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1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:06 AM
The news said that it wasn't gonna rain until Friday. I go out last night and put the dog in the backyard. I still haven't taken her pet carrier out of the car but I put a blanket down for her.

Nice thunderstorm last night.

She was so wet and scared that she busted out of the back yard for the shelter of the front porch. When I rolled in at 4am she was ****ed off and happy at the same time.

I really need to get her a doghouse.
mrowl
4/20/2006, 10:09 AM
for brokeback dogs...

http://www.barkslope.com/images/3164-Pink-Tent-bed.jpg
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 10:13 AM
4am?
were you out doing your carpet business last night?
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 10:15 AM
4am on a Wednesday, and he wonders why his budget has gone to ****.

:)
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:16 AM
I spent $8 last night, thank you very much.
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 10:20 AM
what kind of woman can you buy for $8 ?
TexasLidig8r
4/20/2006, 10:20 AM
4 AM?

Don't you know that only bad things happen after 2 ?

And. if you haven't "gotten er done" by 2... you don't deserve it !
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:23 AM
what if I was getten her done from 1-3:30?
TexasLidig8r
4/20/2006, 10:24 AM
The cute little red head?

Nah..

First.. you can't last that long! ;)

Second... well... just... cuz! :D
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 10:25 AM
Warning: In case of an erection lasting 4 or more hours, seek medical attention immediately.

Your kinda pushing the envelope there 1TC.
TexasLidig8r
4/20/2006, 10:28 AM
Warning: For 1TC, In case of an erection lasting 4 or more seconds, seek medical attention immediately.

Your kinda pushing the envelope there 1TC.

Tightened that baby up for you there a wee bit.
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:28 AM
I'm timing myself from the entry into her apartment and the rest stops in between.
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:29 AM
this was some hooker that I met at 8.0 last night.
Howzit
4/20/2006, 10:29 AM
An $8 hooker?

<edit> aww, ouinfla beat me to it...
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:31 AM
even better, a free one.

but anyhoo. does anyone have any advice on getting my dog a doghouse?
MamaMia
4/20/2006, 10:31 AM
Okay, back to the poor dog...

As a show of remorse, it would be nice for you to go get her the dog house today while the trauma of what she experienced is still fresh in her mind. That way she can forgive you in a healthy light without being forced to further suppresss her pent up feelings of abandonment. ;)

You know, they have some dog homes with air conditioning. :D
Howzit
4/20/2006, 10:32 AM
but anyhoo. does anyone have any advice on getting my dog a doghouse?

Buy one.
TexasLidig8r
4/20/2006, 10:32 AM
An $8 hooker?

<edit> aww, ouinfla beat me to it...

Yikes!! Check for these today hombre!

http://www.nehb.ie/youthhealthne/images/sexualhealth/crabs.gif
soonerbrat
4/20/2006, 10:33 AM
awesome thunderstorm last night.

i was only out til 3 though. and my friend's dog was in the house.
JohnnyMack
4/20/2006, 10:36 AM
Buy one.

You are wise beyond your ears. I mean years.
TexasLidig8r
4/20/2006, 10:39 AM
http://www.stacksandstacks.com/image/102829.jpg
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:40 AM
I was thinking about getting an old 55 gallon drum and putting a blanket in it.
JohnnyMack
4/20/2006, 10:41 AM
I was thinking about getting an old 55 gallon drum and putting a blanket in it.

http://www.spca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=Homepage_Template_2004
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:43 AM
if I adopted another I'd need two 55 gallon drums
JohnnyMack
4/20/2006, 10:44 AM
if I adopted another I'd need two 55 gallon drums

Hey! My sister (who you're not allowed to schlong) brought me one of those pies from Kincaid's when she was down to visit my Mom.

No burger though. :bsmf:
Howzit
4/20/2006, 10:46 AM
Hey! My sister (who you're not allowed to schlong) brought me one of those pies from Kincaid's when she was down to visit my Mom.

No burger though. :bsmf:


Can I schlong her? I mean, if Mrs. Howzit says it's ok?
1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:47 AM
I have three cousins to trade if we're bartering for spaghetti.
Stanley1
4/20/2006, 11:00 AM
Schlong is a verb now?
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 12:44 PM
this was some hooker that I met at 8.0 last night.


It took you 5 hours to get an $8 hooker into bed?

I guess you get what you pay for.