RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/22/2006, 01:05 PM
A cattle rancher outside Austin was working his cattle one day when he
heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a
time, he
discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was
even
louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind
end, he heard the University of Texas fight song.
Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in
Austin. When the vet asked him what was going on, the rancher told
him.
The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He agreed he
heard the University of Texas fight song but didn't seem particularly
excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the rancher asked.
The vet, a third generation Texas A&M graduate, said, "Bud, I'm an
Aggie, and I've been listening to *******s sing that song my whole
life."
heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a
time, he
discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was
even
louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind
end, he heard the University of Texas fight song.
Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a vet in
Austin. When the vet asked him what was going on, the rancher told
him.
The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen. He agreed he
heard the University of Texas fight song but didn't seem particularly
excited.
"Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the rancher asked.
The vet, a third generation Texas A&M graduate, said, "Bud, I'm an
Aggie, and I've been listening to *******s sing that song my whole
life."