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Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 01:54 PM
If you have myspace...we need to unite to take out the biggest threat to our country...I am talking about the rampant evil bear population in our country. We have to do something to convince the government to kill all bears RIGHT NOW!!!! http://groups.myspace.com/deathtogrizzlies

Please join and be an American!!
crawfish
5/5/2006, 01:58 PM
That's certainly a hot chick with ol' Rodney...
SicEmBaylor
5/5/2006, 01:58 PM
If you have myspace...we need to unite to take out the biggest threat to our country...I am talking about the rampant evil bear population in our country. We have to do something to convince the government to kill all bears RIGHT NOW!!!! http://groups.myspace.com/deathtogrizzlies

Please join and be an American!!

Why do you hate me?
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 02:13 PM
Baylor is part of the problem, they used to use that cuddly little bear logo, giving people a false sense of safety, at least now they have that angry logo showing the true nature of the bear!!
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 02:15 PM
I will tell Rachel that you approve
SicEmBaylor
5/5/2006, 03:11 PM
Baylor is part of the problem, they used to use that cuddly little bear logo, giving people a false sense of safety, at least now they have that angry logo showing the true nature of the bear!!

They're not just a logo; we've got the real thing.
Cuddly but probably vicious things. In the summer when its hot out and you walk by the pit the stench is nausiating. They smell like 50 wet dogs.
IronSooner
5/5/2006, 03:14 PM
Who started that group? Steven Colbert?
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 03:18 PM
I started on behalf of him.... He truly is the GREATEST American!
IronSooner
5/5/2006, 03:20 PM
I'm all for it. I'm tired of the endless radical bear agenda too. It's time somebody did something, however modest.
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 03:22 PM
Modest...How dare you??? Our Goals are the immediete execution of all bears
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 03:26 PM
I may set up a PayPal Account so that we can buy Jack Abramoff to help us on capitol hill!!!
IronSooner
5/5/2006, 03:26 PM
Even

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/ditka-723831.jpg

?
Gandalf_The_Grey
5/5/2006, 03:31 PM
Get serious, do you want to be the guy trying to kill Ditka...the only way we kill Ditka is if we get some DNA off of a sweater and clone an army of Ditka's..
IronSooner
5/5/2006, 03:44 PM
Get serious, do you want to be the guy trying to kill Ditka...the only way we kill Ditka is if we get some DNA off of a sweater and clone an army of Ditka's..

Just trying to get a sense for the scope of the project here. Good to know an army of Ditkas won't be needed.
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/1/2006, 09:52 PM
The revolution is truly getting strong now...now we can even buy anti-bear aparell!! http://www.cafepress.com/strk3/1638095

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Also might be able to get behind this!!
http://www.cafepress.com/content/products/img-bleed/clear.gif
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/1/2006, 09:54 PM
These aren't mine but very true!!

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1558/bearspostef704a2a84c6d6cb47bbz9.jpg
GottaHavePride
9/1/2006, 10:04 PM
Heh.
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/1/2006, 10:13 PM
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8826/bear2copynl6.jpg

http://www.petitiononline.com/stephen1/petition.html

Also go here to get Colbert to run for President
StoopTroup
9/1/2006, 10:19 PM
Wasn't Ditka really a Cowboy?
MiccoMacey
9/2/2006, 02:29 AM
He was a TE for Dallas, I believe.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/2/2006, 12:36 PM
He was a TE for Dallas, I believe.Ditka was a big star for da bearsss for many years, before he went to Dallas late in his pro career.
Gandalf, I humbly suggest we work on getting the government to set up a protective zone for bears with a 50 mile radius, centered on YOUR HOUSE. They could transport a couple hundred bears of each major species(including Kodiak and Polar), and you can be the Guardian-in-charge.
BillyBall
9/2/2006, 12:47 PM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4070/bearsfullpic1qr8.th.jpg (http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bearsfullpic1qr8.jpg)
StoopTroup
9/2/2006, 01:03 PM
All I'm saying about Ditka is that maybe he's not the problem.

In my view he's really a Bear Trainer.
Rogue
9/2/2006, 02:00 PM
What if we disarmed all the bears? Would we still kill them?

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j257/soonercody/Temp/401688-bear2.jpg
Rogue
9/2/2006, 02:01 PM
Ummm. I'm gonna need an answer pretty quick.
StoopTroup
9/2/2006, 03:03 PM
By disarmed...do you mean declaw and pull teeth?
OKLA21FAN
9/2/2006, 03:10 PM
no "grizzley man" clips?

i feel cheated!
Rogue
9/2/2006, 03:34 PM
Take away their nukes. And swords.
StoopTroup
9/2/2006, 03:45 PM
I'd like my own Bear Rug for OUr hardwood floor.
Rogue
9/2/2006, 04:05 PM
This HAS to make it on the Colbert Report!
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/2/2006, 04:07 PM
Never think of leniency on a bear...remember..they will eat you. So always shoot them in the head and then 20 more times just to be safe!
Cam
9/2/2006, 04:07 PM
So I checked out Bri's myspace page. He's got some smokin hot friends........
critical_phil
9/2/2006, 10:56 PM
i thought this thread would be about Baylor playing a game on sunday...
hurricane'bone
9/2/2006, 10:58 PM
Yeah...2 Christain schools playing on Sunday...shame...shame.
SicEmBaylor
9/3/2006, 03:15 AM
We're going to be doing the Lord's work when we f-up the toads.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
9/3/2006, 03:33 PM
We're going to be doing the Lord's work when we f-up the toads."When the bear smites the toad, ye both shall have warts aplenty".
bri
9/3/2006, 03:46 PM
So I checked out Bri's myspace page. He's got some smokin hot friends........

Eh, it's alright to be me sometimes. ;)
StoopTroup
9/3/2006, 04:02 PM
http://www.freebieclassifieds.com/photos/merchandise/196.jpg
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/3/2006, 05:56 PM
My MySpace friends are hotter :P
badger
9/3/2006, 06:01 PM
zzzz
bri
9/3/2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.freebieclassifieds.com/photos/merchandise/196.jpg

All you need now is some Keith Sweat cd's and a freak. :D
Cam
9/3/2006, 08:54 PM
Eh, it's alright to be me sometimes. ;)
No wonder you're always happy in your pants. :D
Cam
9/3/2006, 08:59 PM
All you need now is some Keith Sweat cd's and a freak. :D
Melzy, Tara, Amanda Rea, Beer, Janie? ;)
bri
9/3/2006, 08:59 PM
My MySpace friends are hotter :P

Dude, I want you to say that aloud while looking in a mirror. If you can do it without cracking up or breaking down in tears, grant yourself +15 lameness points. :D
bri
9/3/2006, 09:00 PM
Melzy, Tara, Amanda Rea, Beer, Janie? ;)

Well, Beer doesn't really count since that's just the official profile for Beerfest. :D
Cam
9/3/2006, 09:12 PM
Well, Beer doesn't really count since that's just the official profile for Beerfest. :D
I just figured it was some chick who liked to party. That's what happens when you become married with children. :O
bri
9/3/2006, 09:13 PM
I just figured it was some chick who liked to party. That's what happens when you become married with children. :O

I'm sure she does, man. Just, you know, far away from here, in Hollyweird.
SicEmBaylor
9/3/2006, 09:15 PM
Bear v. Gramma
Gramma wins by 7
hurricane'bone
9/3/2006, 09:18 PM
Bear v. Horned Frog
Horned Frog wins by 10


Fixed.
bri
9/3/2006, 09:22 PM
Bear v. Gramma
Gramma wins by 7

Don't beat yourself up, kid. Gramma is on the verge of breaking through in a big way, wheras Bear...Bear, not so much.

:D
SicEmBaylor
9/3/2006, 09:26 PM
I'm gonna go play me some Rome Total War and take my aggression out on the Carthaginians. I'll be back on my birthday.
bri
9/3/2006, 10:06 PM
If tonight's game was any indication of "Baylor aggression", then that sound you hear is the uncontrolable s******ing of the Carthaginians. ;)
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/3/2006, 10:50 PM
Dude, I want you to say that aloud while looking in a mirror. If you can do it without cracking up or breaking down in tears, grant yourself +15 lameness points. :D

I know you are but what am I!!
bri
9/3/2006, 10:54 PM
I stand corrected.

+20. :D
Gandalf_The_Grey
9/3/2006, 11:03 PM
You know what's funny, after I said that all I could think of was Mr. Kennedy and his MySpace is for losers bit on the WWE :P