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oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:06 PM
right now. They are not taking this day off and they are doing some kick butt work.
OklahomaTuba
5/1/2006, 03:14 PM
Hiring illegals are we???

;)
OUDoc
5/1/2006, 03:15 PM
Tell them "Tengo un mono en mis pantalones."
boomersooner28
5/1/2006, 03:15 PM
I smell a baning. :rolleyes: ;)
tulsaoilerfan
5/1/2006, 03:15 PM
Did u check for green cards?
OklahomaTuba
5/1/2006, 03:16 PM
Mi Encanta jugar con queso!
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:21 PM
I did not hire them. the roofing contractor has them working for him but let me tell you. they are doing the work of 75 city or county maintenance guys.
OUDoc
5/1/2006, 03:29 PM
they are doing the work of 75 city or county maintenance guys.
So does my 5 year old. ;)
OUDoc
5/1/2006, 03:31 PM
Las manos de Mjcpr huelen como globos.
Mjcpr
5/1/2006, 03:33 PM
Balloons!
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:33 PM
31 squares, 2 layers and they had it off in an hour.
Scott D
5/1/2006, 03:35 PM
31 squares, 2 layers and they had it off in an hour.

I'm sure they also installed the Chuck Berry Special for you for your wife's trip to the powder room too ;)
KABOOKIE
5/1/2006, 03:37 PM
I did not hire them. the roofing contractor has them working for him but let me tell you. they are doing the work of 75 city or county maintenance guys.



yeah, but do you know how much those 75 city/county guys get taxed? :D
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:38 PM
you'll have to explain that for this retard there ScottD.
Petro-Sooner
5/1/2006, 03:40 PM
A couple summers of roofing I learned my bu1t would stay in school no matter how long it took. I wont no more of that.
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:41 PM
I wont no more of that

college seems to be paying off!
Petro-Sooner
5/1/2006, 03:44 PM
:mad: :texan:
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:45 PM
oh i forgot this

:D
walkoffsooner
5/1/2006, 03:51 PM
are you sure they aren't indians they run in ten's
oumartin
5/1/2006, 03:53 PM
nope, I'm sure.

No, rain in faces or two dogs humping
but Juan and Jesus and Pepe
LoyalFan
5/1/2006, 06:57 PM
Step one: Check for green cards.
Step two: Ask all those WITH g.c.'s to step down for a moment.
Step three: Remove ladders.
Step four: Douse house and yard with unleaded.
Step five: Be creative with a match.

LF
Fed the Eff up!
pb4ou
5/1/2006, 10:20 PM
you'll have to explain that for this retard there ScottD.

Chuck Berry sang a song called, "My Ding-A-Ling"

My ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling
Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?

My ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling
Won't you play with my ding-a-ling?
oumartin
5/2/2006, 08:26 AM
ah yes, swimming across turtle creek with both hands on his ding-a-ling..
I've heard it yet didnt' associate that with his statement.. thanks
slickdawg
5/2/2006, 08:29 AM
Thanks martin, you've eliminated another job prospect for me.
critical_phil
5/2/2006, 08:30 AM
ah yes, swimming across turtle creek with both hands on his ding-a-ling..
I've heard it yet didnt' associate that with his statement.. thanks


well, then there was this little item too:


On 12/27/89 Chuck Berry was sued by a former cook for allegedly videotaping her changing her clothes in the ladies restroom at his Blueberry Hill restaurant in St. Louis. The employee asserted that Berry had videotaped more than 250 women using a hidden camera. Berry, who claimed that the camera was used to discourage drug use, was forced to pay a fine.
oumartin
5/2/2006, 08:31 AM
now that makes even more sense!
but trust me. nobody wants to spy on my wife chaging. you can't even see the goods for the rolls