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slickdawg
5/3/2006, 12:52 PM
Something like "gluteous woodenus" or something like that?
Rogue
5/3/2006, 12:57 PM
Ridin' the pine?
walkoffsooner
5/3/2006, 12:58 PM
riding a stick horse
Fugue
5/3/2006, 12:59 PM
splincter
12
5/3/2006, 01:04 PM
stick in your butt
IB4OU2
5/3/2006, 01:09 PM
Martha Stewart?
Viking Kitten
5/3/2006, 01:11 PM
Martha Stewart?

No silly, that's personification, not metaphor.
JohnnyMack
5/3/2006, 01:14 PM
<Pat while he was suspended> :les: MODS! </Pat while he was suspended>
BlondeSoonerGirl
5/3/2006, 01:19 PM
'...wound up so tight his a$$hole spits cotton...'
IB4OU2
5/3/2006, 01:19 PM
No silly, that's personification, not metaphor.

Oops youre right, the analogy part threw me........:O
handcrafted
5/3/2006, 01:23 PM
rectus cellulosis
OKC Sooner
5/3/2006, 01:37 PM
popsicle paradigm
LSUdeek
5/3/2006, 01:39 PM
defecatively impaired?
walkoffsooner
5/3/2006, 01:45 PM
oak roid
mikeelikee
5/3/2006, 01:50 PM
Anus barkus.
Mjcpr
5/3/2006, 01:50 PM
Anus barkus.

Is that like a barking spider?

:confused:
opksooner
5/3/2006, 03:04 PM
Fibrous inuendo.
Scott D
5/3/2006, 04:01 PM
party line toeing republican/democrat.
mdklatt
5/3/2006, 04:35 PM
Something like "gluteous woodenus" or something like that?

That is neither a metaphor nor an analogy, sir.
GottaHavePride
5/3/2006, 05:44 PM
I thought "having a stick up your A5S" was the metaphor. I'm not sure why you would need a metaphor to describe a metaphor.
soonercody
5/3/2006, 05:47 PM
oak roid
Hehehehehehe
Scott D
5/3/2006, 05:50 PM
I thought "having a stick up your A5S" was the metaphor. I'm not sure why you would need a metaphor to describe a metaphor.

because a similie to describe a metaphor would be too obvious ;)