I just saw a turtle get eaten...

[mdklatt]

...by a coyote. It looked like he had just finished crossing the street, too. Imagine making it all the way across a busy road only to get eaten by a coyote when you get to the other side. He should have stayed where he was, poor little guy. :(





;)

[Viking Kitten]

Did you hear the one about the blonde coyote that got caught in a trap?

It chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

[crawfish]

VK is on fire with the blonde jokes today. :D

[Mjcpr]

So I guess the turtle must've been on its back?

[Viking Kitten]

A Blonde calls up the fire department and says her house is on fire.

The dispatcher asks: "How do we get there?"

The blonde says: "Take the big red truck!"

[crawfish]

A Blonde calls up the fire department and says her house is on fire.

The dispatcher asks: "How do we get there?"

The blonde says: "Take the big red truck!"

I don't get where the turtles and coyotes come in... :confused:

[Viking Kitten]

I think Crawfish must be blonde.

[proud gonzo]

Did you hear about the blonde who wore condoms on her ears? She didn't want to get Hearing AIDS.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

So, did the coyote just "wolf down" the turtle, or suck the meat out of the shell?

[mdklatt]

So, did the coyote just "wolf down" the turtle, or suck the meat out of the shell?

He played around with it for awhile because the turtle...turtled up. But then he tore that sucker open and sucked it down like oysters on the half-shell.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

He played around with it for awhile because the turtle...turtled up. But then he tore that sucker open and sucked it down like oysters on the half-shell.SUWEEET!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I wouldn't have thought a coyote would be able to crack a turtle's shell!!!

[walkoffsooner]

he had a acme shell cracker

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

he had a acme shell crackerWhy, that Wile-E-Carnivorous Magnus!