Most pathetic German?

[crawfish]

I vote for Hasselhoff.

[handcrafted]

I vote for Hasselhoff.

He's American. :D

Kaiser Wilhelm was pretty pathetic in his day.

[crawfish]

He's American. :D


He's so pathetic it crawls up his family tree.

[royalfan5]

He's American. :D

Kaiser Wilhelm was pretty pathetic in his day.
He was half-British though.

[royalfan5]

What about Falco? That's hard to beat.

[OCUDad]

Siegfried. Or Roy. Or both of them together.

[OUstudent4life]

Dieter.

Welcom to Sprockets.

[HoserSooner]

I don't know, how about Hitler?

[royalfan5]

I don't know, how about Hitler?
He was born an Austrian.

[HoserSooner]

He was born an Austrian.

OK....my bad. :O

I'll wait for the 'Most Patheric Austrian" thread next week. ;)

[OhU1]

The German tech group in "The Big Lewbowski".

[royalfan5]

OK....my bad. :O

I'll wait for the 'Most Patheric Austrian" thread next week. ;)
The thread starter should have been more clear if he wanted native Germans or people that ended up representing Germany.

[OUstudent4life]

The German tech group in "The Big Lewbowski".

Ve are nihilists. Ve believe in nooothing.

[handcrafted]

I think it's a tie between Falco and Rammstein (the band, not the air base or the city). Honorable mention to a techno-ambient band called Trio which produced the most inane song ever written by humans..."Da Da Da" (uh-huh).

[royalfan5]

I think it's a tie between Falco and Rammstein (the band, not the air base or the city). Honorable mention to a techno-ambient band called Trio which produced the most inane song ever written by humans..."Da Da Da" (uh-huh).
Du hast Rammestein?

[handcrafted]

Du hast Rammestein?

Not necessarily. They're an okay band if you're into nihilistic nu-metal, but I'm not, and to me they just sound pathetic.

I mean, how pathetic is it to write a song about how much people hate you?

:D

[Skysooner]

Himmler or Goering would probably rank up there.

[Mongo]

Rommel, got his butt kicked back to Germany by Patton.

[Chuck Bao]

Me! My last name means "pretty" and nobody outside of Germany can pronouce it correctly. And some relatives gave up on that and changed the spelling to Hipps. I mean really is that any improvement?

[StoopTroup]

The guy who thought this up.

http://wolfpacks.com/images/thing.jpghttp://wolfpacks.com/thing/images/rover.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Not necessarily. They're an okay band if you're into nihilistic nu-metal, but I'm not, and to me they just sound pathetic.

I mean, how pathetic is it to write a song about how much people hate you?

:D

dude, any band who straps flame throwers to their HEADS during a concert is NOT pathetic!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Rammstein-flamethrowers.jpg/400px-Rammstein-flamethrowers.jpg

[Okla-homey]

The guy who thought this up.

http://wolfpacks.com/images/thing.jpghttp://wolfpacks.com/thing/images/rover.jpg

The VW "The Thing" was loosely based on the Wehrmacht "Kubelwagen." It was their "Jeep" in WWII. Rugged, 4WD and the Nazi's used it in all theaters.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8339/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz15.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Scott D]

The guy who thought this up.

http://wolfpacks.com/images/thing.jpghttp://wolfpacks.com/thing/images/rover.jpg

we had one of those when we lived in Hawaii....it's a beach goer vehicle.

[crawfish]

I'm really disappointed this thread didn't outdo "Least pathetic German".

I mean, if we can't insult the Germans, then what CAN we do?

:mad:

[walkoffsooner]

col. Wilhelm Klink

[proud gonzo]

col. Wilhelm Klink

dude, did you just diss Col. Klink?? :eek:

[walkoffsooner]

Oh did that say pathetic?I thought it said perfect.I'll read more carefully next time.

[mikeelikee]

Most pathetic? Eva Braun.

[sanantoniosooner]

http://cmoore.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/sgtschultz.jpg