I may have to sell one of my vehicles.

[sanantoniosooner]

I simply can not cope with the brake release being in the same place as the hood release on the other one.

[JohnnyMack]

Obligitory three-fiddy reply.

[sanantoniosooner]

you fags and your lingo.

I need a translator.

[yermom]

i got tree-fiddy

[crawfish]

Can you have sex on it?

[critical_phil]

fo fiddy


and a drum kit.......

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm taking my honestly gained spek and leaving.

[crawfish]

Would you sell the front passenger door separately?

[picasso]

shi, I got 5 myself.

[mdklatt]

Can you have sex on it?

Have you had sex in it?

[JohnnyMack]

shi, I got 5 myself.

Donuts? They're not a legal bartering tool.

[yermom]

Can you have sex on it?

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/gfcheating.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

Can you have sex on it?

http://www.counter-ads.net/graphic_elements/sexy_volvo.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[1stTimeCaller]

http://www.counter-ads.net/graphic_elements/sexy_volvo.jpg

you are so clever. :D

[critical_phil]

i've seen a similar photo with a subaru.


it's not as appealing, you know, cause of the chest hair impressions...

[Newbomb Turk]

answers that question.

[soonerjoker]

sa

get over it.

if old geezer (me) can live with it, so can you.

[oumartin]

http://www.joeld.net/metrozone/25Jul01.jpg

don't wanna have sex with my wife on the car

[sanantoniosooner]

http://www.joeld.net/metrozone/25Jul01.jpg

don't wanna have sex with my wife on the car
Does that make you a metrosexual?

[sanantoniosooner]

I simply can not cope with the brake release being in the same place as the hood release on the other one.
Have any of you dingalings popped the hood when you were in a hurry to back out and had to stop everything to go close the hood again?

:mad:

[Hamhock]

Who uses a parking break these days?

[BeetDigger]

Have any of you dingalings popped the hood when you were in a hurry to back out and had to stop everything to go close the hood again?

:mad:


No, because the brake release on my car is in the middle console and the hood release is down on the fire wall. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

Who uses a parking break these days?
Obviously I do, or this wouldn't be an issue.

We'll slow this thing down until you catch up.

[mdklatt]

Who uses a parking break these days?

Who doesn't? :confused:

[critical_phil]

I don't know much about cars. I'll drive a car ten miles with the emergency break on. I know that doesn't say much for me, but it doesn't say much for the emergency break either.

It's not the emergency break. It's the emergency make your car smell funny lever.

- Mitch Hedberg

RIP dude......

[1stTimeCaller]

why do you use your parking break?

[sanantoniosooner]

Long story------->Lifelong habit--------->Not gonna change.

[mdklatt]

why do you use your parking break?

To park?

[1stTimeCaller]

I drive an automatic transmission. No need.

[Mjcpr]

I drive an automatic transmission. No need.

Don't you get cold in the winter?!

[mdklatt]

I drive an automatic transmission. No need.

http://www.familycar.com/brakes.htm


On cars with automatic transmissions, the parking brake is rarely used. This can cause a couple of problems. The biggest problem is that the brake cables tend to get corroded and eventually seize up causing the parking brake to become inoperative. By using the parking brake from time to time, the cables stay clean and functional. Another problem comes from the fact that the self adjusting mechanism on certain brake systems uses the parking brake actuation to adjust the brakes. If the parking brake is never used, then the brakes never get adjusted.

[sanantoniosooner]

If you park on hills it helps to use the parking break so you don't have to torque the shifter out of park. Leads to a habit.

[Mjcpr]

If you park on hills it helps to use the parking break so you don't have to torque the shifter out of park. Leads to a habit.

Fortunately, my shifter is tough to anger.

[yermom]

i have a hand brake in the center console, the button on the end releases it

it's handy there for those times when you want to deactivate the center diff and get the rear end to slide ;)

[critical_phil]

it's handy there for those times when you want to hit doleo with the ol' rear end slide ;)


:eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

i have a hand brake in the center console, the button on the end releases it

it's handy there for those times when you want to deactivate the center diff and get the rear end to slide ;)
This isn't code for something you and dolemite do is it?

[soonerhubs]

We're emergency brake users. I confess. Is that okay? So back to the point. What kind of car is it? Is it seriously driving you that crazy?

[mdklatt]

This isn't code for something you and dolemite do is it?

That's the rear end shimmy, not slide.

[yermom]

This isn't code for something you and dolemite do is it?


only in the casino parking lot a couple months ago

[mdklatt]

only in the casino parking lot a couple months ago

:eek:

What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas.

[sanantoniosooner]

We're emergency brake users. I confess. Is that okay? So back to the point. What kind of car is it? Is it seriously driving you that crazy?
I have a Dakota and my wife has a Montero. When I borrow hers it's a habit to reach down and release my break........which happens to be her hood release.

I rarely use hers, so I forget a lot.

[yermom]

I have a Dakota and my wife has a Montero. When I borrow hers it's a habit to reach down and release my break........which happens to be her hood release.

I rarely use hers, so I forget a lot.

i rescind my tree-fiddy comment

[sanantoniosooner]

Sorry Mitsubishi doesn't make midget SUV's like the subaru outback.

[mdklatt]

Sorry Mitsubishi doesn't make midget SUV's like the subaru outback.

Monteros are quite wee.

[sanantoniosooner]

Monteros are quite wee.
Maybe you are thinking Outlander?

[mdklatt]

Maybe you are thinking Outlander?

No, Montero. My friend has one. It's smaller than a Honda CR-V, isn't it?

[sanantoniosooner]

No, Montero. My friend has one. It's smaller than a Honda CR-V, isn't it?
No.......it's about the same as a 4-runner or Pathfinder.

[Hamhock]

Obviously I do, or this wouldn't be an issue.

We'll slow this thing down until you catch up.


I quit using the parking break when I quit using the 8-track.

AND...I'm still alive.

[sanantoniosooner]

I quit using the parking break when I quit using the 8-track.

AND...I'm still alive.
What if I stop using mine and then you die.

You'll feel awfully stupid.

[mdklatt]

No.......it's about the same as a 4-runner or Pathfinder.

Wow, they really changed the Montero. My friend's is like the one at the top of this page:

http://www.tintdude.com/mitsubishi_montero.html

[sanantoniosooner]

Ours is similar to the second one.

[SoonerInKCMO]

There's a window tinters forum?!?

[OUinFLA]

I have a suggestion:

SELL ONE OF YOUR CARS AND QUIT COMPLAINING!


sell hers so you dont have to go through the inconvenience of learing a new system.
do a more diligent check out of your new vehicle.
Oh, and list all other complaints on a sheet of paper and stick it ......
in your shirt pocket when you go new car shopping.

[sanantoniosooner]

We owned hers first........so the Dakota changed the playing field.

As to the OTHER part of your post.........if we eliminate complaining from this site, it will cease to exist.

[Hamhock]

Dave Ramsey says sell one of your cars.

[sanantoniosooner]

Dave Ramsey says sell one of your cars.
Only if feasible.

It's not.

[yermom]

Sorry Mitsubishi doesn't make midget SUV's like the subaru outback.

it's closer to the Forrester

and i'd probably never drive an Outback...

[BeetDigger]

and i'd probably never do a Forrester in the Outback...


:eek: