My bush needs an approval rating...

[soonerbrat]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/IMG_03171.jpg

[Scott D]

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[Jimminy Crimson]

Looks like someone needs to trim the bush... :eddie:

[KC//CRIMSON]

trim that damn thing, good gawd.

[sanantoniosooner]

It's not to late to shave.....er...... save it.

[soonerbrat]

i'm moving out this weekend....i'll let the new people worry about it.

[sanantoniosooner]

i'll let the new people worry about it.
I don't like to pass judgement, but that sounds a little slutty.

[Penguin]

I'm not sure where this thread is heading.

[soonerbrat]

i'm passing the bush off on someone else

[Scott D]

i'm passing the bush off on someone else

word...it's all about the brazilian pruning ;)

[mdklatt]

I knew this thread was going to disappoint me.

[soonerbrat]

you don't like my bush?

[TUSooner]

I'm not sure where this thread is heading.
It has nowhere to go but up.

BTW, I think the bush looks great.

[mdklatt]

you don't like my bush?

Well, it does look like it smells nice.

[soonerbrat]

it smells GREAT

[soonerbrat]

it's all wet now

what with the rain and all.

[sanantoniosooner]

Czar........could you zoom in for us.........I think there's a class ring in there.....

[Jimminy Crimson]

you don't like my bush?

We do not approve.

The best bush is no bush! :texan:

[mdklatt]

it's all wet now

what with the rain and all.

Well get back inside, silly!

[Newbomb Turk]

I think it looks inviting - don't trim it a bit. :texan:

[OzarkSooner]

At LEAST trim 'er down to a landing strip!!

[usmc-sooner]

2 thumbs way up!!!!!!!

[KC//CRIMSON]

I heard your bush get's more fertilizer than any other bush in town.

[soonerbrat]

it's actually quite neglected. never gets any attention.

[Jimminy Crimson]

it's actually quite neglected. never gets any attention.

<refusing to hit softball out of the park>

[Al Gore]

A wet bush that needs trimmed and never gets any attention.........What's the going price????

[mdklatt]

<refusing to hit softball out of the park>

I'd hit it....

[mdklatt]

it's actually quite neglected. never gets any attention.

Do you have power tools or do you have to take care of it by hand?

[Soonerbabeinbama]

A wet bush that needs trimmed and never gets any attention.........What's the going price????
it was just a matter of time before you showed up!!;)

[soonerbrat]

Do you have power tools or do you have to take care of it by hand?


by hand.

[Scott D]

:dean: - Go on....

[mdklatt]

by hand.

Well no wonder you don't like to do it as often. A little 'lectricity goes a long way.

[soonerbrat]

i lost the power tools in the divorce :(

[mdklatt]

i lost the power tools in the divorce :(

He took your power tools?! A real man takes care of that by hand.

[Scott D]

i lost the power tools in the divorce :(

<insert random comment about Christie's here>

[setem]

I like a V trimmed bush...or the runway trimming. To be honest...I dont like any bush at all.

Oh... we are talking about roses arent we!!!???

Sorry!

[soonerbrat]

<insert random comment about Christie's here>


nono, that's "Crissy"

;)

[Scott D]

nono, that's "Crissy"

;)

:eek: :twinkies:

[Al Gore]

it was just a matter of time before you showed up!!;)I am a bush expert.....I have trimmed many bushes!!!!

[soonerbrat]

well i needed some expert help :)

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I am a bush expert.....I have trimmed many bushes!!!!
Why you little devil you - does senior know about this hanky panky?:eek:
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7936/bbush0sa.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Scott D]

thanks sbib, I'm gonna have nightmares now.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

thanks sbib, I'm gonna have nightmares now.
you think you are? What about poor AG, he's been trimming her!!:cool:

[Scott D]

That's AG's problem :)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Who knew a GIS for Jenna Bush would be NSFW

[Al Gore]

thanks sbib, I'm gonna have nightmares now.So am I!!!!!!

[Scott D]

Who knew a GIS for Jenna Bush would be NSFW

how many jenna jameson photos?

[mdklatt]

Who knew a GIS for Jenna Bush would be NSFW

We're not at work now. :texan:

[Soonerbabeinbama]

So am I!!!!!!
what's the matter Mr. Bush Expert?:D

[dolemitesooner]

I like the bush.. no no I really do

[SoonerInFla]

So am I!!!!!!

Does this mean she didn't pass the taste test?

[Okla-homey]

:les: Just stop it people. This is a family board!

[soonerbrat]

you don't like my bush either?

dang.

[bellefay1]

hola brat. i don't feel like making the arbitrary joke for this thread...but i hope you have nice bush at your new home.

[soonerbrat]

hey baby! thanks :)

[SleestakSooner]

Bush Gone Wild!

Do you have to stop and stare blankly at the wall for seven minutes before you decide how to handle an aphid invasion?

[Sooner in Tampa]

Has that bush been treated for critters ??

[reevie]

Got any more pictures of your bush?

[walkoffsooner]

A bush is like fine wine the older it gets the.I take that back they are completly different.

[Sooner in Tampa]

A bush is like fine wine the older it gets the.I take that back they are completly different.:confused:

[crawfish]

Dang, look what I missed. Somebody needs to send phone notifications when Brat is posting drunk. :D

[soonerbrat]

Dang, look what I missed. Somebody needs to send phone notifications when Brat is posting drunk. :D



i was not drunk. :D

[Howzit]

Are those roots showing?

[IB4OU2]

I'd need a ladder to trim the top of that..........and I would proceed with extreme caution not to fall in and get stuck.

[Sooner in Tampa]

I'd need a ladder to trim the top of that..........and I would proceed with extreme caution not to fall in and get stuck.:eek:

[OUDoc]

I tried like hell not to post in this thread, but I can't help myself.
There, I feel a little better now.

[soonerbrat]

my bush is irresistible

[GDC]

My old "Bush not responsible for pulling out, Dick should be" threads brought me a stern warning, lockage, and near banishment. My my.

[OUDoc]

My old "Bush not responsible for pulling out, Dick should be" threads brought me a stern warning, lockage, and near banishment. My my.
The best humor is often punished here, gdc. :(

[soonerbrat]

don't be jealous of my bush, gdc.

[Sooner in Tampa]

don't be jealous of my bush, gdc.you really shouldn't be allowed to flaunt your bush so openly. :P

[GDC]

don't be jealous of my bush, gdc.

Judging by the picture the trimming of your bush is immaculate, props to you.

[soonerbrat]

thanks!

i think the approval rating is a little low.

I'm kind of disappointed.

[sanantoniosooner]

my bush is irresistible
let's hope your irrisistible doesn't ever encounter my wifes immovable.

The universe could end.

[Howzit]

That's hawt.

[BeetDigger]

This thread should be a sticky. Or should I say, it needs some sticky.

[sanantoniosooner]

should we warn beef to stay out of this thead?

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

I'm just going to go ahead and say vagina so we can close this sucker down.

[colleyvillesooner]

VAGINA

[OUDoc]

It's vagonda, people.

[sanantoniosooner]

woo woo

[Howzit]

I'm just going to go ahead and say vagina so we can close this sucker down.

Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. Some of you people...

[slickdawg]

i'm passing the bush off on someone else


k1nky!

[soonerbrat]

Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. Some of you people...


thank you!

some people are such killjoys.

[Sooner in Tampa]

HEH...he is a Mod...what do you expect.

[soonerbrat]

HEH...he is a Mod...what do you expect.



i'm talking about the beautful rose bush in my yard.

he's the one that said "vagina"

[Sooner in Tampa]

i'm talking about the beautful rose bush in my yard.

he's the one that said "vagina"I know...he is the killjoy.

Killjoy=Mod...Sometimes ;)

[sooneron]

I'll post some pics of the wife's bush when it starts to open up.

[slickdawg]

Brat, will your new place have a bush?

[sooneron]

Brat, will your new place have a bush?
I would have thought she'd take her bush with her.


She wants guys to talk to her, doesn't she?

[soonerbrat]

that rosebush is over 7 feet tall..it'd be kind of hard to move

no, no more bushes at my new house. :(

[pb4ou]

Looks like your bush needs a little attention, I got the perfect tool for that.

[C&CDean]

For the life of me, I'll never understand people who raise plants and bushes that you can't eat.

[colleyvillesooner]

heh

[Sooner in Tampa]

I am suprised that thread about a bush is at 5 pages and destined for more.

[colleyvillesooner]

Looks like your bush needs a little attention, I got the perfect tool for that.

Photoshop?

[soonerbrat]

For the life of me, I'll never understand people who raise plants and bushes that you can't eat.




some are just for the sake of beauty :)


there are 3 rosebushes here..they were all here when i moved in..i don't even water them or anything.

[slickdawg]

that rosebush is over 7 feet tall..it'd be kind of hard to move

no, no more bushes at my new house. :(

you really need a bush at the new house, even if it's a small and nicely trimmed one.

[sanantoniosooner]

Photoshop?
i'M TELLING YHOU........THER'S A CLASS RING IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

[slickdawg]

I am suprised that thread about a bush is at 5 pages and destined for more.


While bushes come in many shapes, sizes and colors, they are all over the world,
and they control the world.

[Sooner in Tampa]

While bushes come in many shapes, sizes and colors, they are all over the world,
and they control the world.True.

[sanantoniosooner]

While bushes come in many shapes, sizes and colors, they are all over the world,
and they control the world.
tHEY ALL GOT AXE WOUNDS TOO!11

[SleestakSooner]

We require... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! errr, bush I mean.

[sanantoniosooner]

We require... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY! errr, bush I mean.
bRAT'S HAS A HUGE PATH DOWN THE MIDDLE. yOU COULD GO TOO AT A TIME.

[Mixer!]

For the life of me, I'll never understand people who raise plants and bushes that you can't eat.
Rose Petal Jam
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/rosepetaljam_74904.shtml)

[VeeJay]

The main story line on The Drudge Report currently reads:

BUSH ORDERS PROBE

That is usually a good thing.

[BeetDigger]

How did this thread move to page 2?

Has anybody heard of a burning bush? They turn bright red. I'm sure the GIS for them is nsfw. Personally, I think Brat should put in a burning bush in her new place.

[LilSooner]

For the life of me, I'll never understand people who raise plants and bushes that you can't eat.

Damn Dean don't you know anything?

You can eat roses. Horses love them they are a great source of vitamin c.

[soonerbrat]

Damn Dean don't you know anything?

You can eat roses. Horses love them they are a great source of vitamin c.



i'm gonna try that rose jam recipe..sounded good.

[mdklatt]

i'm gonna try that rose jam recipe..sounded good.


Hmmm...jam from a bush. OUT.

[soonerbrat]

i lost track

[slickdawg]

this thread is so addictive.

[VeeJay]

this thread is so addictive.

In...or out?

[OUDoc]

Has anybody heard of a burning bush?
She had one, but antibiotics cleared it right up. :eek:

[Skysooner]

Here is a nicely trimmed bush. Seems a little fishy to me though.

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/FishBush.jpg

[soonerbrat]

heh

that's funny

[NormanPride]

I need to start negging bad puns. :mad:

EDIT: That would mean bad news for this entire thread. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

I wish I had farker skills. Nobody would followup on my suggestion...........:(

[reevie]

Bad puns are the best puns!

[Soonerbabeinbama]

Just wondering Brat - do you have to spray your bush with pesticides? I don't do that - mine is environmentally safe!!

[sanantoniosooner]

Just wondering Brat - do you have to spray your bush with pesticides? I don't do that - mine is environmentally safe!!
Are you yacking about the fartless existence you and your husband lead again?:mad:

[soonerbrat]

Just wondering Brat - do you have to spray your bush with pesticides? I don't do that - mine is environmentally safe!!


nope. it's all natural and organic.

[sanantoniosooner]

nope. it's all natural and organic.
now I KNOW you're talking about farts.

[Soonerbabeinbama]

I was trimming some off of my bush to bring them to work the other day and the thorns almost ate me alive!! Nothing like an aggressive bush!!

[soonerbrat]

no, it's about pesticide

[GDC]

We need a thread about who has the biggest spekker.

[BeetDigger]

nope. it's all natural and orgasmic.


:texan:

[NormanPride]

I feel intimidated in this thread. Would that make me bushwhacked?

[fadada1]

I feel intimidated in this thread. Would that make me a big sissy?
not at all;)

[Al Gore]

For the life of me, I'll never understand people who raise plants and bushes that you can't eat.I eat bush......

[Al Gore]

I'm just going to go ahead and say vagina so we can close this sucker down.Is Beano drunk???

[Mixer!]

oh, here we go...

[tulsaoilerfan]

Did the cop like your bush or just your rack?:D

[Jimminy Crimson]

Is Beano drunk???

He did have a couple of beers with dinner. ;)

Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car...

[slickdawg]

I can't quit Brat's Bush thread!

[soonerbrat]

Did the cop like your bush or just your rack?:D



i didn't have the bush with me in Dallas :D

[soonerbrat]

I can't quit Brat's Bush thread!



do you wish you knew how to quit my bush?

[swardboy]

Woo Hoo, I'm in Soonerbrat's bush....thread...thingy...

[sanantoniosooner]

Woo Hoo, I'm in Soonerbrat's bush....thread...thingy...
It's a big club.........

[soonerbrat]

It's a big club.........


everyone loves my roses

[swardboy]

everyone loves my roses

Especially when the petals open up......ok, I quit.

[slickdawg]

do you wish you knew how to quit my bush?

Deep down inside......NO! :D

[Al Gore]

Woo Hoo, I'm in Soonerbrat's bush....thread...thingy...We are in in there......

[Al Gore]

We are in in there......We are all in there....

Damn edit post was taken away.....

[WILBURJIM]

Soonerbrat, I hope you don't mind, but I trimmed your bush. Just a little.:D
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3340/trimmed5br.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[soonerbrat]

I miss my bush

[Fugue]

If your bush can't pull this board out of the political wool that it is in, nothing can.

[soonerbrat]

agreed.

[NormanPride]

I've always preferred landscaping sans-bush.

[Fugue]

I've always preferred landscaping sans'-bush.

Is Sans some french hottie?

[yermom]

I've always preferred landscaping sans-bush.

yeah, you don't want some unsightly bush hiding the landscape