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VeeJay
4/29/2006, 12:05 PM
Let The One Liners Begin (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KEITH_RICHARDS?SITE=7219&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-04-29-11-08-10)

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, 62, was hospitalized for a mild concussion he suffered while vacationing in Fiji, reportedly after falling out of a palm tree.

Falling Jack Flash
Sympathy For The Guitarist
Prop Me Up
19th Nervous Smackdown
Tumbling Down
When The Stone Comes Down
Shattered Something
Lost Memory Motel
Street Falling Man
Get Out of My Tree
Let's Break A Leg Together


http://members.chello.nl/f.dejonge/keithns.jpg
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 12:43 PM
i'm impressed that a walking dead man could actually get up IN to a palm tree....
tulsaoilerfan
4/29/2006, 12:49 PM
Didn't he get hurt a few years ago from a fall in his library? I remember Brent on KMOD saying something to the effect that's what he gets for putting his copy of Jugs on the top shelf.:D
walkoffsooner
4/29/2006, 01:12 PM
If I had his money I would hire someone to fall for me.Can you smoke palm leaves?
OUinFLA
4/29/2006, 01:20 PM
If I had his money I would hire someone to fall for me.Can you smoke palm leaves?

you can, but there is no realized benefit.
Sooner24
4/29/2006, 04:05 PM
you can, but there is no realized benefit.


Sounds like the voice of experience to me. ;)
85Sooner
4/29/2006, 04:12 PM
i'm impressed that a walking dead man could actually get up IN to a palm tree....


beat me to it. 62 years old and climbing palm trees? impressive.
Okla-homey
4/29/2006, 07:00 PM
At the end of time, all that will survive are cockroaches and Keith Richards.
soonercody
4/30/2006, 12:03 AM
Tree fightin' Man
Anybody Seen My Bloody Hammock
Stoned (Outta My Tree)
Time and Bruises are On My Side
Long Long Fall
Honky Tonk Flora
soonercody
4/30/2006, 12:06 AM
You Can't Always Climb Where You Want
Off The Hook-Shaped Branch and Onto The Ground
Hearts of Palm
Get Off of My Palm
As Keiths Go By
Fall A Little Harder
soonercody
4/30/2006, 12:09 AM
(I Can't Get No) Elevation
MidBeach Rambler
VeeJay
4/30/2006, 12:14 AM
In all my 13 years of living in Florida, I've never actually seen anyone in a palm tree.

Something's not adding up here. There's got to be a simple explanation, like he fell out of a hammock strung between two palms, or something like that. I mean, the whole notion is nonsensical - it's like carnival arson; it just doesn't jive.

Unless we get the real story, it will be a forever asked question, much like "What led Hemingway to Ketchum?" Some Natalie Merchant or Tracy Chapman style folk singer will be strumming away in a coffee shop thirty years from now: "Why, oh why, was Keith in the palm tree? La la la la la la la la la."

Now, if it had been Ron Wood, I'd probably have believed it. His father was a parakeet.
http://medias.francetv.fr/bibl/url_images/2005/08/18/image_12963539.jpg
Flagstaffsooner
4/30/2006, 12:20 AM
Now, if it had been Ron Wood, I'd probably have believed it. His father was a parakeet.
http://medias.francetv.fr/bibl/url_images/2005/08/18/image_12963539.jpg
I just spit tricuts cheese and beer all over my monitor.
soonercody
4/30/2006, 12:37 AM
Ketchum is a great place.
soonerhubs
4/30/2006, 01:47 AM
Well there goes another career based on Good Looks. I hope reconstructive surgery can restore most of the wrinkles.
Flagstaffsooner
4/30/2006, 01:52 AM
Well there goes another career based on Good Lucks. I hope reconstructive surgery can restore most of the wrinkles.
He's ok. He landed on a vein.
soonerhubs
4/30/2006, 01:54 AM
He's ok. He landed on a vein.
:D I honestly had never seen a mug so wretched and wrinkled before I saw him on a guitar mag a few years ago.

Methinks meth?
Flagstaffsooner
4/30/2006, 01:57 AM
:D I honestly had never seen a mug so wretched and wrinkled before I saw him on a guitar mag a few years ago.

Methinks meth?Captain Jack.

Name a drug and he's done it.
soonerhubs
4/30/2006, 02:00 AM
Captain Jack.

Name a drug and he's done it.
It'd actually be laughable to see that face botoxed. It worked for Kenny Rogers. heh!
Flagstaffsooner
4/30/2006, 02:05 AM
Hub, he's way beyond botox.
soonerhubs
4/30/2006, 02:19 AM
Hub, he's way beyond botox.
We're talkin Duct Tape!
OUinFLA
4/30/2006, 07:26 PM
the amazing thing is, he's been near the top of his field for almost 100 years.