I really hate the Tag Body spray commericials

[royalfan5]

I swear they make me dumber everytime I see one, and they are always on.

[BeetDigger]

Are you 16-25 and gullible enough to think that women go crazy over how a guy smells and ignores his looks? If not, you are not their target audience.

[XingTheRubicon]

I bet they work in Texarkana.

[Osce0la]

Are you 16-25 and gullible enough to think that women go crazy over how a guy smells and ignores his looks? If not, you are not their target audience.
I wonder if the guy that was hitting on his mom over the internet wore this stuff when he went to meet her? I guess not, otherwise that story would've gotten even more disturbing.

[TUSooner]

These are an exact rip off of Hai Karate commercials of the 1960s.

I know, ancient history.
Kids! buhhhhh!!!!!!
:)

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Stay tuned, some idiot will sue them for false advertising.

[TopDaugIn2000]

can't be as bad as the OK Lottery scratch off ones. They make me wanna claw my eyes out and use them as earrings.

[Boarder]

I actually bought some Axe deoderant at Sam's and it had a little test thingy of body spray in it. So, one day I tried it. Later that day, a younger girl said, "Ooh, what smells so good." Then she found out it was me.

So, it does work, sort of.

[mdklatt]

They make me wanna claw my eyes out and use them as earrings.

Jewelry is for harlots.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Jewelry is for harlots.

if the shoe fits......

[mdklatt]

if the open-toed shoe fits......

:D

[TopDaugIn2000]

:D

those are only worn on nights and weekends, so yeah, you're right. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mmm, shoes....

[OUDoc]

Mmm, shoes....
So, a man should cover himself in women's shoes to attract women?

[TopDaugIn2000]

hehehe, we just turned a men's body spray thread into a girl's shoe thread.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And I bought a kicka$$ pair over the weekend, too.

And they are RingMFO today.

God, I love shoes...

[TopDaugIn2000]

And I bought a kicka$$ pair over the weekend, too.

And they are RingMFO today.

God, I love shoes...

can you wear open toed ones to work?

[mdklatt]

hehehe, we just turned a men's body spray thread into a girl's shoe thread.

Whatever gets the job done....

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

can you wear open toed ones to work?

Yep - but only if I don't go out on the floor. I have another pair under my desk for emergencies.

The sandals this year are so cute...went shopping over the weekend and could have easily spent a brazillion bucks on shoes...I might leave early today and go buy more.

TAKE THAT, THE MAN!!!

[Fugue]

And I bought a kicka$$ pair over the weekend, too.

And they are RingMFO today.

God, I love shoes...

i'm guessing that using dollar signs in kicka$$ is probably appropriate. :texan:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

Worth...every...penny.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Yep - but only if I don't go out on the floor. I have another pair under my desk for emergencies.

The sandals this year are so cute...went shopping over the weekend and could have easily spent a brazillion bucks on shoes...I might leave early today and go buy more.

TAKE THAT, THE MAN!!!

yeah, most of our office people do the same thing. I am out there so much I can't do that though. Oh well. I do get to wear jeans everyday though.

[Viking Kitten]

Yep - but only if I don't go out on the floor. I have another pair under my desk for emergencies.

The sandals this year are so cute...went shopping over the weekend and could have easily spent a brazillion bucks on shoes...I might leave early today and go buy more.

TAKE THAT, THE MAN!!!

Did you get a pedicure before you wore the sandals? I really hope you got a pedicure first. Unpedicured feet in sandals are a major faux pas.

I'm certain that you already knew that, though. :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Did you get a pedicure before you wore the sandals? I really hope you got a pedicure first. Unpedicured feet in sandals are a major faux pas.

I'm certain that you already knew that, though. :D

Why...it's funny you should ask, VK.

Yes. Yes, I did. A 'special' pedi from a old-schooler. Pulled my toes, beat my calves, sea salt scrubbed me and put rose petals in my foot bath - the whole deal.

It was so good I almost spilled my Diet Coke!

*SNORT*!!!

[TopDaugIn2000]

Why...it's funny you should ask, VK.

Yes. Yes, I did. A 'special' pedi from a old-schooler. Pulled my toes, beat my calves, sea salt scrubbed me and put rose petals in my foot bath - the whole deal.

It was so good I almost spilled my Diet Coke!

*SNORT*!!!


did you get "ha towe"?

last one I had (about 3 weeks ago) I did. it was goooooooood.

[Viking Kitten]

Why...it's funny you should ask, VK.

Yes. Yes, I did. A 'special' pedi from a old-schooler. Pulled my toes, beat my calves, sea salt scrubbed me and put rose petals in my foot bath - the whole deal.

It was so good I almost spilled my Diet Coke!

*SNORT*!!!

If you don't mind my asking, what's that color you're using?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh yes - the green mask-stuff with 'ha towe'...it was awesome.

And the color is 'Whinny Cry-Babby Pink' by Chanel.

:D

[Viking Kitten]

"Ha towe." Hmmm... I'll certainly have to try that next time. Sounds intriguing.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh and...

BEST THREADJACK EVER!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'You like flow-ah?'

[Viking Kitten]

'You like flow-ah?'

Extras and add-ons. That's how they nail you.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...you like no-toe-jam insurance?...'

:mad:

[OUinFLA]

So, a man should cover himself in women's shoes to attract women?


shhh, dont be tellin oumartin.

[Scott D]

Why...it's funny you should ask, VK.

Yes. Yes, I did. A 'special' pedi from a old-schooler. Pulled my toes, beat my calves, sea salt scrubbed me and put rose petals in my foot bath - the whole deal.

It was so good I almost spilled my Diet Coke!

*SNORT*!!!

So, did Mr. BSG roll over and go to sleep or go to the fridge for a sammich afterwards? :D

[Viking Kitten]

'...you like no-toe-jam insurance?...'

:mad:

"You need Scotch Guard for wookie?"

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

So, did Mr. BSG roll over and go to sleep or go to the fridge for a sammich afterwards? :D

Phhffft.

I don't even think he knows I have feet...

[BeetDigger]

Since all the wimmens jacked this thread into something about shoes (I stopped paying attention) could you at least tell the men if that Tag stuff works? I should ask my niece, she's like 16 or so. My nephew wears it (or Axe or something) but yet he doesn't like girls (or at least won't talk about it when I bring the topic up). What's the point I ask.

[OUDoc]

"You need Scotch Guard for wookie?"
This can't mean what I think it does.:eek:

[proud gonzo]

So, a man should cover himself in women's shoes to attract women?
you mean like Hugo Weaving's Thong dress in The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert??

http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/1995/101695/drag.gif
(no, that's not hugo weaving... this is the only picture i could find of the dress)

[proud gonzo]

Since all the wimmens jacked this thread into something about shoes (I stopped paying attention) could you at least tell the men if that Tag stuff works? I should ask my niece, she's like 16 or so. My nephew wears it (or Axe or something) but yet he doesn't like girls (or at least won't talk about it when I bring the topic up). What's the point I ask.
if it does what the commercial makes it look like it does, i bet it makes you smell like *********.

[BeetDigger]

if it does what the commercial makes it look like it does, i bet it makes you smell like *********.


:confused:

[Scott D]

if it does what the commercial makes it look like it does, i bet it makes you smell like a used ******.

fixed :D

[Partial Qualifier]

Dean is so gonna put the hammer down on you fools when he reads this

[TopDaugIn2000]

Extras and add-ons. That's how they nail you.

yeah, but it was Achmed's $$$, so I went with the WORKS.

[Howzit]

Extras and add-ons. That's how they nail you.

Would somebody freakin smash this softball for cryin' out loud? I've been waiting all afternoon.

:mad:

[Scott D]

Dean is so gonna put the hammer down on you fools when he reads this

just pg...because that's how King ********* rolls ;)

[silverwheels]

if it does what the commercial makes it look like it does, i bet it makes you smell like *********.

I noticed I have the "TAG effect" when I dress like a *********.

[Mjcpr]

Extra strap-ons. That's how they nail you.

When one just isn't enough.

[Viking Kitten]

Would somebody freakin smash this softball for cryin' out loud? I've been waiting all afternoon.

:mad:

What's keepin' you from doin' it, scrappy? 'Roids kickin' in Alzado-style?

I am so going to hell for that.

[royalfan5]

if it does what the commercial makes it look like it does, i bet it makes you smell like *********.
So the fragrence would be Bud Light and Cigarettes?