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Melo
4/20/2006, 12:20 AM
I had some fun today.

It started out with a grand idea between my roomate and myself, to feed the birds. We have some fish, and we ran out of food. Hope they dont die from bread crumbs.

We have these birds that have a nest right outside our apartment, so we went to go feed them.

Well, there are these two hillbillies who live on the floor under neath us, so we decided to put bread all over their sidewalk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/mellybelly/101_1679.jpg

Then we had an even better idea to put water on them so they would get all soggy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/mellybelly/101_1680.jpg

:D
SicEmBaylor
4/20/2006, 12:51 AM
My friends all lived in this "house" that was actually a converted office which had been converted from this weird christian school that went out of business the summer after our sophomore year. Well it was right in the middle of Waco but there was a big fence around it which afforded us a bit of privacy.

Well, anyone who has spent time in Waco may have noticed the extreme bird problem. The number of birds in Waco is just unreal. I blame the homeless.

Anyway, we spent that entire summer sitting outside all day in lawn chairs drinking and shooting birds with scope equipped pellet guns. There was a stray cat who would always run around and collect the dead birds to eat.

I may go to Baylor, but I'll never forget my f-ing hillbilly heritage.
pb4ou
4/20/2006, 12:53 AM
nice :D
Rhino
4/20/2006, 01:22 AM
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Ike
4/20/2006, 02:31 AM
birds are nice and all, but at least you don't have to deal with this:

http://www.nhn.ou.edu/~hall/gigagaggle.jpg

this was taken less than a quarter mile down the road from my apartment.


ugh. I swear, if it was legal for me to be shootin up geese on federal property, I'd keep ammo shops in business during the winter.
OKC Sooner
4/20/2006, 07:42 AM
http://www.meredy.com/vinbw/birds.jpg
HoserSooner
4/20/2006, 07:56 AM
birds are nice and all, but at least you don't have to deal with this:

http://www.nhn.ou.edu/~hall/gigagaggle.jpg

this was taken less than a quarter mile down the road from my apartment.


ugh. I swear, if it was legal for me to be shootin up geese on federal property, I'd keep ammo shops in business during the winter.

We get a whack of those buggers on one of the golf courses I play up here. There isn't anything worse than trying to find your ball in the middle of a field of goose ****. :mad:
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/20/2006, 07:57 AM
What does having fish have to do with it?
TUSooner
4/20/2006, 10:14 AM
What does having fish have to do with it?
Exactly my question. :D
Viking Kitten
4/20/2006, 10:20 AM
What does having fish have to do with it?

Yeah, that definitely wins the award for "WTF?" post of the day.
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 10:24 AM
ya think maybe those hillbillys will figure out where the bread mess came from?
MamaMia
4/20/2006, 10:39 AM
What does having fish have to do with it?
:D I was about to ask the same question.

Oh, and I think you're suppose to break the bread up into crumbs unless you're feeding vultures.
JohnnyMack
4/20/2006, 10:40 AM
What does having fish have to do with it?

I think she may have taken my 4ft water bong advice. :O
yermom
4/20/2006, 10:58 AM
i think she was feeding bread to the fish first?
soonerbrat
4/20/2006, 11:01 AM
you shouldn't be eating white bread.
BeetDigger
4/20/2006, 11:07 AM
:D I was about to ask the same question.

Oh, and I think you're suppose to break the bread up into crumbs unless you're feeding vultures.


Vultures, hillbillies. Same thing.
Newbomb Turk
4/20/2006, 11:11 AM
did someone pee on the bread?
Melo
4/20/2006, 12:54 PM
i think she was feeding bread to the fish first?

Yea. We were feeding the fish. Then we thought of the birds. Then we thought of the hillbillies.
Melo
4/20/2006, 12:55 PM
you shouldn't be eating white bread.

Whats wrong with white bread? It tastes better than wheat bread.
OUinFLA
4/20/2006, 12:59 PM
Whats wrong with white bread? It tastes better than wheat bread.


It's something you will pay attention to long after you are no longer a teenager.
:)
BeetDigger
4/20/2006, 01:03 PM
Yea. We were feeding the fish. Then we thought of the birds. Then we thought of the hillbillies.


And then you thought of the SO.
Melo
4/20/2006, 01:10 PM
And then you thought of the SO.

Of course. I thought that was a given. :confused:
Mjcpr
4/20/2006, 01:14 PM
What does bi-curious have to do with it?
Melo
4/20/2006, 01:21 PM
What does bi-curious have to do with it?

Bi-curious?
Partial Qualifier
4/20/2006, 01:29 PM
Any chick who has the Backstreet Boys in her avatar and quotes Ozzy in her sig, well. I worry about you Melo.
Melo
4/20/2006, 01:30 PM
Any chick who has the Backstreet Boys in her avatar and quotes Ozzy in her sig, well. I worry about you Melo.

Thats definitely System of a Down, buddy.
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 01:30 PM
Any chick who has the Backstreet Boys in her avatar and quotes Ozzy in her sig, well. I worry about you Melo.

That's not the Backstreet Boys, crackah...:eddie:
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 01:31 PM
Ooooh...double-bip...
Melo
4/20/2006, 01:32 PM
Hahahahaa....

System compared to Backstreet boys. Heh.

:D
Partial Qualifier
4/20/2006, 01:32 PM
I was kidding ladies. Simmah! :D
Melo
4/20/2006, 01:33 PM
I was kidding ladies. Simmah! :D

Uh-huh.... suuuure. ;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 02:00 PM
I was kidding ladies. Simmah! :D

I gotta out you on this one...you thought that the rapper Busta Rhymes was our football player...

Crackah-a$$ crackah...
Partial Qualifier
4/20/2006, 02:01 PM
oh man. Come on, you know who thought that. Tweren't me


:mad:
Fugue
4/20/2006, 02:02 PM
I gotta out you on this one...you thought that the rapper Busta Rhymes was our football player...

Crackah-a$$ crackah...

HEH!
Partial Qualifier
4/20/2006, 02:07 PM
I gotta out you on this one...you thought that the rapper Busta Rhymes was our football player...

Crackah-a$$ crackah...

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BlondeSoonerGirl
4/20/2006, 02:30 PM
Okay...it wasn't PQ...

He thought ODB played for us...heh.
NormanPride
4/20/2006, 03:15 PM
Okay...it wasn't PQ...

He thought ODB played for us...heh.

Howzit's a triathlete, not a football player. Duh.
silverwheels
4/20/2006, 03:19 PM
System compared to Backstreet boys. Heh.

Don't see why not...