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slickdawg
5/4/2006, 02:53 PM
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2594/deanfark3au.jpg
GottaHavePride
5/4/2006, 02:55 PM
Heh.
1stTimeCaller
5/4/2006, 03:00 PM
I would throat-punch the Dean-o-Matic

;)
crawfish
5/4/2006, 03:03 PM
The last USPS package I ordered had two tracking entries: "Waiting for pickup" (at the warehouse) and "Delivered" (updated a few hours after I got it). With a four-day wait inbetween.

Nice job, USPS. :mad:
slickdawg
5/4/2006, 03:24 PM
The last USPS package I ordered had two tracking entries: "Waiting for pickup" (at the warehouse) and "Delivered" (updated a few hours after I got it). With a four-day wait inbetween.

Nice job, USPS. :mad:


The DEAN-O-MATIC will certainly respond to you. :D
GDC
5/4/2006, 03:26 PM
How can you tell when the postal service is hiring?

When their flag is at half-mast.
Tiptonsooner
5/4/2006, 06:04 PM
Wonder who effed up all of the SSI checks last week for the little ol' ladies and chillens? It wasn't the USPS was it, they do no wrong.
opksooner
5/4/2006, 06:13 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.
slickdawg
5/4/2006, 07:50 PM
Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

thankya, thankya var much
C&CDean
5/4/2006, 09:32 PM
You know, I oughta kick your ***. But you did good. Therefore, I'll let you live another day....good stuff.
StoopTroup
5/4/2006, 09:34 PM
Dean-O-matic RAWKS!

LMAO!
dolemitesooner
5/4/2006, 09:39 PM
HMMM. i DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS
JohnnyMack
5/4/2006, 09:40 PM
USPS Sux.

FedEx Rulz.

Out.
C&CDean
5/4/2006, 09:43 PM
USPS Sux.

FedEx Rulz.

Out.

JM swallows little boy spunk.

End of story.

Out.
JohnnyMack
5/4/2006, 09:45 PM
JM swallows little boy spunk.

End of story.

Out.

:dean: pumps sheep.

And cried at the end of Brokeback.

Out.
C&CDean
5/4/2006, 09:47 PM
:dean: has never been within 50 feet of a sheep.

And cried at the end of True Grit.

Me, on the other hand, fellate pretty much any male animal, and cry just because.

Out.


We do feel your pain.
JohnnyMack
5/4/2006, 09:49 PM
I do feel pain when 1tc slams it home.

That's surprising. I would think he would have totally cornholed you by this point in your relationship. Like ridin' a moped through the Lincoln tunnel.
C&CDean
5/4/2006, 09:54 PM
That's surprising. I would think he would have totally cornholed you by this point in your relationship. Like ridin' a moped through the Lincoln tunnel.

1TC? Are you serious? More like riding a moped into El Capitan. I tried to let him **** me, but it was pretty much a non-event. But then you already knew that, you were there.
JohnnyMack
5/4/2006, 09:59 PM
1TC? Are you serious? More like riding a moped into El Capitan. I tried to let him **** me, but it was pretty much a non-event. But then you already knew that, you were there.

Somebody had to videotape it.



Oh and by the way America's Funniest Home Video's rejected the tape. And called the FBI.
colleyvillesooner
5/4/2006, 10:50 PM
I don't remember Beano letting you two out of his slave closet. Master is gonna be ****ed.
slickdawg
5/5/2006, 04:22 AM
You know, I oughta kick your ***. But you did good. Therefore, I'll let you live another day....good stuff.


*whew*


I figured this was either gonna be a "he'll love it" or "I'll get my *** whipped"
kinda thing.