Best eBay Listing EVAR!

[JohnnyMack]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-1-ICBM-Missile-Base-Located-in-Washington-State_W0QQitemZ4455060285QQcmdZViewItem

Y'all fools best back the hell off. I'm winning this!

Now my plans for world domination can really get ramped up!

Today the SO, tomorrow the world!

Secret lair here I come!

<does the cabbage patch>

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

They should maybe run an ad on the Alqueda. network, eh?

[soonerhubs]

Kinda cheap for a Titan. My last Titan cost a lot more, but they prolly depreciate alot. ;)

[IB4OU2]

Can you have seccs in it?

[JohnnyMack]

You morans.

I'm going to donimate the world and you can't sotp me!

[1stTimeCaller]

<hopes JM gets this big hole in the ground and moves there>

[JohnnyMack]

<hopes JM gets this big hole in the ground and moves there>

This doesn't help your chances of becoming my henchman.

[1stTimeCaller]

well, I can't be your henchman if you don't get this big hole in the ground and move there can I?

[soonerhubs]

This doesn't help your chances of becoming my henchman.
If I have sweet boe-staff skills does this give me a chance? :D

[proud gonzo]

that's a bunch of crap--several years ago they were selling off the missile bases in Kansas for $150,000 each.

[Viking Kitten]

that's a bunch of crap--several years ago they were selling off the missile bases in Kansas for $150,000 each.

Well PG, you know what they say... location, location, location.

[JohnnyMack]

that's a bunch of crap--several years ago they were selling off the missile bases in Kansas for $150,000 each.

Quiet woman! I have plotting to do.

[slickdawg]

Bill Gates' next home site?

[Taxman71]

Can you sit in there and play tic-tac-toe against the computer all day?

[Fugue]

Well PG, you know what they say... location, location, location.

:mad:

[Viking Kitten]

Um... er... it's also a buyer's market?

[Fugue]

I still think there's room for improvement.

[Viking Kitten]

Bad school districts?

[RiddlerOK]

I think there's plans to move the Dharma Project there, or something like that.

[Pricetag]

Well PG, you know what they say... location, location, location.
Also, that thing has three silos. That's a great price for three silos.

[Veritas]

My question: how does a guy who bought an ABBA CD set (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=617&item=9116736078) and tweed sport jacket (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3002&item=8410598179) get to selling missile silos?

[Pricetag]

My question: how does a guy who bought an ABBA CD set (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=617&item=9116736078) and tweed sport jacket (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3002&item=8410598179) get to selling missile silos?
Seems like a pretty natural progression to me.

[TopDawg]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-1-ICBM-Missile-Base-Located-in-Washington-State_W0QQitemZ4455060285QQcmdZViewItem

Y'all fools best back the hell off. I'm winning this!

Now my plans for world domination can really get ramped up!

Today the SO, tomorrow the world!

Secret lair here I come!

<does the cabbage patch>

Dude, just pick one punch-line and go for it.

;)

[JohnnyMack]

Dude, just pick one punch-line and go for it.

;)

<adds TD to the list of people to shoot with my frozen ray of death once I begin dominating the world>

[1stTimeCaller]

It's OK boss man, I already made a not of him and his actions. I wrote it in code in case I get nabbed by the Feds.

[JohnnyMack]

It's OK boss man, I already made a not of him and his actions. I wrote it in code in case I get nabbed by the Feds.

That'd be cool! We could have special paper to write our world domintating plans on and if they'd tryed to bust us, you could pee on it and it would vanish.

[1stTimeCaller]

yeah, just don't camoflauge yourself as carpet and you'll be OK.