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dolemitesooner
5/7/2006, 05:14 PM
and I tell myself to not forget anything cause I dont want to go back to the ****ing store.

So I get home and I get everthing out. I pull the beef out and began to cook it. I notice as I am cooking the ground beef that it is turning white not brown as it cooks. I say to myself I wonder if the beef is ****ed up. I chop my onions blah blah blah... etc.etc. I then come back to the beef which is all turn ****ing white . I pull the package out of the trash and its ****ing ground pork now i have to go back to the ****ing store. mother ****er
:mad:

GottaHavePride
5/7/2006, 05:17 PM
Make pork enchiladas, mother ****er!

nmsoonergirl
5/7/2006, 05:18 PM
Do you not eat pork? Cause by the time you spice it up, the pork enchiladas wouldn't be bad.

It IS the other white meat, you know

chriscappel
5/7/2006, 05:18 PM
haha just make beef enchila hamburger helper....it good! im eating it now :D

etouffee
5/7/2006, 05:37 PM
nothing wrong with some pork enchiladas, although they'd probably be better with a green sauce instead of a red sauce, which i assume is what you were going to use for teh beef.

dolemitesooner
5/7/2006, 05:40 PM
I dont use sauce.

My enchiladas are made of ground beef and cheese topped with chili, cheese, and onions.

With sides of spanish rice and beans, grilled onions and jalapenoes.

**** pork

dolemitesooner
5/7/2006, 05:41 PM
Do you not eat pork? Cause by the time you spice it up, the pork enchiladas wouldn't be bad.

It IS the other white meat, you know
Yes i eat pork just not with my enchiladas. I like beef or chicken

StoopTroup
5/7/2006, 05:43 PM
Pork enchiladas look pretty nasty. :rolleyes:

http://www.freestyleorchidea.cz/images/hi_produkty/0079_enchiladas_kureci.jpg

dolemitesooner
5/7/2006, 05:43 PM
washed away with a sweet Ice tea

MiccoMacey
5/7/2006, 05:44 PM
Do you not eat pork? Cause by the time you spice it up, the pork enchiladas wouldn't be bad.

It IS the other white meat, you know


Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

StoopTroup
5/7/2006, 05:48 PM
Pigs are very smart.

http://www.parentbooks.ca/images/tn_Pig_Flush.JPG

TopDaugIn2000
5/7/2006, 05:49 PM
chicken, cream cheese, and jalepeno enchillads are my FAVORITE

slickdawg
5/7/2006, 05:58 PM
I dont use sauce.

My enchiladas are made of ground beef and cheese topped with chili, cheese, and onions.

With sides of spanish rice and beans, grilled onions and jalapenoes.

**** pork


Dolemuslim

etouffee
5/7/2006, 06:12 PM
I dont use sauce.
Isn't an enchilada without any sauce more of a burrito?

jacru
5/7/2006, 06:17 PM
I love pork! I'd make a lousy Jew.
I had some gooood pork tamales at Cocina de Mino.

etouffee
5/7/2006, 06:20 PM
pork carnitas are teh yummeh

SoonerInKCMO
5/7/2006, 06:23 PM
Dayum... I'm hungry for some mother****in' pig flesh now. I ought to go to Chipotle's and get my grub on.

yermom
5/7/2006, 06:30 PM
Isn't an enchilada without any sauce more of a burrito?

not to mention the flour tortillas

they are more like bad Enchiritos ;)

StoopTroup
5/7/2006, 06:32 PM
Pimps aren't always the best chefs.

GDC
5/7/2006, 06:37 PM
green chicken with sour cream and an egg on top

King Crimson
5/7/2006, 06:40 PM
Pork enchiladas look pretty nasty. :rolleyes:

http://www.freestyleorchidea.cz/images/hi_produkty/0079_enchiladas_kureci.jpg

the leaves of basil in that picture are pretty funny. i always use basil when i make enchiladas. :rolleyes:

TUSooner
5/7/2006, 07:10 PM
What did you expect: You went to a sroe.
<shakes head>

dolemitesooner
5/8/2006, 04:37 AM
I went to the store.....wtf sometimes i slap myself

King Crimson
5/8/2006, 04:51 AM
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double post.

King Crimson
5/8/2006, 06:23 AM
sometimes i slap myself

who doesn't, but it'll make you go blind

GDC
5/8/2006, 09:08 AM
If you ever go to El Paso go to Kiki's and get some crab enchiladas.

Now I'm craving some goat tacos from Cancun in Tulsa.

yermom
5/8/2006, 09:09 AM
If you ever go to El Paso go to Kiki's and get crabs.

:eek:

BeetDigger
5/8/2006, 10:07 AM
This is the reason that you should always have a package of cheese in the fridge and some chili con carne in the pantry. You can always make a batch of cheese enchiladas. In my opinion, cheese enchiladas own beef enchiladas.

NormanPride
5/8/2006, 10:59 AM
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/pork.jpg

etouffee
5/8/2006, 11:02 AM
This is the reason that you should always have a package of cheese in the fridge and some chili con carne in the pantry. You can always make a batch of cheese enchiladas. In my opinion, cheese enchiladas own beef enchiladas.Truer words were never spoken. Err, posted.