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Okla-homey
4/29/2006, 07:57 PM
1. Thou givest me pep

2. Thou makest my heart beat faster

3. Thou makest me happy

4. Thou art a like a lover which dost ask for naught in return for the comforts thou givest.
Mongo
4/29/2006, 07:58 PM
what flavor
IB4OU2
4/29/2006, 08:02 PM
5. Thou Longcut Wintergreen is the best.
Mongo
4/29/2006, 08:05 PM
Cope kicks the sh!t out of Skoal!!!:D
soonerscuba
4/29/2006, 08:06 PM
f'in hillbillies, every last one of you.
Mongo
4/29/2006, 08:07 PM
I spit in your general direction
Jerk
4/29/2006, 08:08 PM
I'm dipping Skoal Straight right now. I wish I could quit,.
TopDaugIn2000
4/29/2006, 08:10 PM
f'in hillbillies, every last one of you.

word.
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 08:15 PM
6. thou maketh me leave those oh so attractive spit cups all over the place
sooneron
4/29/2006, 08:19 PM
http://tobacco.mededu.miami.edu/tobacco/studyPlan/slides/4-lip%20ca%20without%20print.jpg
That's all I needed to never do it again. I'm too vain.
Mongo
4/29/2006, 08:24 PM
Your just jealous that we spit and you swallow!!!!:D
IronSooner
4/29/2006, 08:39 PM
Which one of you was it that used to clog the water fountains at my high school? That stuff is unbelievably nasty.
walkoffsooner
4/29/2006, 09:01 PM
I'm dipping Skoal Straight right now. I wish I could quit,.
I tryed for years to quit now I just wont dip in house or vehicles I may take a dip once a day now seems to work
KC//CRIMSON
4/29/2006, 09:11 PM
1. Thou givest me pep

2. Thou makest my heart beat faster

3. Thou makest me happy

4. Thou art a like a lover which dost ask for naught in return for the comforts thou givest.

5. Thou put hole in cheek, so thou can whistle on side of face!
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/29/2006, 09:22 PM
Which one of you was it that used to clog the water fountains at my high school? That stuff is unbelievably nasty.Word. I think most boys must start dipping between 8th and 9th grade. When our junior high added 9th grade, there were a lot more dip stains on the carpet.
sanantoniosooner
4/29/2006, 09:36 PM
Chewing tobacco and snuff is some of the nastiest stuff on earth.

The ring on the back pocket is to redneck as the tattoo on the base of the back is to tramp.
BajaOklahoma
4/29/2006, 09:43 PM
http://tobacco.mededu.miami.edu/tobacco/studyPlan/slides/4-lip%20ca%20without%20print.jpg
That's all I needed to never do it again. I'm too vain.

I've probably told this story before. As a student nurse, I had to take care of a patient with oral cancer from chewing tobacco. The picture above isn't even close to where this guy was - he had also lost a cheek, most of his nose and lower jaw.
There is no way to describe the odor. Worse than even dog's gastric juices.