SKULL CRACKIN' DEMONS DEMAND OLIVES BACK!

[LilSooner]

http://wayoutauctions.com/uploaded_images/olives-737345.jpg

About Six months ago I was struck by a can from no where, alone in my garage a can of black olives fell on my head... Thats where the nightmare began!

I started get prank calls asking about the olives, caller ID said 666-Olive... 8 digits... the most evil number ever, the pranksters said that they were from the underworld and they wanted the olives back.


http://wayoutauctions.com/

[Mjcpr]

I think you're still suffering the effects of the head trauma.

:D

[bri]

I hate the internet.

No, I didn't mean that, baby. I love you. Please don't go.

[StoopTroup]

Heh.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9512071858&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT


That's right, my baby batter auction. Old grandma hasn't developed much of a sense of humor in the last couple of days. She saw that there are over a thousand hits, and thinks that there are people out there just as weird as I am, but not quite. How many of you guys out there have been kicked in the grapes by your grandma, not many I'll bet. Don't try and find out for yourself, believe me it's even less fun than it sounds. Especially with those high heeled, pointy toes, grandma shoes. For some reason she didn't see the humor in this auction, I don't know why. There are still over 8 days left to go in this auction, I'll need to go into hiding soon, the only thing that may save me is if enough people watch and bid on this auction, maybe grandma will grant me a little peace. That's peace, not piece, (I can't believe you were thinking that about my grandma). Please tell your friends about this and help me get back on good terms with my grandma.

[sanantoniosooner]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9510616408&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

[StoopTroup]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=9510616408&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT
Heh.

http://www.estateauctionsinc.com/pics/ebay/gaycowboy7.jpg