Chuck Bao
5/4/2006, 05:43 PM
Have you ever been to a “love” hotel?
I have. Actually, it was just this last weekend and I acted like I was seriously considering it in order to get a free tour and OMG!!!!
I didn’t take pics but their website has them and with this disclaimer:
IMPORTANT NOTICE
MASSAGE SWING & EXERCISE POLE
THESE ITEMS ARE FOR THE HEALTH
OF OUR PATRONS & THEIR GUESTS & MUST
BE USED FOR EXERCISE & MASSAGE
PURPOSES ONLY
(THIS IS T/LAND)
- MANAGEMENT
Heh! Exercise and massage purposes only? Yeah, that pretty much works for me.
Okay, this is like standard suite. Notice the dance pole near the foot of the bed, the swing just on the right beyond the dance pole and the whirlpool bathtub in the background.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/siam_royal_suitesuite1.jpg
What? I have to leave the handcuff keys at the reception desk too? Why can’t I just leave someone handcuffed to the bed for the maid to clean up?
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25203.jpg
His and her pole dancing and separate beds? Or, is this like a total party place – BYOPD (Bring your own pole dancer).
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25205.jpg
I’m not sure what all these metal things are in the pool room. And, frankly I’m not sure if I would feel entirely safe swimming around in that.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa10.jpg
Now who goes where in this contraption?
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa2.jpg
I have. Actually, it was just this last weekend and I acted like I was seriously considering it in order to get a free tour and OMG!!!!
I didn’t take pics but their website has them and with this disclaimer:
IMPORTANT NOTICE
MASSAGE SWING & EXERCISE POLE
THESE ITEMS ARE FOR THE HEALTH
OF OUR PATRONS & THEIR GUESTS & MUST
BE USED FOR EXERCISE & MASSAGE
PURPOSES ONLY
(THIS IS T/LAND)
- MANAGEMENT
Heh! Exercise and massage purposes only? Yeah, that pretty much works for me.
Okay, this is like standard suite. Notice the dance pole near the foot of the bed, the swing just on the right beyond the dance pole and the whirlpool bathtub in the background.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/siam_royal_suitesuite1.jpg
What? I have to leave the handcuff keys at the reception desk too? Why can’t I just leave someone handcuffed to the bed for the maid to clean up?
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25203.jpg
His and her pole dancing and separate beds? Or, is this like a total party place – BYOPD (Bring your own pole dancer).
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25205.jpg
I’m not sure what all these metal things are in the pool room. And, frankly I’m not sure if I would feel entirely safe swimming around in that.
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa10.jpg
Now who goes where in this contraption?
http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa2.jpg