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slickdawg
4/29/2006, 04:49 PM
In line with the important decision thread, thanks to slickwife, I have the greatest little girl in the whole wide world!

Here she is riding her tricycle today.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4886/img0660medium7rs.jpg


looking at that picture reminds me, I'll have to tell y'all the story of the pimp house over slickdaughters right shoulder.

walkoffsooner
4/29/2006, 05:11 PM
cute. Spend a lot of time with her you can golf later

Mongo
4/29/2006, 05:12 PM
Nice pic. she's a cutie

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 05:13 PM
Thank y'all, I try to spend all the time I can with her. It's scary how fast
she's grown up!

Newbomb Turk
4/29/2006, 05:14 PM
That's what life is all about.

I'm waiting for the pimp house story.

SicEmBaylor
4/29/2006, 05:23 PM
Cute kid, but I can tell she's going to be spoiled absolutely rotten. ;-)
Nice neighborhood too, you want to adopt me?

Newbomb Turk
4/29/2006, 05:26 PM
Nice neighborhood too, you want to adopt me?

Because of the pimp house across the street? ;)

SicEmBaylor
4/29/2006, 05:30 PM
Because of the pimp house across the street? ;)

Yeah, but I'm going to reserve final judgement until after I hear the story. :D

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 05:31 PM
The Pimp House Story


About four years ago, an executive from Lockheed Martin named Jack Divers
bought the lot across the street from us. He selceted our builder to build
his "pad. Jack was freshly divorced and in his late 50's.

He hires an architect I know to proceed to lay out the ultimate bachelor pad.

It's a 5,500 foot, 4BR/4bath, pool, sauna, pool room, 4 plasma TV's,
ridiculously expensive audio system, 4 car garage place. No doubt, the
ultimate bachelor pad. It has two master suites, he had planned for his
mother to move in with him some day. The house was $800,000

He moves in, and has a party. He invites people he's met only once at a local bar/grille. I suspect 100 people were there for that, cloggin up our street.

He drives a BMW Z3, and rotates with 2-3 eye-candy blondes.

About a year later, he gets fired from Lockheed. Rumor is embezzlement.

Not long after that, he's hospitalized with liver trouble. He's been a hard drinker. Turns out the booze wasn't the biggest problem - the POISON ONE OF HIS HO'S WAS GIVING HIM was the problem. He almost died. He had to
have in-home nursing care for 6-8 months.

So he's now completely broke and has to sell the place. He lists it for $1,000,000

The bank ended up foreclosing on it, and sold it for $500K

He ended up living in an economy apartment and died from liver trouble about a year later.

SicEmBaylor
4/29/2006, 05:37 PM
he had planned for his
mother to move in with him some day.

That kind of takes the pimpness out of the place doesn't it?

Man what a story. Is the new owner also using it as a pimp pad?

Newbomb Turk
4/29/2006, 05:53 PM
Good story - except for the guy ending up dead.

Okla-homey
4/29/2006, 07:04 PM
A lot of fellers lose their flippin' minds between 40 and 50 and do very stoopid chit. Sounds like your late ex-neighbor belongs on the list. Let that be a lesson to you thirty-somethings.;)

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 07:33 PM
That kind of takes the pimpness out of the place doesn't it?

Man what a story. Is the new owner also using it as a pimp pad?

The new owner is an attorney, with a wife and an 18 year old son.

I know that kid has got to be Ferris Bueller, except mom and dad never leave him alone.

BoogercountySooner
4/29/2006, 07:53 PM
Heres me and my little spoiled angel at a Sooners game!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/arkiejeff/Bdaysoonergame030.jpg

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 07:54 PM
Heres me and my little spoiled angel at a Sooners game!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/arkiejeff/Bdaysoonergame030.jpg

Aw man, what a cutie! :D

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 07:56 PM
aww...that makes me wanna post a pic of my girl

BoogercountySooner
4/29/2006, 07:57 PM
We watched AD score his first collegiate touchdown that day!

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:00 PM
http://xf6.xanga.com/eeeb7ae65233343528916/b29490270.jpg


my girl is the one on the right.

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:04 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g282/pjk0403/IMG_0217.jpg

and my boy in paris...with 2 girls from school

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:20 PM
slick...one day you'll wake up and your girl will be 13 like mine.
it goes by sooooooooooooo fast.

Newbomb Turk
4/29/2006, 08:22 PM
Brat - has anyone told you your boy kind of looks like Bart Simpson?

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:24 PM
yah. he's pretty self-conscious about that

Newbomb Turk
4/29/2006, 08:24 PM
yah. he's pretty self-conscious about that

Oh - sorry about that. ;)

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:26 PM
don't worry..i won't say anything to him about it.

SicEmBaylor
4/29/2006, 08:37 PM
Sorry everyone; not to brag but I've got the best looking boy around.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/TheBoy-me.jpg
(he's on the left):D

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 08:45 PM
Nice DAWG! :D

etouffee
4/29/2006, 08:46 PM
Here's a shot of my two from a couple weeks ago.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1203/4065ha.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 08:46 PM
slick...one day you'll wake up and your girl will be 13 like mine.
it goes by sooooooooooooo fast.


I know, and it scares me!

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 08:47 PM
Here's a shot of my two from a couple weeks ago.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1203/4065ha.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


So they would be side dishes of etouffee? :D



Cute kids E!

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:48 PM
I know, and it scares me!


my boy is 17
*cry*

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 08:49 PM
my boy is 17
*cry*


He's got excellent tase, cute little blonde with him. :)

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:50 PM
i think he actually has a crush on the other one.

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:52 PM
changed my mind about posting this.

SicEmBaylor
4/29/2006, 08:55 PM
i think he actually has a crush on the other one.

The blonde looks a little more easy going and spunky. The brunette looks high maintence and a bit on the bitchy side. I bet she's controlling too.

soonerbrat
4/29/2006, 08:56 PM
she's a very sweet girl

all the ladies love cool PJ.

slickdawg
4/29/2006, 09:24 PM
she's a very sweet girl

all the ladies love cool PJ.


What a problem to have for PJ!

etouffee
4/29/2006, 09:27 PM
All the young girls love Alice.

HskrGrl
4/29/2006, 09:39 PM
I just have to butt in and say you guys have the cutest kiddos!! I love kids. Maybe why I have three of my own already. :)

TopDaugIn2000
4/29/2006, 09:52 PM
no kids of my own, but I have 2 nieces I'm proud to claim.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9459/girls27we.jpg

pb4ou
4/30/2006, 06:58 PM
here's pb4ou jr...
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/735/april20060702fy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)