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Crimson_Balls
4/28/2006, 08:59 AM
with Eva Longoria.......

http://img.sports.tom.com/img/assets/200503/050326102147Eva-Longoria.jpg









No not really. But I know this guy who did. :eddie:



http://membres.lycos.fr/jujoseph/Tony_Parker_08.02.03.jpg
Osce0la
4/28/2006, 09:32 AM
well, according to Chick, Stanley hit a home run...guess he's got ya beat ;)
GDC
4/28/2006, 10:02 AM
She looks ridiculous acting like a Secret Service agent in that new movie.
OUinFLA
4/28/2006, 10:04 AM
Chick's in a movie!!
walkoffsooner
4/28/2006, 10:04 AM
I bet it was a free throw.
BigRedJed
4/28/2006, 12:03 PM
I hate that bastard for several reasons:

1. He's French
2. He consistently went off on my Hornets
3. He's banging Eva Longoria
4. He's French
IronSooner
4/28/2006, 12:23 PM
I hate that bastard for several reasons:

1. He's French
2. He consistently went off on my Hornets
3. He's banging Eva Longoria
4. He's French

Yep, that about sums up my feelings as well. He's also younger than me.
Osce0la
4/28/2006, 12:24 PM
Yep, that about sums up my feelings as well. He's also younger than me.
It really only had to stop at the fact that he's French...:D
IronSooner
4/28/2006, 12:26 PM
It really only had to stop at the fact that he's French...:D

That would be perfectly acceptable. However, I'm not thrilled that a kid 2 years my junior is banging a chick like that. 23 didn't treat me that kindly.
GDC
4/28/2006, 12:27 PM
She's a bitch. (http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3473697)

But apparently is knowledgeable in the ways of love, even if he's not. (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/03/21/eva_longoria_had_to_teach_tony_parker_ab/)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/28/2006, 12:29 PM
That would be perfectly acceptable. However, I'm not thrilled that a kid 2 years my junior is banging a chick like that. 23 didn't treat me that kindly.You did go out with a Hispanic chick with fake boobies when you were 23. Isn't that close enough?
BigRedJed
4/28/2006, 12:30 PM
That would be perfectly acceptable. However, I'm not thrilled that a kid 2 years my junior is banging a chick like that. 23 didn't treat me that kindly.
Aparently you didn't work hard enough on your crossover dribble.
IronSooner
4/28/2006, 12:32 PM
You did go out with a Hispanic chick with fake boobies when you were 23. Isn't that close enough?

Not close enough it would seem. That chick was hot, but a class 1 bus stop skank. EL is a few tiers above.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/28/2006, 02:13 PM
Not close enough it would seem. That chick was hot, but a class 1 bus stop skank. EL is a few tiers above.A few?
BeetDigger
4/28/2006, 02:20 PM
You know, getting the third base with Eva, or any chick for that matter, is not bragging material. You need to round the bases AND have a video - that is bragging material.

Yours truly,
Rob Lowe
Scott D
4/28/2006, 02:21 PM
You know, getting the third base with Eva, or any chick for that matter, is not bragging material. You need to round the bases AND have a video - that is bragging material.

Yours truly,
Pamela Anderson

fixed
yermom
4/28/2006, 02:45 PM
fixed

you left out the Hepatitis ;)
Scott D
4/28/2006, 02:47 PM
you left out the Hepatitis ;)

I don't think Bret Michaels has the hepatitis...yet ;)