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sanantoniosooner
4/30/2006, 10:28 PM
The hand part was already under control.

IronSooner
4/30/2006, 10:30 PM
Because asking explicitly for anything more would make tensions between you and her dad that much higher?

olevetonahill
4/30/2006, 10:32 PM
Because asking explicitly for anything more would make tensions between you and her dad that much higher?
that was MY thought .
what ya gonna do ask Ole dad can I have some punnany :eek:

yermom
4/30/2006, 10:47 PM
i'm sure he's reading between the lines on that one :D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/30/2006, 11:23 PM
No he's not. No one wants to imagine their parents, children or siblings "doing it." Dads believe the stork brings their grandchildren.

proud gonzo
4/30/2006, 11:48 PM
there are a lot of old wedding traditions that involve tying the hands of the bride and groom. maybe it comes from that.

olevetonahill
4/30/2006, 11:50 PM
No he's not. No one wants to imagine their parents, children or siblings "doing it." Dads believe the stork brings their grandchildren.
Yea he is, as hes thinkin I ought ta kill ya , ya lil bastage :D

bri
5/1/2006, 12:04 AM
there are a lot of old wedding traditions that involve tying the hands of the bride and groom. maybe it comes from that.



Kinky...

MojoRisen
5/1/2006, 12:14 AM
No he's not. No one wants to imagine their parents, children or siblings "doing it." Dads believe the stork brings their grandchildren.

Clearly there are levels of respeck- you know they look at you at dinner like you are banging mine- and I trained her mentally not to take anything less but the best- maybe he is subconciosuly jelous=-

Jack Handy

GDC
5/1/2006, 07:47 AM
Why not?

usmc-sooner
5/1/2006, 08:11 AM
The hand part was already under control.


nobody told you she was going to balloon up and refuse to have sex with you:D

oumartin
5/1/2006, 08:13 AM
i was hoping this thread would head another direction.
i never asked my father in law for his daughters hand. maybe if i had he could have beat some sense into me

Scott D
5/1/2006, 11:08 AM
because you crackas don't like exercising or you'd be 'jumpin da broom' ;)

proud gonzo
5/1/2006, 12:59 PM
because you crackas don't like exercising or you'd be 'jumpin da broom' ;)
this is a racially charged statement and I am offended! :mad:



;)

skycat
5/1/2006, 02:12 PM
nobody told you she was going to balloon up and refuse to have sex with you:D


What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?





40 pounds.






My wife told me that one about 3 hours before I asked her to marry me.:O