View Full Version : Man dates a woman on the inner web for six months...
Sooner in Tampa
4/24/2006, 05:33 AM
...and it turns out it is his mom :eek:
I hadn't seen this posted before. Damn that is some funny crap. Just think, it they were in Stoolwater, it wouldn't have made a difference :D
Link (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html)
BoogercountySooner
4/24/2006, 05:40 AM
I can't believe Dad was ****ed!!
BoogercountySooner
4/24/2006, 05:42 AM
Oh and the internet is the Debil!
Sooner in Tampa
4/24/2006, 05:47 AM
Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed DanielHEH
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/24/2006, 06:37 AM
Oops. If Nicole's husband was doing his job, she wouldn't have had to go lookin for love in all the wrong places
Osce0la
4/24/2006, 08:27 AM
And he's not even ****ed about the fact that she was going off to meet another man, he's just ****ed that he is the butt of everyone's jokes...
Who among us hasn't done this?
Who among us hasn't done this?
Not on the internet, that's just wrong.
yermom
4/24/2006, 08:44 AM
so Freud was right?
Czar Soonerov
4/24/2006, 09:24 AM
"Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her."
She was'nt kidding....
King Crimson
4/24/2006, 09:49 AM
so Freud was right?
well, he and Sophocles
yermom
4/24/2006, 09:52 AM
i think the moral of the story is to stay away from older women ;)
Scott D
4/24/2006, 10:16 AM
Somewhere Oedipus is laughing while looking down on France :)
Sooner in Tampa
4/24/2006, 10:19 AM
i think the moral of the story is to stay away from older women ;)older FRENCH women :P
SoonerBK
4/24/2006, 10:38 AM
Paging Dr. Freud... Dr. Freud you have a phone call.
Jimminy Crimson
4/24/2006, 10:51 AM
Oops. If Nicole's husband was doing his job, she wouldn't have had to go lookin for love in all the wrong places
Typical assumption by a woman! ;)
A guy would say she is a ho!
ChickSoonerFan
4/24/2006, 11:48 AM
i think the moral of the story is to stay away from older women ;)
No. You should always get a picture.
SicEmBaylor
4/24/2006, 11:49 AM
And he's not even ****ed about the fact that she was going off to meet another man, he's just ****ed that he is the butt of everyone's jokes...
Well, they're French you see...
soonerbrat
4/24/2006, 11:50 AM
No. You should always get a picture.
he got a picture. just not of her :D
yermom
4/24/2006, 11:52 AM
at least it didn't turn out to be his brother ;)
Sooner in Tampa
4/24/2006, 11:53 AM
he got a picture. just not of her :Dain't that how innerweb dating works? :P
Sooner in Tampa
4/24/2006, 11:54 AM
at least it didn't turn out to be his brother ;)considering this is France...he is luckier than most would imagine. :)
ChickSoonerFan
4/24/2006, 12:01 PM
Oh...I didn't actually read the article, just this thread...ooops.
soonerbrat
4/24/2006, 12:06 PM
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
And then a goat gets involved.
/The Aristocrats
GottaHavePride
4/24/2006, 01:36 PM
Oops. If Nicole's husband was doing his job, she wouldn't have had to go lookin for love in all the wrong places
Wookin' pa nub?
Norm In Norman
4/24/2006, 02:18 PM
Did you ever see the man show where one of the guys went on a date with his mom?
Sigmund Freud
4/24/2006, 02:43 PM
You guys should listen to me more often.
I will be here all week folks.
Viking Kitten
4/24/2006, 02:45 PM
Now that's what I call a troll!
tulsaoilerfan
4/24/2006, 03:32 PM
Wonder if his mom is hot? :D
BigRedJed
4/24/2006, 05:23 PM
Just a guess, but the guy's mom was probably wearing some perfume that made her smell like an old French whore.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/24/2006, 08:53 PM
Just a guess, but the guy's mom was probably wearing some perfume that made her smell like an old French whore.They went to the Arabia museum?
Sooner in Tampa
4/25/2006, 05:27 AM
Just a guess, but the guy's mom was probably wearing some perfume that made her smell like an old French whore.I wonder if he shaved prior to their date. ;)
yermom
4/25/2006, 05:52 AM
I wonder if she shaved prior to their date. ;)
doubtful
Veritas
4/25/2006, 07:57 AM
It's a hoax (http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp). :D
Sooner in Tampa
4/25/2006, 08:01 AM
It's a hoax (http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp). :DDamn it...:texan:
It's a hoax (http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp). :D
Who among us hasn't done this?
Now what do you have to say for yourself, 12? (If that is your real name.):)
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