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Sooner in Tampa
4/26/2006, 07:13 AM
We just had one of the most ANNOYING conversations here at work about men and women...

One of the women at work was commenting on a "sexy" guy...but that by saying this, it does not imply that she would like to have sex with him. Soooooo, we ask, "then why do you think he is "sexy", why not say he is hawt or handsome?" She respondes by saying that women are deeper and more intelligent than men, and that they can be attracted to a man, but not want to have sex with him. We do not dispute this fact, women are different, but when you say a dude is sexy...then you should want to get jiggy with him. :mad:

When a dude says that a woman is sexy...we want to knock the bottom out of it. Right?!?!?!?!?!!?:P
Newbomb Turk
4/26/2006, 07:21 AM
Men can't say stuff like that at work - it's sexual harassment. But women can. ;)
fadada1
4/26/2006, 07:33 AM
She respondes by saying that women are deeper and more intelligent than men, and that they can be attracted to a man, but not want to have sex with him.
thats the most stupidest thing ive evar heard.
Sooner in Tampa
4/26/2006, 07:38 AM
thats the most stupidest thing ive evar heard.EXACTLY:D
VeeJay
4/26/2006, 07:40 AM
A couple of weeks ago, I overheard three females laughing and joking about handjobs. Of course, my ears perked up, being curious and all.

When I discuss such topics with the guys, it's not as in the open. These gals around here aren't subdued about it.
fadada1
4/26/2006, 07:42 AM
A couple of weeks ago, I overheard three females laughing and joking about handjobs.
you should tell them how often men do that for themselves.
Osce0la
4/26/2006, 08:29 AM
I have an ex that told me that women are actually more h*rny than guys (I don't know if you can say that on here or not :confused: ) But they just don't show it...Or have more self control...
BeetDigger
4/26/2006, 08:57 AM
When a dude says that a woman is sexy...we want to knock the bottom out of it. Right?!?!?!?!?!!?:P


No. It means that we want to have hot sex with her. :texan:
Skysooner
4/26/2006, 09:07 AM
In my experience, women can be more h*rny than guys. However, it is triggered in a different way. Men seem to be much visually oriented in terms of excitement. It is definitely that way with me. However with women, sexual feeling comes from a place of emotional contentment (not all the time but long-term yes). I think this may be what she means. They can look at a good-looking guy and think he is nice looking and still not trigger that emotional center that they need to feel h*rny. If women's husbands and boyfriends just knew how to treat them, they would get all they want at home. Instead guys wonder why their wives "turn off". It isn't rocket science.
Mjcpr
4/26/2006, 09:10 AM
In my experience, women can be more h*rny than guys. However, it is triggered in a different way. Men seem to be much visually oriented in terms of excitement. It is definitely that way with me. However with women, sexual feeling comes from a place of emotional contentment (not all the time but long-term yes). I think this may be what she means. They can look at a good-looking guy and think he is nice looking and still not trigger that emotional center that they need to feel h*rny. If women's husbands and boyfriends just knew how to treat them, they would get all they want at home. Instead guys wonder why their wives "turn off". It isn't rocket science.

Your husband must be very satisfied.
Skysooner
4/26/2006, 09:14 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but it works for us.
Osce0la
4/26/2006, 09:15 AM
heh
BeetDigger
4/26/2006, 09:23 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but spanish fly works for us.



:texan:
BigRedJed
4/26/2006, 09:33 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but porn works for us.
:P
BigRedJed
4/26/2006, 09:35 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but Rohypnol works for us.
:eddie:
Sooner in Tampa
4/26/2006, 09:36 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but, THANKS TO JED, shaving works for us.:twinkies:
BigRedJed
4/26/2006, 09:38 AM
My wife of 15 years is very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but swapping works for us.
:O
Skysooner
4/26/2006, 09:38 AM
Now, now, Rohypnol is over the top.
BigRedJed
4/26/2006, 09:40 AM
Now, now, the South Oval is over the top.
:)
BeetDigger
4/26/2006, 09:47 AM
Now, now, hiring a male prostitute is over the top.


:eddie:
12
4/26/2006, 09:52 AM
Rohypnol

Folks, give up. That can't be topped. :D
ousoonerfan
4/26/2006, 09:55 AM
Best thread evar.
NormanPride
4/26/2006, 10:25 AM
Best thread evar.

Agreed.
crawfish
4/26/2006, 10:27 AM
Rohypnol makes my a$$ hurt.

:eek:
Crimson_Balls
4/26/2006, 11:01 AM
My wife of 15 years and my 15 year-old-babysitter are very happy, thank you very much. Yes, I got your sarcasm, but clown suits, midgets and lederhosen work for us.

:D
Sooner in Tampa
4/26/2006, 11:08 AM
Rohypnol
http://www.infectedmetal.com/Pictures/Rohypnol.jpg