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Penguin

4/21/2006, 12:53 PM

Israelis say WTF does "Suri" mean? (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2006/04/20/entertainment/e092413D51.DTL&type=entertainment)

"Nobody here has ever really heard of it," an announcer on Israel's Army Radio said during a discussion Thursday. The Yediot Ahronot newspaper agreed in its half-page splash on the celebrity birth.

"We seem to have learned a new Hebrew word — and from Tom Cruise, no less," said a Channel 2 TV anchorman.

Those Cruise idiots need to do a little more research before coming up with these weird names.

Ike

4/21/2006, 12:56 PM

in reality, they got the name from Oklahoma!, but felt embarrased about telling everyone that. So they changed the spelling and made up where it came from.

Osce0la

4/21/2006, 12:56 PM

So Suri doesn't mean what Tom says it does? heh

JohnnyMack

4/21/2006, 01:17 PM

in reality, they got the name from Oklahoma!, but felt embarrased about telling everyone that. So they changed the spelling and made up where it came from.

I started singing that when they announced the name on the news. No one else thought it was funny.

TUSooner

4/21/2006, 01:22 PM

in reality, they got the name from Oklahoma!, but felt embarrased about telling everyone that. So they changed the spelling and made up where it came from.
So the kid has a little fringe on the top?

I've been meaning to ask: Do Scientologists generally smoke lots of reefer? I think we know of one who must.

Osce0la

4/21/2006, 01:29 PM

in reality, they got the name from Oklahoma!, but felt embarrased about telling everyone that. So they changed the spelling and made up where it came from.
I can't believe that thought never entered my head...

SoonerObsession

4/21/2006, 01:32 PM

Suri as in "Yes suri Bob!"?

Okla-homey

4/21/2006, 01:35 PM

I guess it doesn't matter much. I predict she'll legally change her name as soon as she reaches her majority to distance herself from her wacky-daddy.

Hamhock

4/21/2006, 01:36 PM

Freaky F. McFreakfreak

BeetDigger

4/21/2006, 01:38 PM

I can't believe that Madonna hasn't chimed in. She's like part Jewish isn't she with all of that Kabbalah study she's been doing.

NormanPride

4/21/2006, 01:41 PM

Man, if Scientologists smoked reefer they'd be a lot easier to manage. No, these guys NEED the ganja. Have you seen how crazy Cruise gets at times? That's more like PCP, not wacky weed.

mdklatt

4/21/2006, 01:46 PM

I heard on the radio that Suri is Persian, not Hebrew. :confused:

Osce0la

4/21/2006, 01:49 PM

I heard on the radio that Suri is Persian, not Hebrew. :confused:
I thought it was supposed to mean princess in Hebrew and the flower in some other language (possibly Persian)...

Penguin

4/21/2006, 01:50 PM

I heard on the radio that Suri is Persian, not Hebrew. :confused:

There's no country called Persia, idiot.

Okla-homey

4/21/2006, 01:52 PM

There's no country called Persia, idiot.

Yeah. Persians live in Iran and speak Farsi.

mdklatt

4/21/2006, 01:53 PM

There's no country called Persia, idiot.

No there isn't, but have you ever heard of Putmyfootupyourassistan?

Tear Down This Wall

4/21/2006, 01:56 PM

Why do Hollywood-types name their kids weird names? Would it be too "normal" to just name their kids Michelle, Jennifer, Susan, etc.? Maybe it's like a one-upsmanship. Can't you just see it...

...April 18, 2006...in the deep recesses of Tom Cruise's Scientology-addled brain..."I've got to think of a different name, what with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pretending to be Africans...Let's see now...Marklar...nope...Chewbecca...no...."

mdklatt

4/21/2006, 02:01 PM

http://cleo.lcs.psu.edu/girl_names.html#S

Souri/Suri Red Rose

Suri is Persian/Farsi for red rose, which is what I heard on the radio the other day. Who is saying the name is supposed to be Hebrew?

Howzit

4/21/2006, 02:04 PM

Persian, Hebrew, same difference.

mdklatt

4/21/2006, 02:05 PM

Persian, Hebrew, same difference.

:les: JIHAD ON THE INFIDEL!

Osce0la

4/21/2006, 02:07 PM

Who is saying the name is supposed to be Hebrew?
All the media outlets I've seen have said it is Hebrew for Princess...

TUSooner

4/21/2006, 02:09 PM

mdklatt

4/21/2006, 02:13 PM

All the media outlets I've seen have said it is Hebrew for Princess...

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess," or in Persian meaning "red rose."

Osce0la

4/21/2006, 02:19 PM

Man, if Scientologists smoked reefer they'd be a lot easier to manage. No, these guys NEED the ganja. Have you seen how crazy Cruise gets at times? That's more like PCP, not wacky weed.
I've seen this billboard around...I think it explains a lot...
http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6343/billboard7vr.png (http://imageshack.us)

jkm, the stolen pifwafwi

4/21/2006, 02:23 PM

sarah is the hebrew word for "princess"

humorously, suri means pickpocket in japanese [off to outpostnine]

picasso

4/21/2006, 02:41 PM

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

proud gonzo

4/21/2006, 05:09 PM

We learned about 12 ways to say "Tom Cruise is crazy" in German today :D

Viking Kitten

4/21/2006, 05:14 PM

We learned about 12 ways to say "Tom Cruise is crazy" in German today :D

If any language needs 12 different ways to say someone is crazy, it's German.

handcrafted

4/21/2006, 05:21 PM

They shoulda named her Soda.

MamaMia

4/21/2006, 05:23 PM

I googled it, and what I found wont make baby Cruise a real happy camper if her classmates get ahold of this information. Kids can be very silly about these things. ;)

Apparently..."There is a great deal of confusion about the use of the word suri. In effect it can have at least three different meanings. In the alpaca breeding industry, it can refer to (i) a fleece type, (ii) an animal type or (iii) an animal breed."

http://www.alcazar.com.au/What%20is%20a%20pure%20suri%20for%20website.htm

Viking Kitten

4/21/2006, 05:24 PM

They shoulda named her Soda.

SEVEN!

Flagstaffsooner

4/21/2006, 05:33 PM

By youngest brother married a red dot and they named their whelp Suri. I think that one is a boy. I don't really know, I distance myself from my family.

StoopTroup

4/21/2006, 05:45 PM

This pic is awesome.

http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/images/holmes_ab.jpg

VeeJay

4/21/2006, 07:49 PM

I'd like to see the Cruisester hook up with Madonna for one final, all to end all celebrity Mega-Baby.

What would be cool to observe wouldn't be the silence of the delivery room, the educating of the families, the home sonogram sessions, and the eating of the placenta. No, what would be fun to watch would be the teachings of Scientology versus the teachings of Kabbala, and which one of those authoritative, experts in their field parents would take control over the situation.

The world would spin off its axis, I'm telling ya!

proud gonzo

4/22/2006, 01:26 AM

dear lord. plus add in their cruise's short-guy syndrome + madonna's diva-syndrome and her fake british accent.... that's just destruction waiting to happen.

picasso

4/22/2006, 08:59 AM

I have a sneaking feeling that Cruise ain't packin enough Top Gun physicality for Maddonaer. iffin you know what I mean.