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Petro-Sooner
5/8/2006, 03:29 PM
What happened to the as5hat neighbor thread? That one was pure greatness.
critical_phil
5/8/2006, 03:43 PM
search keyword: lady asshat
Lady Asshat
5/8/2006, 03:46 PM
What happened to the as5hat neighbor thread? That one was pure greatness.


Not too bright are we? I bet you cut down your trees too? Stupid.
Petro-Sooner
5/8/2006, 04:25 PM
Not too bright are we? I bet you cut down your trees too? Stupid.

:confused:
BeetDigger
5/8/2006, 05:29 PM
I am quite sure that I posted in that thread, what with my proximity and all.

Dude to the north = asshat
Dude directly behind the neighbor to the north = asshat that hates my asshat neighbor that lives to the north
Dude that lives two houses to the south = asshat with rats in garage and who knocks down his on garage door with a pickup that doesn't fit in said garage.

I think that I have the asshat neighbor market cornered.
TUSooner
5/8/2006, 08:19 PM
My neighbor across the street accused me of letting my dog poop in her front yard so her granddaughter could step in it and track it into the house. She said she SAW it. That's so a lie. I'm a notorious dog-poo-picker-upper and besides, my dog isn't kind enough to do his business within 2 blocks of the house anyway; I have to drag him all over the neighborhood. Sheesh. What's the point of humiliating yourself by picking up dog turds if you get blamed everytime a kid steps in some anyway? :mad:
VeeJay
5/8/2006, 08:58 PM
I must say that it has been quiet with Lady Asshat since Hurricane Wilma flogged her house with some rather large tree limbs.