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Chuck Bao
5/4/2006, 05:43 PM
Have you ever been to a “love” hotel?

I have. Actually, it was just this last weekend and I acted like I was seriously considering it in order to get a free tour and OMG!!!!

I didn’t take pics but their website has them and with this disclaimer:

IMPORTANT NOTICE
MASSAGE SWING & EXERCISE POLE
THESE ITEMS ARE FOR THE HEALTH
OF OUR PATRONS & THEIR GUESTS & MUST
BE USED FOR EXERCISE & MASSAGE
PURPOSES ONLY
(THIS IS T/LAND)
- MANAGEMENT

Heh! Exercise and massage purposes only? Yeah, that pretty much works for me.

Okay, this is like standard suite. Notice the dance pole near the foot of the bed, the swing just on the right beyond the dance pole and the whirlpool bathtub in the background.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/siam_royal_suitesuite1.jpg

What? I have to leave the handcuff keys at the reception desk too? Why can’t I just leave someone handcuffed to the bed for the maid to clean up?

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25203.jpg

His and her pole dancing and separate beds? Or, is this like a total party place – BYOPD (Bring your own pole dancer).

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/babylon25205.jpg

I’m not sure what all these metal things are in the pool room. And, frankly I’m not sure if I would feel entirely safe swimming around in that.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa10.jpg

Now who goes where in this contraption?

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/spa2.jpg
crawfish
5/4/2006, 06:02 PM
Lysol. Lots and lots of lysol.
Harry Beanbag
5/4/2006, 06:36 PM
Is that the Habana Inn?
Okla-homey
5/4/2006, 06:44 PM
BTW, whats the HIV infection rate running in Thailand these days anyway? Trending up, down or stable?
Chuck Bao
5/4/2006, 06:45 PM
Nope. It's the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya.

Where is the Habana Inn and is it any good?
Okla-homey
5/4/2006, 06:46 PM
Nope. It's the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya.

Where is the Habana Inn and is it any good?

Lonnie Latham apparently thought so.
Chuck Bao
5/4/2006, 06:52 PM
BTW, whats the HIV infection rate running in Thailand these days anyway? Trending up, down or stable?

I don't know and I haven't heard if anyone is talking about it.

So, I guess the rate of new infections are stable.
setem
5/4/2006, 06:53 PM
I believe the Habana Inn is a chain of hotels frequented mainly by gay men. We have one in our gay district knows as the Gayborhood. Not that I know about gay stuff....
SicEmBaylor
5/4/2006, 06:56 PM
I believe the Habana Inn is a chain of hotels frequented mainly by gay men. We have one in our gay district knows as the Gayborhood. Not that I know about gay stuff....

There's a gay district in OKC? Is it worse than Peoria in Tulsa?
setem
5/4/2006, 07:04 PM
I dont know man I dont hang around there at all. It is nothing special though. The gayborhood is from Drexel to Penn and I think 36th - 39th or so. Will Rogers Park is a big hang out for the gays and druggies. I used to play disk golf over there. The north side is gayness and the south side is stoner and drunks playing disk golf.
picasso
5/4/2006, 07:09 PM
every hotel I check into is a love hotel.
royalfan5
5/4/2006, 07:28 PM
I dont know man I dont hang around there at all. It is nothing special though. The gayborhood is from Drexel to Penn and I think 36th - 39th or so. Will Rogers Park is a big hang out for the gays and druggies. I used to play disk golf over there. The north side is gayness and the south side is stoner and drunks playing disk golf.
Gayborhood is kind of funny, the Fruitloop in Lincoln is a funnier term, imo.
VeeJay
5/4/2006, 08:03 PM
The north side is gayness and the south side is stoner and drunks playing disk golf.

I'd probably wanna hang out with the drunks at the stoners and drunks section. But that's just me.
49r
5/4/2006, 09:45 PM
Folks linin' up outside just to get dowwwwwn!

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9806/02/b52s/link.fred.jpg