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sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:28 PM
I have polished off a little booze and a couple bottles of wine. My one true act of rebellion is that I have not shaven. What shall I do with my remaining nights and the hall passes therein?
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2006, 09:29 PM
I have polished off a little booze and a couple bottles of wine. My one true act of rebellion is that I have not shaven. What shall I do with my remaining nights and the hall passes therein?

Is she coming back?
KC//CRIMSON
4/27/2006, 09:30 PM
Smoke a cigar. In the house.:D
picasso
4/27/2006, 09:34 PM
bet you've been polish'n off more than booze.


ba-dump crash!
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:34 PM
Is she coming back?
Probably! Monday.
Sooner_Bob
4/27/2006, 09:35 PM
bet you've been polish'n off more than booze.


ba-dump crash!



heh
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:36 PM
bet you've been polish'n off more than booze.


ba-dump crash!
Hahahahahhahas! can't stop laughing a....... and ....... crying...
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:37 PM
What to do? How's about counting your blessings? ;)
That she's gone or that I have her?
picasso
4/27/2006, 09:38 PM
got me through high school.

me? I'd belch the alphabet a few times.
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:38 PM
I won a who's smarter contest the other day. She was all serious about it then I posed the quandary, If you're so smart, yet you chose me. I chose you! We agreed I was smarter.
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:39 PM
got me through high school.

me? I'd belch the alphabet a few times.
Tried that on the jogging path whilst walking the dog today. Twas a big one.
sooneron
4/27/2006, 09:52 PM
Count your blessings that you have her and she's coming back to you. She's obviously very important to you.
Yep, she's a bag of chips.

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dolemitesooner
4/27/2006, 09:53 PM
your wife is going to killyou
Howzit
4/27/2006, 09:59 PM
I have polished off a little booze and a couple bottles of wine. My one true act of rebellion is that I have not shaven. What shall I do with my remaining nights and the hall passes therein?

Wanna cyber?

With dolemite?
sooneron
4/27/2006, 10:02 PM
Wanna cyber?

With dolemite?
Uh .......... no!


And no one better suggest getting the pooch drunk.

It appears that he's already hooked on cosmos!







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MiccoMacey
4/27/2006, 10:10 PM
Watch all the 2000-2005 OU football games.
walkoffsooner
4/27/2006, 10:16 PM
wash the dishes take out trash so you won't have to with her in driveway.
picasso
4/27/2006, 10:19 PM
see if you can fart all 50 states. one time in college I made it all the way to Rhode Island.
Tailwind
4/27/2006, 10:28 PM
see if you can fart all 50 states. one time in college I made it all the way to Rhode Island.
Your farts blew you to Rhode Island?:eek:
sooneron
4/27/2006, 10:49 PM
That's not good. We're staying for a week in Newport RI this summer@!
jacru
4/27/2006, 10:58 PM
The Wife has been away since Monday.... and I've left the toilet seat up all week.:D
sooneron
4/27/2006, 11:00 PM
The Wife has been away since Monday.... and I've left the toilet seat up all week.:D
and the dog has not gone thirsty!:texan:
jacru
4/27/2006, 11:04 PM
and the dog has not gone thirsty!:texan:
... and slept on her side of the bed.:D
SicEmBaylor
4/27/2006, 11:15 PM
The Wife has been away since Monday.... and I've left the toilet seat up all week.:D

Is she coming back?
sooneron
4/28/2006, 07:35 AM
... and slept on her side of the bed.:D
That's a given even when she's in it!
GDC
4/28/2006, 07:48 AM
The fiance is in Albuquerque until Sunday, has made for a long week.
12
4/28/2006, 08:23 AM
The biggest thing I look forward to during my bachelor episodes is eating trash food. I'll have sausage-rotel dip for breakfast. Order the deepest dish pizza I can find. Cheesy eggs and bacon for dinner... there are no limits.

Of course, when she returns, I'm usually a disgusting, bloated bag of salt.
Soonrboy
4/28/2006, 08:31 AM
clean the history and cache on your computer.
BeetDigger
4/28/2006, 08:49 AM
clean the history and cache on your computer.


And also, be sure to empty the dishwasher. All of the wine and cocktail glasses are a dead giveaway.
Okla-homey
4/28/2006, 08:50 AM
Get your sports team buddies together over at your house and order a couple strippers. :eek:
Harry Beanbag
4/28/2006, 09:23 AM
clean the history and cache on your computer.


Best advice so far.
sooneron
4/28/2006, 09:24 AM
And also, be sure to empty the dishwasher. All of the wine and cocktail glasses are a dead giveaway.
Check and check!