Firing squad.

[SOONER44EVER]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"

[crawfish]

Why do you hate freedom? ;)

[BoomerJack]

Pres. G.W. Bush, VP Cheney, & Don Rumsfield were in Marine One chopper flying from Andrews AFB to White House. Bush looks out the window and says,
'I'm feeling so compassionate today, I think I'll throw this $100 dollar bill out and make someone in D.C. happy."

VP Cheney say, "Why don't through two $50 bills out and make two people happy?"

Don Rumsfield says, "You could through out five $20 bills and make five people happy?"

The pilot turns to them and says, "Why don't all three of you jump out and make everybody in D.C. happy?"

[sanantoniosooner]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"
A different variation of that same joke got negged in the 1800's.

Back then negging was much more violent.

[Soonrboy]

Why do you hate the Decider?

[SOONER44EVER]

A different variation of that same joke got negged in the 1800's.

Back then negging was much more violent.
Yeah I got negged for this one too. No name left of course.

[usmc-sooner]

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot him was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what his old boss had done. Before the order to shoot was given, Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad was reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction he grinned and yelled, "Fire!"


just like the Democrats to cut and run and leave Bush to deal with there problems:D