Stephen Colbert...

[Ike]

spoke at the white house correspondents dinner. It was teh awesome.

Anybody else see this.

I was rolling.


Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.


As excited as I am to be here with the president, I am appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, with the exception of Fox News. Fox News gives you both sides of every story: the president's side, and the vice president's side.

[Howzit]

Saw it on C-Span yesterday. It was hilarious. Bush tried his best to laugh, but the longer it went the harder it seemed for him...

[proud gonzo]

hehehehehe--I'm sad I missed that

[SicEmBaylor]

hehehehehe--I'm sad I missed that
You can view it at cspan.org

[OklahomaTuba]

My favorite part was how few laughs he got.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

My favorite part was how few laughs he got.he is seldom funny, unless, I guess if you hate the pres.

[Hatfield]

i think he worked better as a correspondent on the daily show. i don't really care that much for the show he hosts.

[colleyvillesooner]

he is seldom funny, unless, I guess if you hate the pres.

As a sign of respect, you should really spell out the whole word, president. Oh and probably capitalize it, President

:D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

As a sign of respect, you should really spell out the whole word, president. Oh and probably capitalize it, President

:DHow does POTUS sit with you?

[colleyvillesooner]

How does POTUS sit with you?

You can't even take the time to type the title of the most powerful person in America? The man was elected twice (kinda), I think he's earned it ;)

Just kidding for all the sensitive types.

[n8v_ndn]

He attacked those in the press who claim that the shake-up at the White House was merely re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. “This administration is soaring, not sinking,” he said. “If anything, they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.”

Turning to the war, he declared, "I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."

He claimed that the Secret Service name for Bush's new press secretary is "Snow Job."

Come on...not even a freedom chuckle?? :)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

You can't even take the time to type the title of the most powerful person in America? The man was elected twice (kinda), I think he's earned it ;)

Just kidding for all the sensitive types.We guys on the right aren't all that particular about PC.

[colleyvillesooner]

We guys on the right aren't all that particular about PC.
Personal computer? :confused:

[Fugue]

Perry Cuomo?

[Hatfield]

We guys on the right aren't all that particular about PC.

north or original?

[mdklatt]

We guys on the right aren't all that particular about PC.

Happy Holidays!

[Madd Dawg]

Only 2 or 3 of the jokes were even remotely funny.

[soonercody]

The Colbert Report cracks me up most of the time. I love the scrollbar and sidebar messages.

[soonercody]

What ever happened to Samantha Bee?

Cspan.org: "Server has reached its capacity and can serve no more streams. Please try again later."

[Jimminy Crimson]

go to youtube

his movie was hilarious, but his routine wasn't that funny

[soonercody]

Thanks Jimminy.