Greatest weather/news promotion ever

[achiro]

So when I was in Alabama a few weeks ago I was sitting in the hotel watching tv one evening before falling asleep. An add came on for the local weather that basically said someting like, "Channel 6, where we won't drive you crazy with weather alerts for every little raincloud"
It kind of turned me on.

[Newbomb Turk]

you'll never hear that around here.

[Rhino]

"Stay with Channel 5, we'll help you protect your family...from rain."