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slickdawg
5/2/2006, 10:14 PM
Oh boy, I thought the fligh to Atlanta would have the story of the day, as
I sat next to what appeared to be an average, nice lady in her upper 30's
or so.

While in flight, I look over and read a page of the bokk she is intently reading.

SON OF A BITCH!

It was a mix of a S&M book and a harlequin novel, mixed in with some
space age ****.

Some crap about (sex) slaves doing battle, and the winner "mounting the
loser until splooging", and some other really funky ****. She was definately freak of the day.


On the flight back, I had four semi-hawt EXTREMELY high maintenance wives
across the isle, and they wouldn't STFU. blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle

If I was married to one of them, I'd eat a bullet.

OUinFLA
5/2/2006, 10:17 PM
On the flight back, I had four semi-hawt EXTREMELY high maintenance wives
across the isle, and they .............


You had FOUR ! :eek:

You are my hero of the day!

slickdawg
5/2/2006, 10:18 PM
Maybe I should clarify that. Nah, nevermind. ;)

dolemitesooner
5/2/2006, 10:32 PM
I happen to like sci-fi S&m porn

olevetonahill
5/2/2006, 10:34 PM
Ill take the 1st over the 4 :D
Im kinky that way ;)

OUinFLA
5/2/2006, 10:38 PM
Ill take the 1st over the 4 :D
Im kinky that way ;)

You like Harlequin novels?
:eek:

olevetonahill
5/2/2006, 10:48 PM
You like Harlequin novels?
:eek:
Didnt he say with a sammich ? :confused:

Scott D
5/2/2006, 11:36 PM
Oh boy, I thought the fligh to Atlanta would have the story of the day, as
I sat next to what appeared to be an average, nice lady in her upper 30's
or so.

While in flight, I look over and read a page of the bokk she is intently reading.

SON OF A BITCH!

It was a mix of a S&M book and a harlequin novel, mixed in with some
space age ****.

Some crap about (sex) slaves doing battle, and the winner "mounting the
loser until splooging", and some other really funky ****. She was definately freak of the day.


On the flight back, I had four semi-hawt EXTREMELY high maintenance wives
across the isle, and they wouldn't STFU. blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle, blah blah blah blah, cackle

If I was married to one of them, I'd eat a bullet.

So was it 'The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty', 'Beauty's Punishment', or 'Beauty's Release'?...although I guess it also could have been Exit to Eden.

soonercody
5/3/2006, 07:04 AM
Prime opportunity to join the mile-high club.
Squandered I presume?