36 PM

Heh.

I'll bet Fugue tastes like tea and strumpets.

OUinFLA

5/9/2006, 03:38 PM

:D mmmmmmmmmm Ben Gay

Why is Ben Gay?
NTTAWWT

Howzit

5/9/2006, 03:44 PM

Why is Ben Gay?
NTTAWWT

I always heard it was Adam...

Beef

5/9/2006, 03:44 PM

Heh.

I'll bet Fugue tastes like tea and asstrumpets.
:eddie:

BlondeSoonerGirl

5/9/2006, 03:45 PM

I'll bet OUinFLA tastes like marlin.

IB4OU2

5/9/2006, 04:00 PM

I always heard it was Adam...

Not Hoss or Little Joe......

achiro

5/9/2006, 05:24 PM

Somebody here's gotta taste like butter. BSG, could you keep tryin and get back to us on that.