Somebody kill me now

[Jerk]

AFTER 12 HOURS AND 500 MILES, IT'S NOT FUN TO LISTEN TO YOUR RELATIVE WHO SHOWS UP AT YOUR HOUSE, UNINVITED, AND LISTEND TO THEM TALK ABOUT "FUNNY STORIES" FROM WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP IN EAST TEXAS.

THAT'S ALL.

[sanantoniosooner]

I need more info if you wan't this done right.

[Jerk]

I need more info if you wan't this done right.

My wife won't let me be rude (she wears the pants around here) and the uninvited guest is my relative.

[Jerk]

The relative says "Well, I need to go to the bank before they close" but she just sits there.

Then, I say "what time do they close?"

Relative says "7:00" (It's 7:10)

I say "well, you better hurry, it's 10 till six"

Wife says "she won't make it"

I give wife a very dirty look.

Relative says "oh well, I'll just stay until american idol is over"

WTF!! ):

[Jerk]

So, anyways, I says...you can watch american idol with my lovely wife...and I left the room.

[Tailwind]

Make your lovely wife pay...and pay big. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

This relative is from the wife's side of the family right?

[Jerk]

This relative is from the wife's side of the family right?

no. relative is gone, now. Wife told her that idol was over, and it was 7:30!

[Rogue]

Day-yam.

[OUinFLA]

Re: Somebody kill me now

Ok, who's gonna knock Jerk off?

[walkoffsooner]

if she was hawt would it be better?