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soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:06 PM
I have this gray cat that i've had since she was born..i'm moving this weekend and I can't take her with me. my mom said she would take her temporarily but now she says she won't...anyone want a nice cat? she's a good mouser, doesn't like to go outside..very lovable and affectionate..

anyone?
OklahomaTuba
4/21/2006, 03:06 PM
Is she alive?
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:07 PM
The title of this thread is very misleading.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:07 PM
yes she's alive. she's really sweet, her name is Sooner.
Osce0la
4/21/2006, 03:09 PM
Can you have sex on it?










it has come up in so many other threads...why not here too?
IB4OU2
4/21/2006, 03:10 PM
Did you ask Dean yet? I heard he was running out of moving targets......;)
crawfish
4/21/2006, 03:12 PM
Sure. Slap a few stamps on its a$$ and mail it to me.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:13 PM
i'm being serious here....my mom just told me a week before my move that she won't take her. i can't take her to the pound, she's too sweet she's my baby..i don't want to give her away, but at this point i don't think i have much choice.
colleyvillesooner
4/21/2006, 03:13 PM
Can you have sex on it?










it has come up in so many other threads...why not here too?


Don't force it. Let it come to you. :D
SoonerWood
4/21/2006, 03:14 PM
I am out of dog food. how fast can you get her over here?
Osce0la
4/21/2006, 03:15 PM
This thread is really going to p*ss her off...
TUSooner
4/21/2006, 03:15 PM
Take your pick!
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9448/tcan0kz.jpghttp://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6865/toilet5wx.jpg
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:15 PM
y'all are mean.
crawfish
4/21/2006, 03:15 PM
I'm shocked that nobody has actually taken this offer of free ***** yet.
IB4OU2
4/21/2006, 03:18 PM
I'm shocked that nobody has actually taken this offer of free ***** yet.

Why buy the cow if the milk is free.......
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:25 PM
Why can't you take her with you?
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:29 PM
my new place is really small and my roommate has 2 dogs.the place is way too small for that many pets. also my roommate's son is allergic to cats..he only visits one day a week but it might be problematic
colleyvillesooner
4/21/2006, 03:29 PM
my new place is really small and my roommate has 2 dogs.the place is way too small for that many pets. also my roommate's son is allergic to cats..he only visits one day a week but it might be problematic

Good luck splaining that to the cat.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:33 PM
i know..i feel really horrible about this :(

i've had her since she was born.
Osce0la
4/21/2006, 03:33 PM
also my roommate's son is allergic to cats..he only visits one day a week but it might be problematic
Why do you hate little kids?
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:33 PM
BSG....SBSB......y'all are cat lovers, right?
Osce0la
4/21/2006, 03:34 PM
My wife would take the cat in a heartbeat...but shipping a cat to Alabama probably isn't very easy.
Fugue
4/21/2006, 03:35 PM
BSG....SBSB......y'all are cat lovers, right?

BSG only has a taco budget for one.
mdklatt
4/21/2006, 03:35 PM
Does your kitty like to be pet?
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/21/2006, 03:36 PM
BSG....SBSB......y'all are cat lovers, right?


You wish, perv... :eddie:
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 03:36 PM
i'd pay cat support to anyone who would take her just for a few months.
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:37 PM
BSG only has a taco budget for one.

Pfft....BSG has more taco than you could shake a stick at.
C&CDean
4/21/2006, 03:38 PM
It's a ****ing cat fer-cryin-out-loud. When you leave, just put it outside the house and drive away. Cat's don't give a **** about humans one way or the other. It'll survive, and some dumbass will start feeding it and it'll become their favorite pet.

Seriously, cats are soulless little buggars who don't deserve our love. Cat's are independent, selfish, and without conscience - and can live on garbage, bugs, lizards, and other vermin.

Turn it loose.
Fugue
4/21/2006, 03:38 PM
Pfft....BSG has more taco than you could shake a stick at.

LIMIT! :D
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:39 PM
Seriously, cats are soulless little buggars who don't deserve our love. Cat's are independent, selfish, and without conscience - and can live on garbage, bugs, lizards, and other vermin.

We call ours 'Dean'
MamaMia
4/21/2006, 03:40 PM
i'm being serious here....my mom just told me a week before my move that she won't take her. i can't take her to the pound, she's too sweet she's my baby..i don't want to give her away, but at this point i don't think i have much choice.
I'm allergic, plus my dog barks at cats and scares them, or else I would take her. Come on people. Her name is Sooner and she needs a place to stay. Have a heart. God will bless you. :(
yermom
4/21/2006, 03:43 PM
i'd pay cat support to anyone who would take her just for a few months.

heh

just out of curiosity, how much is "cat support"?
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/21/2006, 03:48 PM
Pfft....BSG has more taco than you could shake a stick at.

Any woman has more taco than YOU could shake a stick at...:eddie:






I <3 U !
Fugue
4/21/2006, 03:49 PM
Any woman has more taco than YOU could shake a stick at...:eddie:






I <3 U !

LIMIT! knew it was coming and still raughed.
SoonerWood
4/21/2006, 03:49 PM
I'd take it if my dogs didn't like eating them.
IB4OU2
4/21/2006, 03:49 PM
heh

just out of curiosity, how much is "cat support"?

More than you will ever want to know and you never stop paying for it....
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:51 PM
Any woman has more taco than YOU could shake a stick at...:eddie:

I don't know, I shake a mean stick. :meat:
Osce0la
4/21/2006, 03:52 PM
heh

just out of curiosity, how much is "cat support"?
It'd have to be enough to cover: food, the cost of the furniture the cat decides to use as a scratching post, buy new carpet to get rid of the cat pee smell, kitty litter for the litter box they'll forget to use, replace other random belongings that they decide to knock in the floor and break...
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/21/2006, 03:57 PM
I don't know, I shake a mean stick. :meat:

Prolly on a regular basis, too...
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 03:58 PM
Prolly on a regular basis, too...

You don't know the half of it, lady.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/21/2006, 04:00 PM
You don't know the half of it, lady.

If your hands were bigger...you might.

:D
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 04:02 PM
I better be getting some kinda spek for setting these things up for you.

:D
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 04:03 PM
do you have a stick to shake?
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 04:06 PM
Have you not seen my mollusk?
C&CDean
4/21/2006, 04:06 PM
Another perfectly good ***** thread gets ruined yet again. If it ain't Stanley, it's Pat.
Mjcpr
4/21/2006, 04:09 PM
If it was a smoker, I might consider it.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 04:17 PM
so nobody wants my kitty?
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 04:18 PM
oh, btw...cat support = cat food and kitty litter supplied.
mdklatt
4/21/2006, 04:19 PM
so nobody wants my kitty?


You should have mentioned that that was part of the deal sooner....
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/21/2006, 04:45 PM
I've never had a cat. I've always had dogs. I don't want a pet right now anyway, sorry
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 05:17 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/soonerbrat/sooner.jpg

cats are way easier to take care of than dogs.
LilSooner
4/21/2006, 05:17 PM
I'm so sorry that you are having to deal with this it sucks. Why don't you just keep it in your room? Just make sure to always keep your door closed. I had to do that for a while.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 05:21 PM
it's a possiblitily..my roomie said he doesn't mind if i bring her but with the 2 dogs there..ugh. i have my own bathroom, i could keep her litter box in there, i guess. my ex husband is taking my other cat because I begged.
LilSooner
4/21/2006, 05:46 PM
Totally do that. Keep the litter box in the bathroom and just make sure that the cat can see outside. It will be just fine. It's not like cat need a lot of room to run and play in.
MamaMia
4/21/2006, 05:50 PM
my new place is really small and my roommate has 2 dogs.the place is way too small for that many pets. also my roommate's son is allergic to cats..he only visits one day a week but it might be problematic

i know..i feel really horrible about this :(

i've had her since she was born.
[edit]Oh nevermind. Its none of my business.
C&CDean
4/21/2006, 05:53 PM
Now, if I only had farking skills.......
bri
4/21/2006, 06:22 PM
Now, if I only had farking skills.......

Or bowstaff skills.
LilSooner
4/21/2006, 08:24 PM
Or numchuck skills.
TopDaugIn2000
4/21/2006, 08:30 PM
find another roomie/place to live???

I got my chihuahua a cat for christmas one year. He hated that damn cat. I had to give it away about a month later.
slickdawg
4/21/2006, 08:54 PM
You should have mentioned that that was part of the deal sooner....

Yeah, that would have sealed the deal on page 1. :D
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 08:59 PM
find another roomie/place to live???

I got my chihuahua a cat for christmas one year. He hated that damn cat. I had to give it away about a month later.



I don't plan on staying there for very long..maybe 6 months..that's why i was hoping my mom would take her temporarily
TopDaugIn2000
4/21/2006, 08:59 PM
ohhhh. surely you could just keep the cat in your room for the 6 months.
soonerbrat
4/21/2006, 09:04 PM
i'll talk to my friend and see what he says. he doesn't let his dogs upstairs because of his son's allergies, he may not want me to keep her up there (my room is upstairs)
Al Gore
4/21/2006, 09:11 PM
The title of this thread is very misleading.My thoughts also...pu55ycat spek....
Al Gore
4/21/2006, 09:23 PM
Another perfectly good ***** thread gets ruined yet again. If it ain't Stanley, it's Pat.I didn't know we could say *****.....
slickdawg
4/21/2006, 09:29 PM
I didn't know we could say *****.....



enjoy your vacation.
Al Gore
4/21/2006, 10:11 PM
enjoy your vacation.Dean said it!!!!
slickdawg
4/21/2006, 10:30 PM
Yeah, but he's Dean.
Jimminy Crimson
4/21/2006, 11:42 PM
i'll talk to my friend and see what he says. he doesn't let his dogs upstairs because of his son's allergies, he may not want me to keep her up there (my room is upstairs)

Tell him to GADOCADWI :texan:
proud gonzo
4/22/2006, 01:18 AM
I would take the cat for you, brat, but i'm really allergic to cats. :(
Jimminy Crimson
4/22/2006, 01:26 AM
I wish I could take in sparky for you, but I'm moving soon. I'll ask around though.
olevetonahill
4/22/2006, 04:52 AM
Ill meet ya 1/2 way
Ill take care of the cat for 6 mnths ok ?
Bout as long as any FE anything has stayed lol ;)
I like cats , my last ones litter thing (nox ) is still here
Pm me if you want
:)
soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 12:33 PM
Tell him to GADOCADWI :texan:



heh..i'll try that ;)

if that doesn't work, i'll take OV up on his offer.
StoopTroup
4/22/2006, 12:35 PM
What was this thread about anyway? :D

http://www.buildyourowncathouse.com/images/dallas.jpg
slickdawg
4/22/2006, 12:35 PM
I would take the cat for you, brat, but i'm really allergic to cats. :(


Ditto, the cat could move in, but I'd have to move out.
soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 12:37 PM
What was this thread about anyway? :D

http://www.buildyourowncathouse.com/images/dallas.jpg



free *****. (to good home)
MamaMia
4/22/2006, 12:38 PM
Ill meet ya 1/2 way
Ill take care of the cat for 6 mnths ok ?
Bout as long as any FE anything has stayed lol ;)
I like cats , my last ones litter thing (nox ) is still here
Pm me if you want
:)
Thats really nice of you. The cat would be happy there. :)

Oh, and what does GADOCADWI mean?
slickdawg
4/22/2006, 12:38 PM
free *****. (to good home)

If you had started the thread that way, the cat would have had a home on page 1.


:texan:
soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 12:39 PM
Thats really nice of you. The cat would be happy there. :)

Oh, and what does GADOCADWI mean?

GADOCADWI = Get a Deck of Cards and Deal With It
MamaMia
4/22/2006, 12:44 PM
GADOCADWI = Get a Deck of Cards and Deal With It
Oh, I see. I would tell him to GADOCADWI if I were paying half the rent. If he only sees his son one day a week, whats it going to hurt for you to have your cat in your room? Hes got the dogs. He can get an Ionic Breeze or he can go to the Holiday Inn and they can have fun swimming? The little boy would like that.
soonerbrat
4/22/2006, 12:45 PM
Oh, I see. I would tell him to GADOCADWI if I were paying half the rent. If he only sees his son one day a week, whats it going to hurt for you to have your cat in your room? Hes got the dogs. He can get an Ionic Breeze or he can go to the Holiday Inn and they can have fun swimming? The little boy would like that. :)


well..he owns the place..i'm just renting a room from him. or it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
MamaMia
4/22/2006, 12:47 PM
well..he owns the place..i'm just renting a room from him. or it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Oh, well then I'd let him take a visit to OVs and look for another place. :)
Flagstaffsooner
4/22/2006, 12:50 PM
well..he owns the place..i'm just renting a room from him. or it wouldn't be that big of a deal.My cats own my place. I just pay the rent.:O