The Showdown: Cannibal v. Horny Inmate

[soonerscuba]

Which would you rather be stuck on an island with? We NEED a consensus, save a life or a cornhole, you decide.

[SoonerWood]

Doesn't matter. I'd beat the hell out of either one before they had a chance to do anything.

[handcrafted]

There needs to be a "kill them both to save food" option.

[crawfish]

I'd pick Kate.

[HoserSooner]

Where's the cornhole the cannibals and eat the inmates option? :confused:


(Not that I would vote for that though)

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

I voted cannibal. My cornhole virginity is sacred....so yeah

[critical_phil]

hmmmmm......


just how horny is the inmate and how hungry is the cannibal?

[OUDoc]

I watched "Going Tribal". The cannibals didn't seem too bad. Plus they're really little guys.

[critical_phil]

is this the inmate?

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/lafave/inside/lede/lafave-inside-120905a.jpg

[crawfish]

is this the inmate?

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/lafave/inside/lede/lafave-inside-120905a.jpg

Are you 14?

[critical_phil]

Are you 14?

no. but if she's the inmate, i'm picking inmate.


plus, we'd be stuck on an island. we could play school. she could call me up to the blackboard and i could have that special feeling in my pants. it'd be like old times for her....

[BigRedJed]

I said inmate because you weren't specific. Could be a female inmate. Plus, I think I could keep the inmate from violating my cornhole. The cannibal might cut my throat in my sleep and make a big ole pot of BRJ stew.

[soonerscuba]

I think I made it clear that either way your cornhole is being violated. Work with me people.

[HoserSooner]

Of course, there is a possibility that after the cannibals kill you, they'll give you a cornholing before they eat you.

That's a lose-lose situation in my books.

[BigRedJed]

Wait a minute. You're saying if I pick the cannibal I'm going to be sodomized and cannibalized? Not much of a choice there, Sparky.

[BigRedJed]

Oh, so now it's a NECROPHILIAC, sodomizing gay cannibal? I definitely choose inmate now.

[critical_phil]

I think I made it clear that either way your cornhole is being violated.


well, is this the inmate?

http://www.courttv.com/graphics/photos/trials/lafave/inside/lede/lafave-inside-120905a.jpg

[BigRedJed]

That's right. I might learn to live with her violating my cornhole, considering the other option is a necrophiliac gay sodomizing cannibal.

[ouflak]

I think I would have to go with the horny inmate.... She's cute!

http://www.ukflak.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Inmate.jpg