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Scott D
5/6/2006, 04:50 PM
KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell...if I see another commercial for 'Yum! Foods' I'm going to sue NBC.
StoopTroup
5/6/2006, 05:42 PM
I turned the Derby on just in time to see them come out of the gate.

It was a perfect day at the track for me.
fadada1
5/6/2006, 05:47 PM
it's either that, or elmer's glue. don't think the derby folks would appreciate that one much.
StoopTroup
5/6/2006, 05:49 PM
There was a famous jockey that never lost a race. When asked how he achieved this, he replied, I whisper in the horse's ear: Roses are red, violets are blue. Horses that lose are made into glue.

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/bush_glue_factory.jpg
walkoffsooner
5/6/2006, 06:42 PM
I turned the Derby on just in time to see them come out of the gate.

It was a perfect day at the track for me.

who won?:confused: :confused:
StoopTroup
5/6/2006, 06:44 PM
who won?:confused: :confused:
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68601