Here come the skany, cross-eyed babies!

[proud gonzo]

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has reportedly ditched Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos because he wanted to spend all summer partying, while she plans to promote her upcoming album. The socialite allegedly broke off the relationship just before leaving for Austria on Thursday, where she made a brief promotional appearance at a music festival for a reported fee of $1 million. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Paris dumped him. He wanted Paris to spend the summer on his yacht, but she doesn't want to party with kids on a boat. She's going to promote her album." Hilton was back in the US on Monday, where she met football player Matt Leinart for lunch, sparking rumors that the two were dating. The source adds, "There's an attraction, but they haven't hooked up."

I don't even want to think about that. :eddie:

[TUSooner]

As bri would say: "GAH!"

[Sooner in Tampa]

OH the humanity...please don't let these two hook-up

[Viking Kitten]

Here comes a a skinny little QB.

http://www.oursportscentral.com/graphics/pictures/mock1.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

An album.

Oh, sweet blue Jebus...

[SoonerInKCMO]

I love the train wreck celebrity hook-ups - I hope these two kids get together soon.

[Sooner in Tampa]

BTW, what is "skany"?

[proud gonzo]

it's the word you use instead of the other word that gets you negged by a special person who doesn't like the certain other word.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Beano?

[proud gonzo]

shhh! He could be anywhere! :eek:

[Sooner in Tampa]

it's the word you use instead of the other word that gets you negged by a special person who doesn't like the certain other word.:D got it

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Please God, let this come true.

Love,
SBSB

[Hotel Bravo]

On SI.com it says they went public with their relationship yesterday according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

On SI.com it says they went public with their relationship yesterday according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.Thank you, Thank you!

[SoonerAtKU]

I guess with Matt being a fat kid and Paris being...skeletal...at least their kid will be a normal sized, cross-eyed skank.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Uh-oh.

You said the 's' word...

[SoonerAtKU]

I could have said "skan" but that doesn't make sense. Maybe "skak"?

[toast]

On the bright side, Lienart's dad won't have to cover Paris' half of the monthly rent.

[Veritas]

Surely, um, "relations" with that skank would fall under the "risky behavior" clause of Matt's contract with Phoenix...

[bri]

Beano?

No, "skanky".

:D

[royalfan5]

Surely, um, "relations" with that skank would fall under the "risky behavior" clause of Matt's contract with Phoenix...
But he doesn't have a contract yet. I suppose if your the Cardinals this is better than pulling a Kellen Winslow/Jay Williams and taking up motorcycle riding. I'm pretty sure you can play with the clap.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

You are so gonna face the wrath of Meano if you keep saying that word.

It's 'skane'. She's a skane. She's skany.

I think that's their baby in that other thread.

[bri]

Yeah, but if I was the center, I'd be demanding nothing but shotgun formations...just to be safe.

Actually, I'd be demanding shotgun formations anyway. I don't trust that kid...

[Mjcpr]

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

You are so gonna face the wrath of Meano if you keep saying that word.

It's 'skane'. She's a skane. She's skany.

I think that's their baby in that other thread.

Oh no you di'int. I was gonna say something but I was askeered of the neg fest. :D

In an unrelated matter, I just thought of a good idea for a Budweiser marketing campaign.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/4576/parisandmatt1be.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[yermom]

i thouhgt this was PG's way us telling us she was expecting

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

i thouhgt this was PG's way us telling us she was expecting

You're about to get GONZOWNED!!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

i thouhgt this was PG's way us telling us she was expecting :dolemite:'s baby

FIXED!


:D



sorry, :dolemite:, couldn't resist. :P

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

sweet fancy moses.

Norm sent me a text message after lunch that the board was under a code plaid, but I never dreamed it was this bad.

[StoopTroup]

PH's first song....

He was in Phoenix this morning and he'll be in Paris tonight.

[proud gonzo]

i thouhgt this was PG's way us telling us she was expecting
yeah, expecting to kick your A5S


FIXED!
:D
sorry, :dolemite:, couldn't resist. :P

no, :dolemite: wants to have MY baby, get it right! :rolleyes:

[yermom]

ooh, ooh

that was a threat

enjoy your week off, missy

[proud gonzo]

**** off dip **** ;)

[Rogue]

I've never understood the supposed "hawtness" of PH. I don't think she's hawt at all.

[bri]

You probably just think that because she's a bland-looking, vapid, scrawny, ugly, idiotic, self-absorbed, disease-ridden, no-talent, inexplicably-famous, mega-skeeze.

Seriously, f*cking that whore would be like boning the Outbreak monkey...

[SoonerInKCMO]

I'd hit it. :texan:

[proud gonzo]

http://www.evilwhiteguy.com/blog/images/parishilton.jpg

[49r]

TWO TIMES!!!

yarrrrrr!

[Sooner in Tampa]

Here is some proof

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Paris_Hilton_Matt_Leinhart_splashnews.jpg

[GDC]

It was great watching Leinart slide all the to tenth in the draft.

[Scott D]

Here is some proof

http://www.sawf.org/newsphotos/hollywood/Paris_Hilton_Matt_Leinhart_splashnews.jpg

I wouldn't call that proof, she's a camera whore....

[Sooner in Tampa]

I wouldn't call that proof, she's a camera whore....I know that it is not the same as her video, but it is the closest thing right.




Standby for new video :P

[Scott D]

I know that it is not the same as her video, but it is the closest thing right.




Standby for new video :P

eh I was more referring to the fact that she's a bigger ham around a camera than doleo.

[Sooner in Tampa]

eh I was more referring to the fact that she's a bigger ham around a camera than doleo.HEH...this is true.