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mrowl
4/20/2006, 07:08 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/042106dntexoffbeat4.52f62de7.html

Okla. man advertises for virgin bride

07:06 AM CDT on Thursday, April 20, 2006

Associated Press

BRAY, Okla. - A man has caused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising in an unusual manner that he'd like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

"I feel like I'm living down the street from a pedophile," said neighbor Christy Sternadel. "We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?"

As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14.

"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors."

Neighbors asked the Stephens County sheriff's department to stop Thelemann from displaying the sign, but Undersherriff Bob Hill said the sign was gone by the time deputies visited Thelemann's home.

That's because it was stolen, Thelemann said. He put up another sign Wednesday that didn't include the minor ages. The new sign also noted he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."

Melo
4/20/2006, 07:12 AM
Hmm... $1000, huh?

:P

OUHOMER
4/20/2006, 07:15 AM
sounds like he needs a myspace.com

IB4OU2
4/20/2006, 07:23 AM
These hillbilliy lottery winners and their newly acquired wealth.... the sky's the limit.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/20/2006, 07:59 AM
Damn. I'm over 24. I coulda used the extra grand.

OKC Sooner
4/20/2006, 08:02 AM
He says 'heathen' like that's a bad thing...

OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 08:22 AM
nm

Stanley1
4/20/2006, 08:33 AM
This guy in movin' in on my territory. May be time to give him a call. :mad: ;)

slickdawg
4/20/2006, 08:36 AM
This guy in movin' in on my territory. May be time to give him a call. :mad: ;)


Yeah, go poop in his yard and mark your turf!



:D

OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 08:39 AM
not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."

nothing like limiting your choices right from the get-go.

I think your territory is safe, Stanley

Howzit
4/20/2006, 08:41 AM
Damn. I'm waaayyyyyy over 24. I coulda used the extra grand.

fixed.

;)

JohnnyMack
4/20/2006, 09:06 AM
fixed.

;)

heh.

BeetDigger
4/20/2006, 09:16 AM
Man, this inflation is outta hand. Five years ago a 12-24 year old virgin was going for $500, $600 tops.

ChickSoonerFan
4/20/2006, 09:20 AM
I heard this on the news this morning only I did not hear how old he was.

He has said his grandmother had gotten married when she was 14 so he didn't know what all the fuss was about. :eek:

I wondered how long ago that was...we no longer live in Little House on the Prarie days.

12
4/20/2006, 09:40 AM
With that kind of scratch, I can't believe he lives in such a small town.

usmc-sooner
4/20/2006, 09:43 AM
Damn. I'm over 24. I coulda used the extra grand.


but are you a virgin?

sanantoniosooner
4/20/2006, 10:06 AM
but are you a virgin?
http://www.leetgamers.org/images/graemlins/popcorn.gif

Stanley1
4/20/2006, 10:14 AM
but are you a virgin?

This shoulda been a poll.

IronSooner
4/20/2006, 11:58 AM
"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989.


Not much time to get born again after 12 years.

Wonder how he plans on verifying that...