View Full Version : Things I hate.....part (I've lost track)
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 01:46 PM
1. When a buddy and you have been trying to plan a trip to Vegas for 3 years, and each year, he has a lame *** excuse as to why he can't go.
2. When people don't tell you ALL of the information you need to know. The building I'm working in had a cookout today. My client told me I should go down and grab a burger. She implied that it was free, so I go get in line. The server dude is like "Can I have your ticket?" I'm like, wtf, I don't have a ticket. So I look like a moron b/c she couldn't tell me it was $5.
3. Paying $6.13 for two hot dogs, a chocolate chip cookie, and a coke.
4. Anybody that wears any of these types of shoes:
http://www.josbank.com/Images/Catalog/ProductImages/4656.jpg Some dude at work, with his shirt tucked in and no belt or socks.
http://www.bargainsgroup.com/broadcast/apr1403/MM12233%20Adult%20Nylon%20PU%20Velcro%20close%20Ru nning%20shoes.jpg Some IT guy. Why are they ALL weird?
Couldn't find a pic of the other type, but they are the plastic, brightly colored shoes that have holes in them. Maybe if you are at the lake they are okay, but not for everyday wear.
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 01:49 PM
http://www.aim4athens.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/crocs.jpg
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 01:50 PM
http://www.aim4athens.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/crocs.jpg
YES. I f'in hate those things.
YES. I f'in hate those things.
I have three pair of them...:mad:
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 01:52 PM
heh
No, I am kidding. I never got those shoes. Why are they so cool to people? They look like rain boots. Except they have holes in them. :confused:
Never. Got. It.
IronSooner
4/20/2006, 01:53 PM
The server dude is like "Can I have your ticket?" I'm like, wtf, I don't have a ticket.
At least it was one ticket and not 5 coop'ns.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 01:54 PM
What was said buddy's excuse?
Taxman71
4/20/2006, 01:54 PM
If you have to pay for the burger it is not a "cookout" any more than a hooker is an "easy lay".
slickdawg
4/20/2006, 01:55 PM
YES. I f'in hate those things.
What choo hate Crocs for? I've got three pair of them, they rawk!
Taxman71
4/20/2006, 01:56 PM
These things on anyone not in a wedding or on stage:
http://www.tieshop.co.nz/images/productlist/bowties/bowtiemaroon.gif
BeetDigger
4/20/2006, 01:57 PM
1. When a buddy and you have been trying to plan a trip to Vegas for 3 years, and each year, he has a lame *** excuse as to why he can't go.
I think he may be trying to tell you something. You seem a little slow on the pick up here. He probably has heard about your affinity for the pooper. :D
Taxman71
4/20/2006, 01:57 PM
http://www.josbank.com/Images/Catalog/ProductImages/4656.jpg
I wore a pair of those about 5 years ago. Are they still hated?
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 01:58 PM
I planned a trip to Tallahassee for the game against Clemson this fall - a lot of the family goin down. These tickets are request only right now, so I put in my request for 8 tickets. Come to find out my sister's friend decided to change her wedding date to the day of the game (knowing that the sister is supposed to be going to Tallahassee with us, and my sister is supposed to be in the wedding). I originally said too bad for her, I'm keeping these tickets. Well, after the mom decided she does in fact want to go to the wedding (The mom is paying for all hotel rooms, and gas, and food) so she eventually talks me into cancelling the ticket request and going to a different game. 2 days after I cancel the request, the yainch decides to change her wedding date to the weekend before the game. So now I have lost my ticket request and will be behind countless other people who have also requested tickets - people I would've been in front of otherwise. So now I have to either request tickets again and face aforementioned problem, or just go to a different game...Things I hate: 1)The yainch and her wedding 2) the yainch messing with my college football...
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 01:58 PM
What was said buddy's excuse?
That his "department" had a bunch of people leave recently. He is a tax guy though, they aren't busy May through September, and I KNOW he'll find a way to take his 23 days. Punk-***.
Wha, you wanna take me to Vegas? :O :D
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 01:59 PM
I wear #4. :mad:
I wasn't sure if he was talking about Cole Hans, penny loafers, or loafers in general... :confused:
Could we get a ruling, Stan?
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 02:01 PM
That his "department" had a bunch of people leave recently. He is a tax guy though, they aren't busy May through September, and I KNOW he'll find a way to take his 23 days. Punk-***.
Wha, you wanna take me to Vegas? :O :D
NO!
But thanks to Mark Cuban and fan appreciation night, I'm going to Kansas City for the Missouri game for FREE!!!
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 02:02 PM
I think he may be trying to tell you something. You seem a little slow on the pick up here. He probably has heard about your affinity for the pooper. :D
Funny story. I went to STL with him last year for 2-3 days. We get to the hotel, check in, and go up to our room. Was suppose to have two beds, or a big couch. Room had one King. We just stared at each other.
Luckily, the bed had this giant tubular pillow thing that ran along the headboard. It was pretty big around, and obviously stretched all the way across the bed. We put it right down the middle of the bed, and put some of the other decorative pillows on top. Called it the Gay Guard. I think we both slept much easier knowing it was there. :D
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 02:03 PM
I wasn't sure if he was talking about Cole Hans, penny loafers, or loafers in general... :confused:
Could we get a ruling, Stan?
Um.....loafers in general ain't cool, but specifically, penny loafers.
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 02:04 PM
Funny story. I went to STL with him last year for 2-3 days. We get to the hotel, check in, and go up to our room. Was suppose to have two beds, or a big couch. Room had one King. We just stared at each other.
Luckily, the bed had this giant tubular pillow thing that ran along the headboard. It was pretty big around, and obviously stretched all the way across the bed. We put it right down the middle of the bed, and put some of the other decorative pillows on top. Called it the Gay Guard. I think we both slept much easier knowing it was there. :D
I bet the pillow didn't have too good of a night...:eek:
slickdawg
4/20/2006, 02:04 PM
this thread is spreading faster than the mumps
Taxman71
4/20/2006, 02:04 PM
We just stared at each other....this giant tubular thing ran along the head. It was pretty big around, and obviously stretched all the way across. I put it right down the middle and put some on top of the Gay Guard. We both slept much easier.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 02:05 PM
this thread is spreading faster than the mumps
People like me, and hearing about my life. I can't help it.
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 02:06 PM
Funny story. I went to STL with him last year for 2-3 days. We get to the hotel, check in, and go up to our room. Was suppose to have two beds, or a big couch. Room had one King. We just stared at each other.
Luckily, the bed had this giant tubular pillow thing that ran along the headboard. It was pretty big around, and obviously stretched all the way across the bed. We put it right down the middle of the bed, and put some of the other decorative pillows on top. Called it the Gay Guard. I think we both slept much easier knowing it was there. :D
when are you going to tell the funny story?
I wasn't sure if he was talking about Cole Hans, penny loafers, or loafers in general... :confused:
Could we get a ruling, Stan?
Mine are CH's....I always thought Penny Loafers were like that but "red".
http://www.aim4athens.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/crocs.jpg
I also HATE seeing people wear these. :mad:
(insert brokeback music when seeing people wear these)
yermom
4/20/2006, 02:31 PM
i can see girls in Crocs, i guess. i mean they always wear goofy crap on their feet
but guys? you have to wonder about them
silverwheels
4/20/2006, 02:34 PM
Crocs are comfortable.
From what I hear.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 02:35 PM
homo
IronSooner
4/20/2006, 02:35 PM
Crocs seem like good footwear if you work on a boat and are too much of a sissy to go bare-foot. Otherwise they make no sense to me.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 02:39 PM
Crocs seem like good footwear if you work on a boat and are too much of a sissy to go bare-foot. Otherwise they make no sense to me.
Agreed. Maybe walking down to the lake/ocean if you don't like sandles, but other than that, I just can't see it.
I've actually seen people wear them to the doctor's office, etc.
Unreal.
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 02:50 PM
Crocs seem like good footwear if you work on a boat and are too much of a sissy to go bare-foot. Otherwise they make no sense to me.
That's what Top Siders are for. No person working on a boat would be caught dead in crocs.
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 02:51 PM
Agreed. Maybe walking down to the lake/ocean if you don't like sandles, but other than that, I just can't see it.
I've actually seen people wear them to the doctor's office, etc.
Unreal.
I've seen people wear them to CHURCH!!! :eek:
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 02:52 PM
Um.....loafers in general ain't cool, but specifically, penny loafers.
:mad:
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 03:05 PM
What a terrible waste of a penny.
TUSooner
4/20/2006, 03:05 PM
I hate threads that require clicking on links - not threads that HAVE links, but threads that you can't get anywhere with unless you click on the link.
COPY.
AND.
PASTE.
And you've got to be kinda gay to start with if you need a "gay guard."
But hear my story. Two very heterosexual lawyer friends I know went to a city for a couple days for a conference or something. Well, OK, one of the guys does speak in very "precise" way that some might consider effeminate. They decide to share a room, and they get one with 2 double beds. The hotel is pretty nice, the kind where they put a chocolatey mint on the pillow and stuff. So these guys come back from dinner the first night and find that the staff has made an interesting presumption: The staff turned back the covers on only one of the beds, and placed chocolatey mints on both pillows. I was crying when they told me what fools they made of themselves trying to convey their extreme heterosexuality over the next 2 days.
uhhm, that's all.
yermom
4/20/2006, 03:12 PM
heh
thou dost protest too much
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 03:13 PM
I hate threads that require clicking on links - not threads that HAVE links, but threads that you can't get anywhere with unless you click on the link.
COPY.
AND.
PASTE.
And you've got to be kinda gay to start with if you need a "gay guard."
But hear my story. Two very heterosexual lawyer friends I know went to a city for a couple days for a conference or something. Well, OK, one of the guys does speak in very "precise" way that some might consider effeminate. They decide to share a room, and they get one with 2 double beds. The hotel is pretty nice, the kind where they put a chocolatey mint on the pillow and stuff. So these guys come back from dinner the first night and find that the staff has made an interesting presumption: The staff turned back the covers on only one of the beds, and placed chocolatey mints on both pillows. I was crying when they told me what fools they made of themselves trying to convey their extreme heterosexuality over the next 2 days.
uhhm, that's all.
You work with Stan and his buddy?
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:15 PM
The gay guard was to prevent any misunderstandings. Most people don't sleep "still", if ya know what I mean. Why take the chance, and ruin a perfectly good friendship? :)
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 03:24 PM
Brokeback Hotel Room
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 03:25 PM
The gay guard was to prevent any misunderstandings. Most people don't sleep "still", if ya know what I mean. Why take the chance, and ruin a perfectly good friendship? :)
Or take the chance of it mistakenly turning into more than a good friendship ;)
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:33 PM
Or take the chance of it mistakenly turning into more than a good friendship ;)
I'd never "get involved" with him. He's an ostate grad. :D
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 03:39 PM
I'd never "get involved" with him. He's an ostate grad. :D
But you would if he were an OU grad?:confused:
yermom
4/20/2006, 03:39 PM
But you would if he were an OU grad?:confused:
then Howzit wouldn't care as much
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 03:45 PM
The gay guard was to prevent any misunderstandings. Most people don't sleep "still", if ya know what I mean. Why take the chance, and ruin a perfectly good friendship? :)
Those aren't pillows!
http://www.npr.org/programs/wesat/features/2005/july/planestrains.jpg
I was spooned once on a band trip. I wish all hotels came equipped with such pillows.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:47 PM
But you would if he were an OU grad?:confused:
No. But if I were gay, I'd be more inclined to find a hot young OU boy, than an osu one.
Yuck, that was nasty to even type. :eek:
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:48 PM
then Howzit wouldn't care as much
Howzit doesn't descriminate with his men. If you have a penis, he's into you, no pun intended.
silverwheels
4/20/2006, 03:49 PM
No. But if I were gay, I'd be more inclined to find a hot young OU boy, than an osu one.
Yuck, that was nasty to even type. :eek:
And he'd have to be wearing Crocs, right?
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 03:50 PM
No. But if I were gay, I'd be more inclined to find a hot young OU boy, than an osu one.
Yuck, that was nasty to even type. :eek:
sooooo, you've given this idea some consideration it seems....
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:52 PM
And he'd have to be wearing Crocs, right?
Hell, I'd probably we wearin' crocs in this story.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 03:53 PM
Helloooooooo new sig!
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:53 PM
sooooo, you've given this idea some consideration it seems....
Nope.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 03:54 PM
Helloooooooo new sig!
You SO suck right now.:mad:
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 03:55 PM
Stan has entered the "No Right Answer" zone.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 03:55 PM
You SO suck right now.:mad:
:D
bigdsooner
4/20/2006, 04:06 PM
Agreed. Maybe walking down to the lake/ocean if you don't like sandles, but other than that, I just can't see it.
I've actually seen people wear them to the doctor's office, etc.
Unreal.
dude, my father in law wears em all the time....with perdy white socks, plus he wears a fanny pack. when he comes to my kids games i usually try to avoid him.
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 04:07 PM
You SO suck right now.:mad:
This comment in the middle of a ghey conversation...
Osce0la
4/20/2006, 04:07 PM
Helloooooooo new sig!
I thought about that...guess I won't do it now since it's already taken...
Howzit
4/20/2006, 04:10 PM
Howzit doesn't descriminate with his men. If you have a penis, he's into you, no pun intended.
ixnay on the enis pay.
Jimminy Crimson
4/20/2006, 04:11 PM
ixnay on the enis pay.
Oooh, that sounds kinky!
Scott D
4/20/2006, 04:52 PM
blah blah blah blah
Maybe this will cheer you up Skippy ;)
meh should have watched the full thing first.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 04:53 PM
woah!!!!!!!!!
my eyes!!!!!
nsfw!!!!
Howzit
4/20/2006, 04:54 PM
Allllrighty then.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 04:54 PM
Well.
No more asking Hairy what he looks like nekked...
DANG.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 04:55 PM
Well.
No more asking Hairy what he looks like nekked...
DANG.
dang IS AN UNDERSTATMENT.
slickdawg
4/20/2006, 04:55 PM
Maybe this will cheer you up Skippy ;)
Enjoy your vacation.
:eek:
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 04:55 PM
Um.....
yermom
4/20/2006, 04:56 PM
Maybe this will cheer you up Skippy ;)
http://www.steamerbean.com/peanut%20butter%20jelly%20time.gif
heh, you gotta rehost that ;)
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1218/peanutbutterjellytime0pe.gif (http://imageshack.us)
IB4OU2
4/20/2006, 04:57 PM
:eek: don't let Pat see that!
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 04:57 PM
:les: STOP QUOTING HIM FOR CRIPE'S SAKE!!! ONCE IS ENOUGH!!!
bigdsooner
4/20/2006, 04:57 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 04:58 PM
Enjoy your vacation.
:eek:
Heh. Posterized.
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 04:58 PM
that's awesome.
Howzit
4/20/2006, 04:59 PM
:les: STOP QUOTING HIM FOR CRIPE'S SAKE!!! ONCE IS ENOUGH!!!
Seconded. Jeeeeez.
Scott D
4/20/2006, 04:59 PM
eh, I got rid of it...anyone else is putting themselves at risk imo.
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 05:00 PM
I vote that we give it another shot
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 05:01 PM
Scott D clearly broke board rules. How much time off does he get?
;)
slickdawg
4/20/2006, 05:01 PM
I vote that we give it another shot
Uh, NO!
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 05:03 PM
Scott D clearly broke board rules. How much time off does he get?
;)
I say 2 weeks.
Scott D
4/20/2006, 05:03 PM
Scott D clearly broke board rules. How much time off does he get?
;)
this is because I haven't made a carpet peeing joke in awhile eh?
Scott D
4/20/2006, 05:04 PM
I say 2 weeks.
your opinion is duly noted and rejected.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 05:06 PM
your opinion is duly noted and rejected.
You don't get to choose your own penalty numb nuts. ;)
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 05:07 PM
Yes but he's in good with the String Pullers.
Verdict: Warning! :D
I say 2 weeks.
Nope, what's fair is fair.........one week off.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 05:11 PM
Nope, what's fair is fair.........one week off.
Uh.....his was twice as bad as yours. He made you look like Bryant Gumble.....or sumfin like that. :D
I'm convinced......two weeks.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 05:23 PM
I'm convinced......two weeks.
The String Pullers have already ruled. Quit wasting your breath.
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 05:25 PM
I haven't heard from jk on this one. Then again, I didn't see the picture. My eyes are intact.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 05:26 PM
I haven't heard from jk on this one. Then again, I didn't see the picture. My eyes are intact.
One string puller speaks for both. You wouldn't understand.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 05:28 PM
One string puller speaks for both. You wouldn't understand.
Sounds gay.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 05:29 PM
Sounds gay.
You would know.
MamaMia
4/20/2006, 05:45 PM
YES. I f'in hate those things.Our dental assistant wore a pair of those to work one day. Her argument was that nurses were wearing them in hospitals. I sent her home to get proper footwear and made a memo. :D
What bugs me more than anything are redneck hillbillies who put their dogs in the back of their trucks, and people who leave their dogs in their cars with the window cracked, as if thats suppose to keep them from being in danger.
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 05:47 PM
You would know.
Dude, we don't want to know. That's how it works. You go blabbing about it and then people get uppity. See? I'm getting uppity.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 06:08 PM
You would know.
You wish.
colleyvillesooner
4/20/2006, 06:25 PM
eww.
yermom
4/21/2006, 12:57 PM
Our dental assistant wore a pair of those to work one day. Her argument was that nurses were wearing them in hospitals. I sent her home to get proper footwear and made a memo. :D
What bugs me more than anything are redneck hillbillies who put their dogs in the back of their trucks, and people who leave their dogs in their cars with the window cracked, as if thats suppose to keep them from being in danger.
we saw someone the other day with a dog on the back of their motorcycle :eek:
it was like a Goldwing or something, but wow
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