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I'm watching Sportscenter's ramp-up to the start of the draft, and with Houston already signed Mario Williams, all of ESPN's "ohmigod, Reggie Bush is teh AWEXOME!!!!!11" video packages and highlight reels just make me laugh. Bush is gonna be the most hyped #2 pick EVAR...:D
sooneron
4/29/2006, 10:57 AM
They say that The jets wanna trade with the aints.
They say that EVERYONE wants to trade with the aints.
And what the F*CK is up with this super-gay opening video? Jeez, just CALL THE F*CKING NAMES!
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:04 AM
Vince has his "Metro-suit" on....lol
http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/photoshoot/purplesuitjacket.jpg
proud gonzo
4/29/2006, 11:05 AM
whaa?
Mmmmmm, Suzy Kolber.
DRINK! :D
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:06 AM
heh
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:09 AM
I wonder what's being said on the SUC board after that little Bush story on ESPN...lol.
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:09 AM
**** reggie bush
Yeah, why would Houston give a rat's *** about all that? Are they afraid they'll get probation if they drafted him? :P
Man, I love watching that ******-nozzle squirm...
Oh jeez, someone put sugar in Michael Irvin's coke today...he's EXTRA hyper.
King Crimson
4/29/2006, 11:13 AM
that anyone cares is really the joke. NFL sucko.
Yes it is...but I still love to watch the draft.
It's sick, I know. :D
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:15 AM
They are already showing Mario how to dress...lol
proud gonzo
4/29/2006, 11:16 AM
i didn't know people actually watched this t hing. i had no idea it was an event, i thought htey just announced crap all at once when it was over. this is weird...
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:18 AM
PG...
Some of us would watch little old ladies playing football in wheelchairs right now....
I'm going to the Talons game tonight just to get some football in.
Oooh, Talons....When do they pick?
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 11:25 AM
Oooh, Talons....When do they pick?
last in round 459...lol
Heh, so we've got a shot to pick up Eric Bassey? :D
REGGIE BUSH IS GOING TO SAVE NEW ORLEANS!! HE'S GOING TO REBUILD THE CITY!!!! ALL HAIL REGGIE BUSH!!!!
proud gonzo
4/29/2006, 11:29 AM
hehehe
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:31 AM
Heh, so we've got a shot to pick up Eric Bassey? :D
REGGIE BUSH IS GOING TO SAVE NEW ORLEANS!! HE'S GOING TO REBUILD THE CITY!!!! ALL HAIL REGGIE BUSH!!!!
Another reason to move.
Another reason to not move back.
Fixed it for you. :D
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:36 AM
Tennessee just ****ed themselves out of umpteen millions.
Heh...Tennessee must HATE pocket passing. Why don't they just install the Wishbone and be done with it? :D
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:43 AM
this just in, Tennessee hires Emory Bellard, father of the wishbone, as
offensive coordinator.
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 11:47 AM
And what the F*CK is up with this super-gay opening video? Jeez, just CALL THE F*CKING NAMES!
yeah, sorry but if they asked me to do that commercial or whatever you call that, i think i would have had to say "sorry, no can do"
that was as homo as that cowboy movie...jeez.....how embarrassing for the players who agreed to that
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:48 AM
Hmmm, will the Packers take Leinart, and let Favre tutor him for a year?
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 11:48 AM
REGGIE BUSH IS GOING TO SAVE NEW ORLEANS!! HE'S GOING TO REBUILD THE CITY!!!! ALL HAIL REGGIE BUSH!!!!
apparently he's only going to be able to rebuild all but about $400,000 worth of the city ;)
Well, it was two Trojans and two Horns...so let's not be TOO shocked that they agreed to something that gay. :D
I think we should do a shot every time an overhyped SUC player gets passed up for a lineman. :D :D :D
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 11:50 AM
We'd already be getting buzzed, and there's only been four picks!
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 11:54 AM
watching them pimp these guys reminds me of the dirty dozen scene....Donald Sutherland is pretending to be a general inspecting the troops - "sure they're pretty, but can they fight"
personally i think leinart is pretty good, the cowboys need a QB of the future and i wouldnt have been upset had they traded up to get him
W00t!!! The Pack got AJ Hawk!!!
Dude's ugly, but good. :D
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 12:01 PM
W00t!!! The Pack got AJ Hawk!!!
Dude's ugly, but good. :D
Leinart has to feel like shi** now, a cretin'looking freak was picked ahead of him.
**** YOU LEINART!!!!
I'm feelin' pretty good about the Pack for next season after the last few days...:D
And Leinart will continue to fall. What a great day!
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 12:23 PM
I'm feelin' pretty good about the Pack for next season after the last few days...:D
And Leinart will continue to fall. What a great day!
I couldn't agree more!
Boarder
4/29/2006, 12:26 PM
Why
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Why would you name your son D'Brickashaw?
Howzit
4/29/2006, 12:29 PM
Makes me think of Earth, Wind, and Fire.
He D'Brick....aSHAW!!
Makes me think of The Commodores.
He D'Brick....aSHAW!!
Fixed it for ya. ;)
And Boarder, it's probably because D'SidingShaw didn't sound as good.
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 12:55 PM
in the old days, he'd a been D'LogCabinShaw....
Boarder
4/29/2006, 12:59 PM
If he was from New Mexico, he'd be D'Adobeshaw. Which is really funny when you say it: Da Doby Shaw
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 01:00 PM
Watching Reggie hold up the keys to his new Hummer...
I'm unable to type what I think ...
Boarder
4/29/2006, 01:00 PM
Jinx Jinx Jinx you owe me a Coke.
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 01:00 PM
yeah, but if he were from alaska, then it's D'Iglooshaw
Boarder
4/29/2006, 01:00 PM
Watching Reggie hold up the keys to his new Hummer...
I'm unable to type what I think ...
How sorry you feel for him for having something with such bad gas mileage?
Boarder
4/29/2006, 01:01 PM
D'Stuccoshaw is kind of cool.
StoopTroup
4/29/2006, 01:04 PM
How sorry you feel for him for having something with such bad gas mileage?
That does raise a good question...
When can he cash his check...he'll need gas money...
This just in from Ray Lewis: I play really good when no one is blocking me.
That's the kind of stunning logic that you can only get with a quality Miamuh-of-Floriduh edumacation. :D
Sooner_Bob
4/29/2006, 01:32 PM
Why
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Why would you name your son D'Brickashaw?
Because Fred was taken? :texan:
Jimminy Crimson
4/29/2006, 01:53 PM
Unless you're from Ireland or from Africa and have one of those 'click-click' names, there's no reason to have an apostrophe in your name.
Right, B'oarder? ;)
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 01:56 PM
Why
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Why would you name your son D'Brickashaw?
I was wondering the same thing.
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 01:58 PM
How about D'brickashi* ?
BillyBall
4/29/2006, 02:02 PM
My favorite line from the ESPN crew today thus far....
"It wasn't only the ligament in Dauntes knee that was injured, it was also the ligament in his head" courtesy of Michael Irvin
I can't understand why the hell the NFL can't speed up the process already. MLB does 50 rounds in 2 days. How is it then that the NFL isn't even halfway through round 1 yet?
dumbarses.
Jimminy Crimson
4/29/2006, 02:06 PM
OSU gets picked! heh
They did about as good as we did against SUC. :O
I can't understand why the hell the NFL can't speed up the process already. MLB does 50 rounds in 2 days. How is it then that the NFL isn't even halfway through round 1 yet?
dumbarses.
Because there's not as much demand for media coverage and speculation over which 17-year-old pitcher will be picked next?
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 02:15 PM
I can't understand why the hell the NFL can't speed up the process already. MLB does 50 rounds in 2 days. How is it then that the NFL isn't even halfway through round 1 yet?
dumbarses.
Marketing and TV - the NFL uses the draft to their advantage.
MLB treats it like a national secret after the first round.
Marketing and TV - the NFL uses the draft to their advantage.
MLB treats it like a national secret after the first round.
not quite a national secret, its just that nobody cares. look, its fine to have the marketing and speculation and all the hoo-hah, but seriously, you can get that done just fine without having to go so godamn long between picks. make yer pick and sit the **** down! seriously, its putting me to sleep.
I kept waiting for Antonio Cromartie to end his interview with Suzy Kolber by jumping up and screaming "SAY 'HELLO' TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!!"
NICE suit...:rolleyes:
jk the sooner fan
4/29/2006, 03:02 PM
I can't understand why the hell the NFL can't speed up the process already. MLB does 50 rounds in 2 days. How is it then that the NFL isn't even halfway through round 1 yet?
dumbarses.
dude, you know how much coin the NFL is making today?
Davin Joseph is going to be blocking for Chris Simms. Man, that succs
Jimminy Crimson
4/29/2006, 03:08 PM
Davin Joseph is going to be blocking for Chris Simms. Man, that succs
You mean 'DAY-vin' ;)
slickdawg
4/29/2006, 03:47 PM
Sorry Chrissy, I missed that block. :)
saucysoonergal
4/29/2006, 04:09 PM
Wow, Bri is back!!! Hi !!!
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