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ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:15 PM
My neighbor who is a teacher calls me to meet her and some friends out tonight. When I get there, it is a quite group of about 4 teachers who seem to be having a good time. Nothing too spectacular.

Within about 30-45 mins, 7 more ladies show up and they have ordered about 5 rounds of shots, are standing on chairs, dirty dancing with eachother and having a BLAST. It was the funniest most pitiful thing I had ever seen. I can tell these girls either don't get out much or get out way more than I even want to know. And they are TEACHERS!

The funniest thing is by about 9:30, they are calling their mothers, sisters, boyfriends to come pick them up. I told my neighbor I would take her home. She calls the baby's daddy who is at her house with their daughter and says, "I am too drunk to drive, <Chick> is going to bring me home and you will have to drive me to my car tomorrow...are you mad?"

You know what his answer was? do you?

funny part coming up:

He says, "Am I mad...HELL NO!"

hehehe..get it..huh?

OK..so maybe you had to be there but I thought it was funny.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/21/2006, 11:16 PM
Why would he be mad?
ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:18 PM
I don't know...but I know why he WOULDN'T be mad. ;)
okienole3
4/21/2006, 11:19 PM
where were they and would any of them want to hook up?
Scott D
4/21/2006, 11:21 PM
and you people wonder why these teachers end up sleeping with teenage boys ;)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/21/2006, 11:21 PM
I don't know...but I know why he WOULDN'T be mad. ;)Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:22 PM
I don't think any of them could hook anything up right now. Those were some DRUNK teachers.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/21/2006, 11:23 PM
I don't think any of them could hook anything up right now. Those were some DRUNK teachers.what would you call that? Whiskey . . .?
ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:23 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiight :D
okienole3
4/21/2006, 11:23 PM
whiskey poon
Scott D
4/21/2006, 11:24 PM
I don't think any of them could hook anything up right now. Those were some DRUNK teachers.

that's ok, I'm sure those 13-15 year old boys know enough to get started ;)
ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:27 PM
There were some boys who looked underage in there and they were trying to hit on some of the women...hhhhmmmmmm...I wonder if those boys knew they were teachers?
Scott D
4/21/2006, 11:28 PM
I have no prior knowledge or experience with being a minor involved in 'relations' with a teacher ;)
okienole3
4/21/2006, 11:29 PM
i love teachers. where can i get one that likes guys there age or older teachers who like young guys that are old enough to do it
Skysooner
4/21/2006, 11:31 PM
You go to college for 4 years, get to teach ungrateful children with ungrateful parents for pay that a high school grad can earn? Wouldn't you want to get drunk and get laid?
soonerboomer93
4/21/2006, 11:45 PM
that's ok, I'm sure those 13-15 year old boys know enough to get started ;)


dammit, beat me to it
Jimminy Crimson
4/21/2006, 11:46 PM
Damnit, Chick, this is what camera phones are for... :mad:
ChickSoonerFan
4/21/2006, 11:48 PM
Damnit, Chick, this is what camera phones are for... :mad:

heh

We were at Hawiian Don's. And seriously, by 10:00, 10:15 tops, they were out.

But there were quite a few doing some serious grinding with each other, but most of them were the P.E. teachers, so, well, you know. :rolleyes:

Edit: oh you said CAMERA phones...I thought you said phones. The camera phones were out and flashing...I am sure most pics will be deleted when they sober up.
Scott D
4/21/2006, 11:50 PM
heh

We were at Hawiian Don's. And seriously, by 10:00, 10:15 tops, they were out.

But there were quite a few doing some serious grinding with each other, but most of them were the P.E. teachers, so, well, you know. :rolleyes:

woman we didn't ask for excuses! :D
Jimminy Crimson
4/22/2006, 12:08 AM
were any of them hot?
StoopTroup
4/22/2006, 07:48 AM
bump
jk the sooner fan
4/22/2006, 07:55 AM
Why would he be mad?

see......what happens is the female consumes alcohol......one of the effects (sometimes) is that this alcohol consumption relieves said consumer of certain inhibitions......it has "mood swing effects" which often times can be taken advantage of by the partner waiting at home, who is probably (in this instance at least) sober as a judge

in other words, she's finally in the mood for some lovin
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/22/2006, 08:29 AM
see......what happens is the female consumes alcohol......one of the effects (sometimes) is that this alcohol consumption relieves said consumer of certain inhibitions......it has "mood swing effects" which often times can be taken advantage of by the partner waiting at home, who is probably (in this instance at least) sober as a judge

in other words, she's finally in the mood for some lovinI guess that's foreign to me, because I don't have to be drunk to be in the mood for some lovin. I don't want to miss anything.
slickdawg
4/22/2006, 08:39 AM
I guess that's foreign to me, because I don't have to be drunk to be in the mood for some lovin. I don't want to miss anything.


k1nky!



:D
yermom
4/22/2006, 09:12 AM
see......what happens is the female consumes alcohol......one of the effects (sometimes) is that this alcohol consumption relieves said consumer of certain inhibitions......it has "mood swing effects" which often times can be taken advantage of by the partner waiting at home, who is probably (in this instance at least) sober as a judge

in other words, she's finally in the mood for some lovin

i think you left out the part about Chick bringing her home

and that any chick is two drinks from being a lesbian ;)
ChickSoonerFan
4/22/2006, 09:16 AM
i think you left out the part about Chick bringing her home

and that any chick is two drinks from being a lesbian ;)

See now. There you go. I only had one drink.

And she had the baby daddy to go home to.
yermom
4/22/2006, 09:21 AM
see, the way i was reading it was that maybe he thought she was drunk and you were one of the "gym teachers" ;)

1+1+1=3
ChickSoonerFan
4/22/2006, 09:28 AM
see, the way i was reading it was that maybe he thought she was drunk and you were one of the "gym teachers" ;)

1+1+1=3

Perv. ;)

I was an innocent bystander this time.
yermom
4/22/2006, 10:01 AM
i was not implicating you in any impropriety here

only why he "wasn't mad" ;)
ChickSoonerFan
4/22/2006, 10:03 AM
aahhhh....see your perversion is way above my head. You are thinking like a guy of course so that makes sense.

:D
yermom
4/22/2006, 10:09 AM
nah, this is pretty easy

girls just aren't good at math :P
colleyvillesooner
4/22/2006, 10:13 AM
Perv. ;)

I was an innocent bystander this time.

:eek:
yermom
4/22/2006, 10:16 AM
good catch :D
slickdawg
4/22/2006, 10:42 AM
Perv. ;)

I was an innocent bystander this time.


hm, you like to watch?




;)
StoopTroup
4/22/2006, 10:46 AM
hm, you like to watch?




;)
Heh...

http://www.rachelleb.com/images/2005_10_01/sneeky_peeper.jpg
Jimminy Crimson
4/22/2006, 10:49 AM
I guess that's foreign to me, because I don't have to be drunk to be in the mood for some lovin. I don't want to miss anything.

You should seriously get drunk sometime. You have :dolemite:'s protection.
Soonerbabeinbama
4/22/2006, 10:54 AM
You go to college for 4 years, get to teach ungrateful children with ungrateful parents for pay that a high school grad can earn? Wouldn't you want to get drunk and get laid?
there is a lot of truth in that;)
tulsaoilerfan
4/22/2006, 10:59 AM
another useless thread without pics. :D