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soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 04:44 PM
be environmentally friendly today.
Flagstaffsooner
4/22/2006, 04:47 PM
Isnt it 89's day also?
Okla-homey
4/22/2006, 04:48 PM
be environmentally friendly today.

I've been running the water all day, have every light in the house on and bought a sack of burgers and only had two bites of one of them.

just kiddin'

Seriously, years ago, I was in SF for Earth Day. Long story, but trust me, it's like Christmas for Greenies out there on Earth Day. I saw more hairy-legged women wearing prairie skirts than probably traipsed the flippin' Oregon Trail.
soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 05:00 PM
i'm so environmentally friendly that i'm not running the AC.

well that, and it's not blowing cool air.

damn thing is broken. oh well, i'm moving in a week.
Flagstaffsooner
4/22/2006, 05:08 PM
i'm so environmentally friendly that i'm not running the AC.

well that, and it's not blowing cool air.

damn thing is broken. oh well, i'm moving in a week.Flagstaff is cool you f'n hillbillies. No A/C here.;)
mrssoonerhubler
4/22/2006, 05:11 PM
75 degrees up here on the Wasatch Front. Not running the AC so I think I'll leave my car running in the drive way all night. ;)
StoopTroup
4/22/2006, 05:32 PM
Can you pour your used engine oil in the storm drain?
85Sooner
4/22/2006, 06:12 PM
great
I GOTTA strike up the charcoal grill and cook some beef while I kill some weeds and trim the trees.
SicEmBaylor
4/22/2006, 06:13 PM
Just another excuse for communists to gather together.
proud gonzo
4/22/2006, 06:32 PM
i planted flowers and stuff--does that count?
StoopTroup
4/22/2006, 06:36 PM
I sprayed my driveway off with muratic acid.
IB4OU2
4/22/2006, 08:24 PM
I bought 3,000 #'s of ornamental rock for my wife's garden today. It was an adventure carrying that load home on my little utility trailer. The tire's were
under alot of weight and stress but we made it home without a blow out.....:eek: So that's my contribution. You would be amazed at the gardens my wife has this year. So I unloaded the rock and ran to the golf course..:D
VeeJay
4/22/2006, 09:17 PM
In honor of Earth Day, here's what's happenin' in my front yard.

I'm getting so many spectators I may set up some bleachers out front. Is Cindy Sheehan available to make an appearance?

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/279/279949/pages/734728/Owlsnest4-04-06.jpg
proud gonzo
4/22/2006, 09:33 PM
SWEET!


birdie birdie birdie birdie.....
VeeJay
4/22/2006, 09:42 PM
Thanks, PG.

I'm figuring this should increase my property value by at least $50 g's.
usmc-sooner
4/22/2006, 09:46 PM
be environmentally friendly today.


I'm going outside to spray some old aerosol type hairspray in the air for no reason.
usmc-sooner
4/22/2006, 09:47 PM
In honor of Earth Day, here's what's happenin' in my front yard.

I'm getting so many spectators I may set up some bleachers out front. Is Cindy Sheehan available to make an appearance?

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/279/279949/pages/734728/Owlsnest4-04-06.jpg


that would freak me out if there was an owl in my yard. Not good not good at all.
Al Gore
4/22/2006, 09:49 PM
I threw some plastic in my outdoor fireplace.....thick black smoke......wife yelled at me and the kids giggled..........
Al Gore
4/22/2006, 09:50 PM
Is that sand in your front yard????
VeeJay
4/22/2006, 09:58 PM
Today I was out in the yard repairing and replacing sprinkler heads. A small sedan pulls up and the old guy is honking his horn. I walk over to his car - he says "I'm Captain So-and-So with the neighborhood watch group. He's wearing a cap that says "USN RET." OK, so I spek him. "I notice you have an owl. They're protected."

"Yes sir, I know," I say respectfully.

"There's (he gave me the name of a lizard-type animal, sort of like an iguana, that's in our area) a -----, and if you see him, keep your small children away from him. If he bites your child, rush your child immediately to the Emergency Room. I have permission to kill him, and since you have an endangered species, you have permission, too. And use heavy bird shot, because I shot him with a .22, and it didn't even slow him down."

I had to pinch myself to convince me I wasn't dreaming.

I'm gonna go out with a 12 gauge and start blasting in a residential neighborhood in one of the most environmentally sensitive areas in the United States. I was practically laughing in the guy's face.
VeeJay
4/22/2006, 09:59 PM
Is that sand in your front yard????

'Tis now.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/22/2006, 10:01 PM
Is the owl waiting for the gopher to come out of that hole so he can rip it to shreads, or what?
proud gonzo
4/22/2006, 10:03 PM
that's pretty awesome